French is such a beautiful language, isn't it? But when your translator has no idea what he's talking about, It can be downright hilarious! So, in style of the eloquent French man, Pierre Escargo, we bring you some lovely French phrases that you should NEVER say in French.
- Mes suricates besoin de papier brûlant à acquérir garniture fouettée du nez université de cheveux. My meerkats need burning paper to acquire whipped topping from nose hair university.
Tropes de télévision va ruiner votre vie. TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life.
