Haiku / Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

Hey, Winter Warlock,
I mean Winter, I got you
A toy train. You did?

I, Burgermeister
Meisterburger, declare Kris
Kringle a felon!!!

What's a penguin to
Do up in the far north? Well,
Good question, my dear.

— Viracochaxevious