Halfway through the scene
The actors (in character)
Snark the script/writer.
Who wrote this haiku?
It's a complete piece of crap!
Oh wait... it was me.
I demand to know
From whose malfunctioning brain
The story came forth.
The unfortunate
Fact is that some people write
At a low level;
And it is our job
To mock them mercilessly
For wasting our time.
We are their playthings,
But that does not excuse them
From abusing us.
Hate this haiku? Then
You should really take a "hike"!
God, who wrote this thing?
