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  • WHY THE HECK COULD HE NOT GO GET ANOTHER SLICE OF CAKE?! Surely it couldn't be the only slice of strawberry shortcake in the whole of Pop Star? Sheesh, Kirby!
    • Well, have you ever seen another slice of strawberry shortcake as any health pickups in any of the other games?
    • Clearly it must have been homemade. Nobody messes with Kirby's Homemade strawberry shortcake.
    • Because if he let those mice get away, it would set a bad example. What next? People will start borrowing his cans of pop. Someone will make a sandwich with his bread. Things will continue on in this vein until someone makes spaghetti sauce with his Maxim Tomatoes. And woe for existence on that day, for Kirby will decide that any universe that steals his food is no longer worthy of existence, and consume it all. Dedede 12:17.
    • Some people think it's because there was a famine in Dream Land during the events of Kirby Squeak Squad. So obviously, Kirby couldn't have gotten another piece of cake because there wasn't any cake left.
    • This trooper wouldn't be surprised if Kirby hasn't developed object permanence yet. (Or whatever it's called.) So he doesn't realize there are other slices of cake he can go after, as he thinks the one that was stolen is the only one there was. If he ever saw another slice somewhere, he might assume that it's the same as the original.
    • He once experienced Dedede stealing food and quickly jumped into conclusion it is the same thing again, not only his food.
  • So... If Kirby has a bottomless stomach, why can he only hold 5 Bubbles/chests at a time?
    • Things don't last forever in that big belly of his before it vanishes without a trace. He doesn't have too many spaces in his stomach that can store stuff.
    • How much food can you fit into your mouth before you instinctively swallow it? I guess we know Kirby's limit now.
    • Plus you saw the inside of his stomach, there are freaking STARS in there; maybe if it gets knocked away too far, it'll be lost in his stomach-verse forever, and he won't be able to reach it.
    • Kirby poops stars. You just can't see it with the low-resolution sprites.
      • Which begs the question of what Popstar REALLY is......
      • Not really. Our planet is covered in worm poop, so it looks brown and mushy when you look closely.
  • What was Daroach and his gang looking for, anyway? Were they really looking to unleash a Sealed Evil in a Can? Did they think something else was in it? Were they just going to sell it, but Daroach just had to take a look?
    • They were looking for treasure. Them unleashing Sealed Evil in a Can was completely by accident.
    • They're that stupid.

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