- "Congroined Hearts": Now that she knows for a fact that the Sheriff is cheating on her, Hambrosia decides to cheat on him with the one person in The Multiverse she can: Hambrosia in Universe 4. Our current Hambrosia overhears other Hambrosia of Universe 4 talking shit about her to another resident of Universe 4, so Hambrosia decides to use her powers only for good. She divorces the Sheriff, allowing him to marry Hurshe. Meemaw astral projects her face onto Hurshe, and Hambrosia goes to see her. Meemaw tells her that the Comening will be comening at midnight. Hambrosia snorts up hourglass sand like cocaine, allowing her to move fast enough to save everyone. She decides to save everyone from the Comening by giving everyone in the Holler a Bloody Hilarious Mercy Kill. The Sheriff kills her, and she dies smiling."He shouldn't have. He's saving me from the suffering. He does care after all. The love I spread is returning to me, to take me. I'm coming! I'M COMING!"
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