A serious scene.
Suddenly, dancing hippos!
Let's just forget that.
Intense storyline
Lots of fist-clenching drama
...OOH! SINGING MONKEYS!
What am I watching?
The army was just routed.
Now they are singing.
Story's really nice.
I know what to expect now.
WHAT? Pickle swordfight?
Ryu and Ken fistfight,
Perform a Broadway number
And resume the match.
I'm sure there was Plot.
But here Jim dances with squids.
I don't even know . . .
Such a tragic tale;
Depth, emotion, and wit...
Next scene...dancing eels.
A flower opens
Random pirate dance party!
In the warm spring breeze
Dramatic scene ends.
Emotional fade to black.
Suddenly, mechs fight.
