I really wonder
How do you get a job there
My name is Kevin...
Don't read the tropes yet
Go and watch the movie first
Seriously, dude
You come for the gore.
These events are oddly fixed.
Is there a reason?
Oh God so much blood.
You would think it makes it bad.
It just makes out great.
Seen it all before.
Five friends go to a cabin.
The Unicorn's new.
The fool is a threat.
Mordecai is on speaker.
But they hear him not.
The horror's unleashed
No one listens to stoners
And now we are screwed.
They're shooting at you
You press the big red button
Oh God. Oh fuck. No.
