While Square Root Of Minus Garfield is well-known for its hilarious and often surreal humor, some edits can, and will, get rather unsettling.
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- "Nightmare Fuel Garfield"
is an appropriately named comic. Jon and Garfield are at a table, with their facial features slowly disappearing. In place of those facial features are spider shaped holes that appear on Jon's face and a split tongue that comes out from a slit on Garfield's face. The comic ends with Garfield tangling one end of his own tongue around itself while the other end enters one of the holes in Jon's face. - Into The Background has Jon standing in an empty room as the walls gradually turn into a repeating pattern resembling Garfield with a crazed expression. Garfield stares wide-eyed, as his toothy grin extends across his face.
- Garffitti is an edit of the 2005-09-09 comic from an unknown user on an unknown forum. The comic is turned into a surreal horror that is presented in black and white line art. Garfield dials a phone and listens to it spout mathematical equations. When Jon comes up behind Garfield, Garfield holds the phone to Jon's face and stabs him with the black inky spikes that shoot out from the speaker. Noticeable changes to the character designs are Garfield having unnatural black eyes that change in each panel, as well as Jon having pupiless eyes and an open frown.Garfield: the
- Garfield is Always Watching You is a collection of images of Garfield staring directly at you. Each individual panel is set through its own filter, causing Garfield's appearance to change. The most notable example of this (as seen on the page image) is on the upper right, where he appears resembles a smooth-skinned demon with bulging eyes and a gaping mouth.TODAY I WATCH YOU.
- The Dark World of the Dog, in which the infamous Smile.jpg makes an appearance.
- This comic, where the dinosaurs from Dinosaur Comics think up several "Garfield minus Garfield" puns, which quickly degrades into pure horror.THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW!
- Oh, hey, another "2053" strip!Garfield: The world is burning. RUN.
- Perhaps it's for the best that we leave the Toon Physics in Garfield...
- The first eight Zalgo Garfield strips, as you would expect. The ninth... not so much. The tenth however...
- The ripple effect is a harsh mistress...
- Garfdust casts Garfield as the villain of a Stardust the Super Wizard comic, in which said villain is reduced to a head and then absorbed by a headless giant. If anything, the fact that it's Garfield makes the strip more terrifying than the original.
- JON! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
- Ants have eaten THE FABRIC OF REALITY.
- I'LL TAKE MY LEAVE OF THIS WORLD AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT. It's worth pointing out that the strip becomes Nightmare Retardant when it turns out the afterlife Jon entered is actually becoming a contestant on The Price Is Right, but still....
- Although, the Author's note kinda make it more disturbing...I'd just like to note I came up with this idea while watching The Price is Right. I watch The Price is Right every day before I go to sleep and spend every waking moment thinking about it. This is what I pray happens after death.
- Notably, it was also able to stump the creator of the aforementioned Strip #2605 on the forums, Camwoodstock; among other users and regular creators and readers. The reactions speaks volumes.I... What?
- Although, the Author's note kinda make it more disturbing...
- "Okay, Garfield, what've you done? WHAT'VE YOU DONE? WHAT'VE YOU DONE? WHAT'VE YOU DONE? WHAT'VE YOU DONE? WHAT'VE YOU DONE?"
- Goodbye, Lyman
- "Is that the guy editing us?"Garfield: (staring at the viewer with pinprick eyes) Cam.
- What a nice day. I imagine...You may be wondering why Garfield has chosen to imagine that he's in the middle of a fire.
- The aptly named Pretty-Darn-Terrifying Garfield has Garfield staring at the audience with a wide grin on his face as he describes how he wants to mangle his viewers.Garfield: I'm going to pull your ears over your head and tie them into a knot. Then I'm going to stretch your upper lip over your chin. And then I'm going to pull your right shoe off and stuff it up your left nostril.
