I'd write a Haiku,
But I'd rather go on a diatribe, you know? All that structure's just... boooo-riiiiiing. Plans get in the way; I'm here to have fun. This is war, DM. If something's important, well, I'll just blow it up. We're murderhobos. That's our job, to fuck your shit to high hell and back. If you don't like it, you can go play something else less competitive. These games ain't co-op. The real world don't work that way, damned stick-in-the-mud. We're taking over, and your precious story will be our sacrifice. That's an RPG—wait, this is still a haiku? Railroaded again...note
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