Haiku / Anal Probing

Taken aboard their
spaceship, I can't feel a thing
below my waist... Shit!

— Sean Murray I

Welcome, Earth human.
We're going to study you.
Turn Your Head and Cough.

—So We Ate Them

I'm the only one
Who would enjoy a probing
Because I'm just weird.

- Bomberman 121890

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