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Solve mathematics
You didn't get all of them right
So Baldi attacks!
- unknown

This is how it's done
Seven notebooks to collect
Then you run like hell.

Something is wrong here:
I can't answer this question;
It doesn't exist!

Baldi's got a quiz.
Pray that you studied all night
Lest he find you here.

I cannot stand it
The clicking of his ruler
Is driving me mad.

Do you want to play?
Let's jump the rope for a while
Oh no, you messed up!
- Playtime

I will skip all day
Dulling the eternal pain
Of this hellish school
- Beans

Wanna see a trick?
Sorry in advance for this!
...aw, bean casserole.
- Beans

No running allowed
Not in my hallways, you don't.
Detention for you!
- Principal of the Thing

Does he even know,
That single hair on his head
Looks really stupid?

The janitor cleans,
While spouting his dying wish:
"Gotta sweep sweep sweep!"

I don't wish to learn
I'm already good at math
I don't need this shit.


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