Someone's personality is at odds with what is expected from their superpowers.
- I have been given the power to create laconic pages! And now that I have it, I shall dedicate all of my energy to creatively crafting my collective communicative coalesce such that I shall eliminate every single, possible, even-in-the-slightest unnecessary piece of dialogue that escapes my...! Oh, right. (looks guilty) Making laconic page. OK. View unabridged version HERE. There, that wasn't so hard. Almost reminds me of...
