The Church of the Tropes is the Parody Religion you've been waiting for. Our goddess is Trope-tan, who one day saw a vision of Jesus Christ (some say it was BRIAN BLESSED) on her television set one day, and decided to found a great church. Our Sacred Scripture is the The Gospel of Trope-tan (aka the Bible of the Tropes), in which we learn the sacred truths about how global warming is caused by a decline in cartoons featuring Frank Welker-voiced characters and how people dying is a side effect of overpopulation.
Preachers of the Church of the Tropes
- Cleo - A blessed cat from Westfinster, she is known for leading the megachurch affiliated with our church, Westfinster Junkyard Hope Palace Building Church, infamous for its production of "hell houses" that demonize ex-gays, and for its hosting of conferences of "ex-ex-gays." Has fought against the Alliance Defending Freedom and anti-gays, and cleanses us of sins with the power of masturbation.
