Cute girl with webshow,
Hollywood nerd craves her love.
Sam enjoys fine ham.
—Mack
Carly, Sam, Freddie
Spend time on the internet
Making a web show.
—Underlord Z
Schneider's Bakery
Getting crap past the radar
Again and again.
— Nettik
In five, four, three, two-
Why didn't you say the one?
You just don't, okay?!
— Dolphinz
Carly, Sam, Freddie
Home on Nickelodeon
Better Than It Sounds
— Original Hobbit
Yes, iCarly likes,
Getting crap past the radar
But that does not count
— Original Hobbit
