There's free samples here.
They're so bad, it's horrible.
I want a refund!
Look at these cupcakes
They taste horrible; don't buy
But still whine, of course!
—Blue Guy
I didn't pay for this.
I downloaded it for free.
So what? It still sucks.
Whatever this is,
I hate it, it's terrible.
So what if it's free?
I gave no money.
Yet I hate this product still.
Don't care that it's free.
If you say that it's
Free to own, I'll suspect that
It's a big bum deal!
