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Judging by that hit,
There's no chance in hell that he's
Getting up from that.

Forget your Hit Points,
Your AC won't count, either.
That hit KILLS YOU DEAD.

I'd like to point out
You do have vital organs
And you ate grenades.

Good luck trying to
Heal yourself when you're reduced
To a fine red mist.

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