Hemorrhoy Rogers (also known as "Hemorrhoy Rogers and the Rhhoid Boyz") is a band founded in 1996-1998. A fairly obscure band, Hemorrhoy Rogers is famous (or infamous) for making some of the weirdest songs imaginable, which have been described as "either some of the worst songs ever made or the some of the best". Needless to say, that's the whole point of this band. Not much is known about the band's backstory, other than they are one of the many bands created by Big Poo Generator (others beings The Gland Puppies, The Wacky Ball Kickers, The Crapenters, etc.) After making a few albums, the band seemed to vanish off the face of the Earth. Regardless, they have managed to gain a Cult Following these days due to their bizarre, gross, sometimes dark but utterly hilarious songs.
Studio album discography:
- Cream of What!?(1996)
- Clippity Klop, Don't Rob Me (1998)
Tropes and other entries associated with the band include:
- AxCrazy: Hemorrhoy's character gives this impression sometimes:"I'd like to kill them all someday! I'd like to kill them with my bare hands!!""Kill everyone! This is Hemorrhoy Rogers's message!"
- Cover Version: One of the tracks on Cream of What!? is a bizarre but still catchy cover of the "Be Like Mike" song from the old Gatorade commercials.
- Helium Speech: All singing of Hemorrhoy is pitched up to resemble this.
- Intentionally Awkward Title: Hemorrhoy's albums have relatively tame names, but most song titles are anything but. For example, there's a song named "King Henry Had A Nipple Shaped Like A Dinosaur".
- Mood Whiplash: Of a comedy variety:"It's a good day for the end of the world, say Hemorrhoy this fine morning!"
- Parody: The name Hemorrhoy Rogers appears to be a clear parody of Roy Rogers, but vocally he appears to be a parody of Alvin & The Chipmunks.
- Self-Deprecation: "If I Could Make A Living Out Of Eating Food" has him making fun of himself and calling himself "unpopular".
- Stylistic Suck: Silly novelty music has always been Big Poo Generator's specialty, and he clearly didn't make an exception for the Hemorrhoy Rogers project.
- Toilet Humor: Jokes about poop, toilets, bathrooms, hemorrhoids, asses, farts and burps are all over the place.
