This is my rifle.
There are many more like it,
but this one is mine.
Put that rifle down.
What's your major malfunction?
Oh fuck, you shot me!
Comical first half
Disguises the actual
Horror film ending.
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This is my rifle.
There are many more like it,
but this one is mine.
Put that rifle down.
What's your major malfunction?
Oh fuck, you shot me!
Comical first half
Disguises the actual
Horror film ending.