Artie insists that
it's "America's Attic".
Snag, bag, and tag it!
Frederic says it's
"A Place of Endless Wonder"
Welcome to Thirteen
It's like SCP
But instead of weird creatures
It's a whole lot worse.
"Do not do the thing."
"But Artie, what if the thing—"
"DO NOT DO THE THING!"
—Talewind
All these artifacts
Could easily kill us all
Keep them in one place
