"In sickness and in health, till death do you meet."
Holey Matrimony is an Erotic/Bizarro Short Story written by author and film director Kevin Strange, illustrated by Terence Muncy and edited by Sean Ferrari
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Holey Matrimony was published exclusively on Amazon Kindle. (We do not provide a direct link due to the NSFW nature of the story.)
This story provides examples of:
- Apocalypse Cult: Cult of Dagonites.
- Dead to Begin With: The story begins with John dying from a car crash while he was texting.
- Did We Just Have Tea with Cthulhu?: Subverted. Jesus seems to be nice enough, giving John the best blowjob he ever has and does not seem to mind having sex with a man with scaly skin and three giant cocks. When they finish though, Jesus sucks John's spirit dry and discards it, and goes on about how he will eventually destroy everything.
- Double Standard: Rape, Divine on Mortal: The whole premise is Jesus having gay sex with a dying man created by a Lovecraftian Apocalypse Cult! What were you expecting?
- Eldritch Abomination: Jesus is revealed to be Tetrohalographagon a Lovecraftian deity destined to swallow the universe, and John's father.
- I Have Many Names: Evoked by Jesus.I go by many names in many times throughout many, many worlds. Jesus Christ is but one of my selves; a favorite, but not my true form any more than that of John Schmitt is yours.
- Just Before the End: There will be an apocalypse. Just not yet.
- Lovecraft Lite: John Schmitt was a half-human, half-Eldritch/Humanoid Abomination that lived a mundane married life (at least until he was meant to fulfill his destiny and end the world).
- Mermaid Problem: Gay sex is problematic for John since he lacks an anus.
- Naughty Tentacles
- Parental Incest: Given the Blue-and-Orange Morality Eldritch Abominations usually have, this isn't something that should surprise you.
- Transparent Closet: John only married his wife because he was sexually attracted to her father.
