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Basic Trope: A male character is unhappy due to the puny size of his manhood.

  • Straight: Alice finds out Bob is not well-endowed and she mocks him.
  • Exaggerated:
    • Bob's penis is inverted.
    • Bob's microscopic penis is too small to be seen by the naked eye.
  • Downplayed: Bob is only slightly below average.
  • Justified:
    • Bob is a little person so it's natural that his proportions would be smaller than most.
    • Bob lives in a society that pushes the narrative that a man has more worth because of their large penis and men who don't live up to that standard deserve to be shamed and mocked.
  • Inverted:
  • Gender-Inverted: Alice is stripped naked in public. Onlookers mock her tiny breasts.
  • Subverted:
    • Bob is small, but he has a sense of Petite Pride.
    • Alice notices Bob is small in the pants but doesn't care.
    • Bob has a small penis, but she is actually Bobbie, a Transgender woman who plans to receive gender reassignment surgery.
    • Bob is a grower, not a show-er
  • Double Subverted:
    • Bob has pride until he is rejected by a date, then he becomes insecure.
    • Alice doesn't care about Bob's small penis, but once she starts calling it "cute" or fetishizing him as an Uke, it makes him uncomfortable.
    • Bob is joking about being a woman for coping, or perhaps he is a cisgender Dude Looks Like a Lady who is mistaken for being transgender.
  • Parodied: Bob is a handsome, smart, wealthy, ladies' man, but every time he takes off his pants, women laugh at his microscopic penis.
  • Zig Zagged: Bob thinks he's average until Alice sees him naked and starts mocking him. He feels bad and leaves the country, only to find himself in a place where small men are considered attractive. He becomes more confident and gets a date, only for her to be disgusted by what she perceives to be an overly large member.
  • Averted: Bob is of average size.
  • Enforced: The writer wants to show just how emasculated Bob is by writing a scene in which it's revealed he has a small penis.
  • Lampshaded: Bob laments his lack of manhood and blames it for his inability to keep a girlfriend.
  • Invoked: Charlie flaunts his huge member around the shower room, which makes Bob insecure.
  • Exploited:
    • Alice tells everyone Bob has a small penis in order to embarrass him.
    • Alice gets Bob to sleep with her by convincing him no other woman would accept his size.
  • Defied: Bob shows that he is still an excellent lover, proving that "it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean."
  • Discussed: Two people watch a nature documentary and talk about a man's small size.
  • Conversed: Two characters discuss how awful it must feel to be a man with a small penis.
  • Implied:
    • Alice accidentally walks in on Bob while he's changing clothes off the screen. She leaves the room laughing a second later.
    • Bob sends Alice a nude picture of himself. He's insulted by her response of not being impressed by the contents and that she's got way better pictures from other guys.
  • Deconstructed:
    • Alice mocks Bob for having a small penis, but he tells her that she hurt his feelings. She realizes that she shouldn't shame people for their body sizes and apologizes.
    • Bob is eventually Driven to Suicide because he's so unhappy with his lack of assets, and partially prompted by Alice and Charlie who frequently bullies him about it.
  • Reconstructed:
  • Played For Laughs: Bob is a Casanova Wannabe who drops his pants in order to impress Alice, but she laughs at him, which makes him run away in shame.
  • Played For Drama: Alice mocks Bob for his size and he soon becomes extremely insecure, which makes him unable to be intimate with other women, and begins contemplating suicide.
  • Played For Horror:
    • Bob is mocked for his size and begins plotting revenge against his mockers. He captures them by surprise, ties them up, and puts them in a dark room. He takes out a knife and uses it to cut off the men's penises. The men scream in agony. After that, Bob forces the women who mocked him to eat them. The mockers are forever traumatized by this event.
    • Bob gets revenge on his mockers by becoming a serial rapist targeting them. He makes sure to supply Self-Deprecation jokes about how uncomfortable the experience will be/was for them because of his tiny length throughout.

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