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Basic Trope: A character, most often male, gets hit in his genitals.

  • Straight: Alice kicks Bob's groin out of frustration towards the latter.
  • Exaggerated:
    • ... But she still needs to get rid of some more anger, so she hits Bob a few times with a diamond-studded sledgehammer.
    • Bob was wearing glasses when he got hit. The glasses shatter because having a guy keel over simply isn't enough.
    • Alice kicks Bob in the crotch so hard he vomits blood.
    • Alice kicks Bob in the crotch so hard he vomits out his own semen.
    • Alice kicks Bob in the crotch so hard he vomits out his own balls.
    • The attack does one of the following: make Bob impotent, destroy his groin outright, and/or kills Bob.
    • Alice kicks Bob's balls so hard, they explode into Ludicrous Gibs, making Bob scream loudly in tortured agony before succumbing to blood loss.
    • Alice hits his groin so hard he ends up getting erased from existence.
    • Alice kicks Bob in the nuts. His head explodes.
    • Multiple characters gets kicked in the groin.
    • Alice kicking Bob in the nuts is the longest Running Gag in Tropers: The Series.
    • Logical Conclusion: Alice performs a Crippling Castration.
  • Downplayed: Alice accidentally smacks Bob's crotch. It's enough to make his eyes bug out a bit, but isn't much.
  • Justified:
  • Inverted:
  • Gender-Inverted Trope: Bob kicks Alice in the groin. Alice finds it painful, much to her surprise.
  • Subverted:
  • Double Subverted:
    • But this just frustrates Alice more, resulting in her using throwing darts she keeps on standby.
    • ...until Alice isn't watching and he crumples in pain.
    • After slugging him, Alice kicks Bob in the groin for real.
    • Bob may not have anything downstairs, but he still has a pelvic bone that can be broken.
    • Bob is actually a girl... but Surprisingly Realistic Outcome occurs.
    • Bob removes the cup from his pants to show it off; Alice takes this chance to kick him again.
    • A hit to the groin is the instant fight-ender that is advertised in Hollywood... if it's done with a knife. Or a gun. A fact that Alice is all too happy to exploit. The extreme damage this delivers also takes care of most types Made of Iron or Combat Sadomasochist foes.
  • Parodied:
    • Alice flicks Bob in the groin, resulting in a torrent of High-Pressure Blood.
    • A swift kick to the groin works on everything, from robots to ghosts to C'thulhu himself.
    • Alice develops an energy blast technique that homes in on people's groins.
    • Alice works in a secret military operation, and one of her crew's missions shows that their Modus Operandi is to kick dictators and terrorists in the groin. (While they carry guns as well, they are just for show.)
  • Zig Zagged: A Shadow Discretion Shot looks like Alice hit Bob in his crotch, but she really kicked him in his thigh. Until Bob is seen with an icepack on his crotch, which he explains he needs to use after falling on a plank of wood, so Alice really did kick Bob in his thigh.
  • Averted:
  • Enforced: "Hits to the manhood are always funny; why don't we include one here?"
  • Lampshaded:
    • "They always go for the groin...ow..."
    • Alternatively, any groaning or referring to the fact the getting kicked in the crotch hurts like the dickens.
    • Share the Male Pain
  • Invoked:
  • Exploited:
    • "Bob" is a Sweet Polly Oliver and draws attenton to her crotch so that they strike where she has extra padding.
    • Bob's Signature Move is a tripping attack, that relies on the opponent lifting up their knee to hit his groin.
  • Defied:
    • "It would be uncivil to kick at your pride, so I will be satisfied with your face."
    • Bob expects these kicks coming, and always wears a metal codpiece to protect himself.
    • Bob knows certain kind of kung-fu that intercepts attacks to the groin.
    • Bob is a ghost/hologram/psychic projection, so Groin Attacks (or any physical attack for that matter) can't affect him.
    • Bob dodges Alice's Groin Attack and kicks her in the groin.
  • Discussed: "WHY?!! WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE GRONCH?!!"
  • Conversed: "How can all these guys on TV handle being hit in the groin and not have it stop them for long?"
  • Implied: Alice attempts to kick Bob. We don't see it, but Bob is seen writhing in pain afterwards.
  • Deconstructed:
    • The kick damages Bob's nerve endings, and possibly even ruptures his testicles.
    • Bob gets kicked. It really hurts, so Bob, rather than keeling over, becomes very very angry.
    • Bob sues Alice for assault. Cue Genre Shift from wacky comedy to Courtroom Episode where Alice loses all her savings to compensate for injuring Bob.
    • Bob had Balls of Steel and legs strong enough to hold Alice's in place. He also does not take dirty fighting well.
  • Reconstructed:
  • Played For Laughs: A snarky description of the effects that attack had is made by a bystander/the game interface.
  • Played for Drama:
    • All his friends think it was in good humor at the time, but Bob does not survive the groin attack.
    • Bob survives, but permanent damage is done. A full description of the damage would be... Distasteful at best, but in short, he'll never be a father, and he spends the next week and a half having to call a nurse if he needs to pee.
  • Played For Horror: Groin Attacks are treated as an act of sexual violence, and it's a special kind of evil.

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