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Chuck Norris is great
He's the manliest of all
He can have as many syllables in his haikus as he wants.

A Chuck Norris fact:
When Chuck sneezes in tissues
He creates haikus.

What more should I say?
He is a God among men
True strength incarnate.

The man and the myth
It is the man Chuck Norris
A living legend.

The name that instills,
neverending fear.
Chuck Norris
His manpower is unmatchable
and also lets this haiku
be 6 sections long.

—pizzastropes180

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