- Are you there?
- Why yes I am...as far as I know, anyway.
- No. YOU are there, I am HERE. Wherever I go, I am always here.
- I'LL BE HERE WHENEVER YOU'RE READY
- First you're here and then you're not! You never seem to stay in one spot!
- That you ask shows your lack of willingness to search for yourself.
- Wherever you go, there you are.
- Who's that Pokémon?!
- It's Missingn- FUUUU...
- It's Guts Man! *DUN-DUN*
- It's Missile!! WELCOME!!
- Brandon Chan.
- The author of the journals...My brother...
- Day-Drunk-eon
- Shoe
- It's Jess
- It's Patsy!
- Jigglypuff. Seen from above.
- Your Mom.
- It's Pikachu... No, it's Mimikyu... No, wait, it's Ditto. No, it's Zoroark! I'm so confused!
- [Troper hurt themselves in confusion!]
- POKEYMAN? Pokeyman, with the pokey old man and the thing where the guy comes out of the thing and he wants to *random gibberish* AH AH AH!
- It's me, Face! BR-BR-BRRRR!
- It's plagiarism!
- It's... Brutella?!
- It's Pizza-dance-o-saurus!
- It's-a me, Mario!
- BITCH U GUESSED IT (Uh oh! You friccin moron. You just got BEANED!!!)
- It's Bond. James Bond.
- Rock, Paper, Scissors♪ It's Cure Peace!!
- It’s a giraffe!
- Oh oh, oh oh, big ears! Elephant! No, no, no, anteater! Oh, orangutan! Ok, ok, let me guess again- a duck! A duck! Ooohhh, it's Darwin's grab bag!
- I'm not a Pokemon! I'm Chiaotzu. Chiaotzu!
- I’ll do you one better! WHY’S that Pokémon?
- No, I really, absolutely, seriously, 100 thousand million billion trillion percent mean "WHO'S that Pokémon?"
- I dunno. You never included an image.
- That one Pokémon that causes seizures.
- Who's your daddy?
- You don't want to know.
- Darth Vader
- I am. And I'm my mother. And I'm the person who put them together. But where did you come from?
- I don't know, and neither does my mom!
- Cheat enabled!
- My daddy's a liar
- Mom said my daddy was a circus freak but she doesn't remember witch one
- I don't Knoooooooowww!!!
- Oh my god, I'm her daddy
- I'm not my dad. I'M MY MOM! I'm Rose Quartz!
- Who is your daddy and what does he do?
- A guy that got killed by a Chicken-Woman-Duck-Thing.
- My dad died. And that kinda sums it up.
- Call me daddy!
- Know this. Austin, I am your father.
- "Really?" "No, not really. I can't back that up." "Right. Idiot. Yes."
- Yes, I did have sex with your mother.
- But I know the true secret of your parents. The secret we built up all last movie, and all this movie up till now. The big huge shocking secret that I'll now reveal. Right now. Here we go. THEY WERE... boring regular awful people, wah waaaahh.
- Is he rich like me?
- The one you should not have killed.
- Dad was an asshole! Hollywood made us an even bigger one!
- You're my mom, you're my dad, and you're my picket fence!
- A month ago, I had no dads, then I had one dad, and now I have two dads! And one of them is Batman!
- Vampire Dad, but I hate him.
- Don't even have a dad!
- You're the worst dad who ever lived! I'd rather take my chances in a hot car than go in the store with you!
- And what does he do?
- I'M your papi!
- The Tribal Chief, Roman Reigns!
- I'll do you one better: WHY'S your daddy?
- You didn't do me better. Because I MEANT TO SAY "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
- I dunno, but My mom’s an 11-year-old Chinese kid with arthritis.
- Who can count backwards from ten?
- The programmer?
- 10...01...00... Done.
- 10...0F...0E...0D...0C...0B...0A...09...08...07...06...05...04...03...02...01...00... Done.
- Wernher von Braun.
- That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!
- Sure! Ten... nine... eight...
- SIX?! What happened to seven?!
- Just kidding!
- Most people.
- EVERYONE!
- I can whup your ass backwards.
- 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!
- Just who the hell do you think I am?
- Somebody.
- Everybody.
- The Goddamned Batman.
- A poor excuse for Kamina. Seriously, put some diaphragm into it!
- Just who the hell DO YOU THINK I AM!?
- Better.
- Excuse me. Who are you?
- A man with "welcome aboard" tattooed on his penis.
- Judging by your snarkiness, Tsunami.
- You're Merlin, the Happy Pig
- Excuse me, people! We have someone here who does not know who he is! And he's angry! Can anyone help this poor man?
- We... Are the Crystal Gems.
- Red X-I-I. And I’m HUNGRY.
- I OWN THIS TOWN! I'm the mayor, I'm the governor, I'm the police AND the crime! And WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO CHANGE THAT?!
- What do I think? I think you're a wannabe evil genius who thinks he's saved the future when really he's just given up on it. I think you're a megalomaniac with some sort of Pied Piper complex... I think you're a bird.
- I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the lemons!
- I don’t give a fuck about your Instagram. Listen up, ‘cause I’m not that girl. Ain’t enough liquor in the whole wide world.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!
- You ain't worth spit.
- I know everything about you, Superman.
- Then you know you can't win!
- I prefer to remember you as you were.
- I'll give you points for honesty.
- It's Superfreak, right?
- Somebody should teach you some manners...!
- My next victim.
- I've seen you before...you're the asshole on TV.
- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
- I’m a shark!
- The Scourge of the Orcs
- Is Toonami a failed experiment, destined for destruction?
- ...Sure seems that way now.
- But it came back, proving you can always use necromancy.
- Sure, Let's Go with That
- What does the scouter say about his power level?
- It's over NINE THOUSAND!!! note
- It's... one-thousand-and-six. Go beat him up, Nappa.
- IT'S ON THE WRONG EAR, YOU IDIOT!
- I could not be more perfect.
- These readings are off the charts. ...Now I'll have to make new charts.
- I wouldn't know. The scouter exploded.
- I dunno, I just crushed it.
- You do realize this power level is meaningless without a unit, right? It could be 9001 anything!
- Let me rephrase the question: "What does the scouter say about his suck level?"
- 9000 + 10-134
- Everyone underestimates the little guy...
- 99...million...billion...trillion...hehe...hehe...heh...heh...heh... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
- Why do your drawings suck so bad?
- Because you stuck it in my vacuum cleaner! Get it off, you moron!
- It's official! You suck!
- I'm a Lazy Artist.
- What do you mean? My drawings are PERFECT!
- Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?
- 17013910081249581708351.315301839251056401873610375102375810 + 2.
- You could have fed 20 billion planets full of starving people!
- None, since "bread" is not a countable noun.
- What I meant was "How many loaves of bread have you eaten in your lifetime?"
- Thirteen. I prefer Japanese food.
- No, but I have teleported bread at most 82772 times for three days.
- In fact I do. It was enough to f*ck your mother last night.
- Over 9000!!!
- Mathematically impossible.
- Seven and three quarters.
- Yeah, great, thanks for reminding me of what I can't eat 'cause of the mask!
- 4,797.
- 44 and a half.
- I would rather not count them.
- Right. Not funny.
- 17013910081249581708351.315301839251056401873610375102375810 + 2.
- Why are you so upset?!
- Why? WHY? My wife is dead, the world is coming to an end and to top it off I have a spineless pussy son with a bigger vagina than Justin Bieber who is so useless he's incapable of even thinking for himself!
- And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the principle of the Wangst trope.
- I saw Timon bury himself while crying, I saw Pumbaa cook himself... it's over for me!
- Because somebody toucha my spaghet!
- You got all the dominant genes and I got all the lame recesive genes and WAAAAAAAAAAAA—
- Okay, recap. In just one day, I got my ass kicked by a jello monster, my island fell out of the sky, I got chased around by a bunch of cops, somehow landed on the set for My Sims 3, Vegas ran out of strippers, and I got kidnapped by Tinkerbell. And I'm STILL not the main character!
- Goddamnit, the warranty expired yesterday! I bought the extended one, too! Bunch of assholes, I hate Best Buy, I hate customer service, I hate tech support, Geek Squad can suck my dick, OH I hate everybody! ...Maybe it has to do with all the Chaos Emeralds here. Ehhh, does that mean I have to go see Sonic? (groans) Fuck me.
- "You killed my son." *Scream* *Explosion* "Both of 'em."
- Of course I'm not happy! Look at me! I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you do! I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead! I can't stop eating! I eat because I'm unhappy... and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. If you'll excuse me... There's someone I need to get in touch with and forgive. Myself.
- I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-seven dicks... My life is in the shitter right about now, so if you don't mind I'd like to stew a bit.
- You want my opinion, sir? This mission is FUBAR. We are up Shit Creek without a paddle. I miss my mommy.
- We just took the biggest score in the history of scores and you bitches just wanna moan? "My momma never loved me. My friends never loved me. I'm mad because I'm rich. I'm sad because I'm successful." Man, this shit is pathetic, both of you.
- I suffer dreadfully, and no-one cares.
- Nobody will ever understand the torment I feel. The torment of an extremely attractive ninja who is lusted after by pretty much every girl he's ever met. Mine is indeed a tormented existence. Filled with torment. And girls. Girls with their breasts. They torment me so.
- Nobody will ever understand the food I taste. The food that tastes like regret. And noodles. Just like the taste in my mouth when Sasuke's brother ruined my life. For some reason there were noodles involved. It was weird.
- Nobody will ever understand the pain of being voiced by Yuri Lowenthal, one of the most talented voice actors who ever lived. I am forever doomed to sound like an attractive young man with a wide range of emotions.
- Robin is angry because 'He wanted to get Mr. Freeeeeze!' In fact, most of Robin's dialogue is just bitching and moaning. You could pretty much just replace his dialogue with (Incoherent whining).
- IT'S ALL OBI-WAN'S FAULT! HE'S JEALOUS! HE'S HOLDING ME BACK!!!
- EVR'BODY BETRAY ME! I FED UP WIT DIS WHIRL! I SHOW DEM!
- "His girlfriend cut off her toe!" "We thought we were getting a million dollars!" "Is not fair!"
- I'm feeling cranky and pubescent today, and I don't know why! I think I'll take it out on people I like! Grrrr!
- It's like being cut open every day, bleeding onto the stones! I can't understand how any of you failed to see the blood!
- Who would ever understand? That the Pumpkin King, with the skeleton grin, would tire of his crown?
- My father is a bastard, my mom's an S.O.B. My grandad's always plastered, my grandma pushes tea. My sister wears a moustache, my brother wears a dress. Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess!
- YOU SINGED MY PIGTAILS!
- They shot! OUR FACE!
- Are you soft, Fitz? When I tell you... to dump a body in the marsh... you dump him... IN the marsh... not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKIN' BLOWJOB! DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!
- Both of my arms are guns!
- Answer: My 'feelings' on the matter are something that I feel I must put in proper context - in a way that even a meatbag such as yourself could easily comprehend. Theory: Imagine, if you will, that you are unique. The pinnacle of an exiled, cast-out Jedi who can't even use the Force. Imagine that no one has sunk lower than you. That you are truly the most miserable example of a Jedi ever. Continuation: Now that you have that image, imagine this - someone clones you. Badly, I might add. They make the clones talk differently, rob you of any shred of personality, and take your Jedi Code and adjust it so that it is not really the Jedi Code anymore. They even change your pigmentation to a rather poor shade of durasteel, rather than the proper rusty red that inspires fear in targets. And of course, they refer to meatbags as 'organics'. Unacceptable.
- We got no food, we got no jobs! Our pets’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!
- Because Cage turned on your learning computer.
- Chill out, Jax.
- I took one life to save millions!
- Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?
- Not if you're into that sort of thing.
- Of course not if you're rescuing them from jail cells.
- Or if you catch them with a giant robot hand when they fall through a couple of floors.
- Or legs.
- I'm a Chick Magnet, I can take it.
- These girls are nothing but toys to me.
- Who puts a BOMB in a dating game?
- Princess Peach. ("NOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAARD!")
- Bomberman
- GIFany
- What the f- *BOOOOOOOOM*
- Didn't you see the bloody bombs?
- Do people die when they are killed?
- You're supposed to die!
- Gandalf didn't.
- No they just go to sleep
- It'd be a bloody stupid world if people got killed without dying, wouldn't it?
- A real man never dies, even when he's killed!
- You can not die.
- And Stanley died again. And Stanley died again. And Stanley died again.
- Would it have killed you to just drown?
- This time, it's gonna take more than killing me to kill me.
- When I kill people, they stay dead.
- You have no idea what death means to mortals, do you?
- The tentacles asked me, "What do you want to be?"
- The very best, like no one ever was!
- AD carry. *
- You don't wanna know what happened next
- Anarchy.
- I wanna be a witch.
- Part of their world.
- I want to be Ninja.
- Want to be stereotyped, I want to be classified, I want to be a clone, I want a suburban home, I want to be masochistic, I want to be a statistic.
- Invisible.
- Or do you want to eat humans?
- How can tentacles speak?
- A space kraken? Well, that came out of nowhere!
- I Wanna Be the Guy
- I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Loretta.
- The freshest squid on the block.
- I wanna be rich...for a little love, peace and happiness.
- Give me a choice,
I never had a choice
Or I would have been a simple tree,
A barnacle in a silent sea,
Anything but what I must be...
- Do you want to be invisible? Or do you want to eat humans?
- If I'm invisible the humans won't see me coming for them
- I want to feed others humans.
- I still want to be AD carry.
- You should try Kha'Zix.
- Yes.
- Everyone you meet is food. Eat all the food in front of you. And brush your teeth properly.
- Now, listen up - I don't care how good people tastes. This stuff is costing me more than lobster, so we're going back to fish sticks.
- I sort of tasted human flesh once. Mmm mmm good. Tell me all your secrets.
- I'll kill a man in a fair fight. Or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there's a woman. Or if I'm gettin' paid. Mostly when I'm gettin' paid. ...but eating people alive? Where's that get fun?
- I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
- With invisibility, you could spy on people while they're...inking their Splat Zone.
- Dinner isn't supposed to talk... Your table manners are so poor...
- I can go both ways. An invisible human-eater.
- Why does it have to be zero?
- Because 42.
- FUCK! I can't BEAT Chaos Zero!
- Don't look at me... I didn't create Kirby's Dreamland 3...
- You can not thirteen.
- Because he's a character in both Mega Man X and Mega Man Zero.
- Zero doesn't mean it's nothing, it's the everything that's divided by none!
- Problem Children are Coming from Another World, aren't they?
- Could you, perhaps, show me your panties?
- NO!!!
- No.
- Not now, Roshi!
- Can't, she's been cut into 666 pieces.
- Wait… I recognize those panties! This person is extremely dangerous! Avoid her at all costs!
- Actually, you know what, I think I should stick with the blood panties...
- TAKE YO PANTIES OFF!!!
- Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait until lunchtime!
- Son, you got a panty on your head.
- They don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid them.
- My character model doesn't have panties!
- What are you, an idiot?
- NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
- IM N00T WHERE ENG N E UNDERWHERE!!!!!! BEZ NEKAD!!!!!!!!
- So impressed was the princess that she vowed to become a prince herself one day. But was that really such a good idea?
- Do you remember love?
- What kind, exactly?
- I love to destroy!
- Froggy, I love you even if you do give me genital warts.
- What Is This Thing You Call "Love"?
- Love is for pussies.
- Yeah, isn't she Cure Peach?
- Who are you going to kiss?
- What 'bout my star?
- WHERE AM I GOING TO PUT THE STAR?!
- Shepard blew it up to delay the invasion of giant space squids.
- Mario took it.
- You're a star, you're a star, you're a star...
- I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have.
- Gee, Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one!
- Are you upset?
- N-No! I'm not upset! YOU'RE upset! (Runs away and cries)
- There is no need to be upset.
- If you want to cry, then tonight I will show you how it can rain, with tears of scarlet.
- Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset. When I got a flat tire, when a plane was delayed. I used to get upset when the Yankees won the series. So if that's what upset means, what am I feeling now? If you know the word, tell me, because I don't.
- When Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... People DIE!
- Boo fuckin hoo you're not the only one whose life's a piece of shit.
- I’m upset. / Fifteen thousand on my head, it’s disrespect. / So offended that I had to double check.
- A SEA MONSTER ATE MY ICE CREAM!
- Because Cage turned on your learning computer.
- Getting your city nuked will do that to you.
- I'm actually disappointed.
- Why aren't we in the anime?
- Because it's more fun to trope anime instead.
- Adaptation Distillation.
- Isn't anime real?
- Everybody knows live action is better than cartoons!
- Holy crap, is that a motherfuckin' Jojo reference?
- Wry yes, it is.
- You thought it was a Jojo reference... BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
- NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
- You assume too much.
- Is this a pigeon?
- Will your lips taste the kiss of death?
- We already died when episode 20 aired
- Please, death only makes me stronger.
- Those lips (of yours) will turn blue...
- Been dead, done that!
- I could never fall off / Imma stay fly / Imma live forever, I ain’t ever gonna die / Hater’s gonna hate / Let me see you try / Imma live forever, I ain’t ever gonna die / I be like (ooh-ooh) / I got some enemies / I betcha wanna push me off a balcony / But (ooh-ooh) / One thing ‘bout me / I don’t sleep, I could never R.I.P.
- He's made of rubber! How did that happen?
- Is This A Zombie?
- Well, Our Zombies Are Different.
- I thought we were Not Using the "Z" Word.
- Where we're going, we CAN, WILL and MUST use the "Z" word. No exceptions or synonyms allowed.
- Well, does it still count if it's a Technically-Living Zombie?
- Zombies? You think you can get me?!? (Wait. Maybe they don't think.) Well, I do! And I think you're DEAD!
- Zombies? C'mon, man...This ain't no horror game.
- Zombies? Is that a thing here?
- WA-HA! We're zombies, zombies!
- Is the Order a Rabbit?
- Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
- What the hell is a sunflower, anyway?
- What are you, stupid?
- Stupid is as stupid does.
- Baby idiot.
- And calling him "Stupid" isn't a bit out of line?
- You're stupid! And you're gonna be stupid and dead!
- Why is everyone so fucking stupid? Why aren't more people interrigent, rike me?
- I am Wreck-Gar! I dare to be stupid!
- You're stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!
- No, I'm Texas!
- No I Am: A Computer (Smart)
- More like Stupei, Ace Defective!
- I won't be insulted!
- Who will be the moron after Gortok's white-hot anger crushes your little body into a mangled bloody pulp while Gortok sings a jaunty tune to accompany your unanswered cries for mercy?
- Look who's talking.
- That's stupid. You're stupid. Stop being stupid!
- This insult will not stand!
- Bizarro brain worst ever!
- Stupid like a fox!
- EY! WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL YOU, MOTHER FUCKER?!
- Later.
- Really? Oh, happy day! Fire away, mon!
- Awesome! Here! I'll stand still and rotate you in a circle so you can kill me from all directions!
- How, Raiden? Not even you can kill an Elder God.
- Do you even know how to kill me?
- Not today.
- Shoot me, you fucking coward! Do it! You won't! I have no reason to live now that Sonic is gone... and my piss rock.
- SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!
- Kill me and I will rise again.
- Kill me and I become stronger.
- Then Strike Me Down with All of Your Hatred!
- Language, Mister Lawton...
- You cannot kill me!
I am Omega!
You cannot kill me!
I am Subhuman!
- Can a monkey stand against a human!?
- Nope. They can stand against balloons though.
- Is that a monkey?
- He's got a gun!
- He's got a sword!
- You idiots! We've all got swords!
- TRUKK NOT MUNKY!!
- I'm an ape, clown!
- Like it matters...
- What did you say? Depending on your answer, I may have to kick your ass!
- Hey, just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinheaded puppets of Gotham!
- I didn't say that.
- I SAID AM I RIGHT, MARINES?!
- I'm moving to Mexico 'til all this bill business chills out.
- I have never said that. I have never even said those words.
- I said 'Fuck you, kind parents for giving me buttsex to make me gay.'
- I screamed, 'I AM THE NIGHTMARE THAT CRUSHES YOUR DREAMS, I'M THE GREATEST CREATOR THIS WORLD'S EVER SEEN!'
- Stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police!
- Wait a minute. He never said that.
- How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
- Obama is a... strong figure to the... America- I would never say such a thing! No way!
- How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?
- You're the one whose ass is gonna get kicked.
- I SAID LET'S WATCH SOME SCENES FROM THE NEXT LEGEND OF ZELDA!
- Hey, just relax. I'll take care of the squealing, wretched, pinheaded puppets of Gotham!
- WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!
- Your hair looks stupid.
- You are short and your hairline is receding.
- I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly.
- It makes you look like a clownfish.
- Well, yours makes you look like a crayfish.
- Your hair grow like Pinocchio's nose when you lie?
- Your hair is a weapon.
- Your hair wants cutting.
- And You Thought There Is Never a Girl Online?
- Well, that mindset is so widespread that it's a trope, so...
- We have VTubers.
- Do you believe in gravity?
- ARE YOU GOING TO DO THE "ORA ORA" THING?!
- No.
- Damn straight.
- One No-Holds-Barred Beatdown coming up.
- Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?
- You didn't say what you wanted them to average.
- Or what they were the average of.
- "Ridiculously overpowered" is average for a Stock Light-Novel Hero.
- This world...has some serious power balance issues!
- Trying to avoid The Perils of Being the Best? That's pretty smart, actually.
- You didn't say what you wanted them to average.
- So I'm a Spider, So What?
- So you do whatever a spider can.
- Well, we ain't here to f**k spiders.
- So you're just one more thug with a gun.
- So you know that your death comes fairly.
- I'm bringing you down, that's what.
- Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?
- "I don't want to see her be raped by machines." "Okay, that's it. How the hell can you say that when you've never even tried it?"
- Shut up! Just, shut up! She's so cute all hooked up to that machine! Feels good, man!
- They'll say: 'You can't joke about rape! Rape is not funny!' I say, fuck you! I think it's hilarious, how do you like that? I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig... raping Elmer Fudd! Well, why do you think they call him 'Porky'?
- They said I couldn't rape them... I proved them wrong.
- Repeat after me. We. Don't. Rape.
- Get out! No more SHIELD! No more Fury! No more Hydra with the hands. No more. Stop raping me, all of you!! STOP RAPING ME!!!
- I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty.
- If you're a man that's been raped, I'd like to rape you too. No matter how slight... I'LL TAKE YOU A TRIP TO THE WOODSHED, BOY!
- I am a professional fucking thief. I don't kill people that I don't have to, and I don't rape women. What you are doing - what you are doing - what you are fucking doing, is not how it's done. Do you understand?
- Proper villains know offing is fine, rape is not.
- For years, I used to think it was funny, oh yeah, rape's sooooo funny. 'Til you've been raped.
- Rape me! Rape me, my friend!
- I only state (observable) facts.
- Where is the PROOF!?
- I mean, all of this is just a bunch of stupid theories! You need evidence! Where's the evidence!? Without evidence, it's all bullshit! It's bullshit and I refuse to acknowledge it! I refuse to acknowledge you! You're stupid! Stupid stupid stupid! Stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid!!!
- I don't have your proof! And FUCK you anyway!
- Only my word.
- 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
- It’s in the fucking chicken!
- How Heavy Are the Dumbbells You Lift?
- Ham!
- It's neither dumb, nor a bell. Mortals are strange, indeed.
- As heavy as the heaviest object on this planet.
- Why the Hell Are You Here, Teacher!?
- Class is not over yet.
- Teaching.
- Hey! Teacher! Leave those kids alone!
- Teachers don't live at school, D.W. We have houses, just like you.
- ...
- Whatever. It just means I'll have to kill you on the spot.
- Go ahead and kill me with all that hatred in you. I dare you. I double dare you, bitch!
- Shoo-bap-a-doo-wap, I teach you how to buy a canooooooe!
- We're here to steal, not for a meal!
- Are You Willing to Fall in Love With A Pervert, as Long as she's a Cutie?
- I kill perverts, cute or not.
- Are You Lost?
- Not all those who wander are lost.
- There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going...
- You're repeating yourself again, Ragna. You don't have to tell me, I'll be fine.
- I've been lost since the day I was born.
- I got, I got lost. You said this was the way back.
- Maybe I should've zagged when I zigged.
- Got to find a new place to hide for the night! Will I ever escape? Boy, I try and I try!
- Freedom is around the bend, if you could only see it! How will you make it to the end?
- I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
- I'm a Kryptonian, stuck on the wrong Earth.
- Whose incompetence led to this folly?
- SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET TO THE DRY CLEANERS!
- What does it mean to be "yourself"?
- Be yourself? I've been myself for 8 years and it's never helped me! Lousy advice...
- Make lots of noise,
Kiss lots of boys,
Or kiss lots of girls
If that's somethin' you're into,
When the straight and narrow
Gets a little to straight,
Roll up a joint,
Or don't,
Just follow your arrow wherever it points,
Follow your arrow wherever it points. - I'm NOT Sergeant Lincoln Osiris... nor am I Father O'Mallie... or Neil Armstrong... I... I think I might be nobody.
- To be yourself is all that you can do. (All that you can do.)
- Be Unique Yourself, Enjoy Every Moment.
- Do what you wanna do! Just make sure that what you're doing is what's cool and popular with everyone else!
- Hey, Jet, did you know that there are three things that I particularly hate? Kids, animals, and women with attitudes... so tell me, Jet, why do we have all three of them neatly gathered in our ship?
- What can we do? We're just a ragtag bunch of misfits.
- We've got a kid and a dog tagging along, why not a woman?
- Such is the life of a Magnetic Hero.
- Kids, animals, and women with attitudes...THEY WILL WATCH YOU UNTIL THE VERY END! AND THEY'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! JUST GET! OVER! IT!
- What's Michael?
- Oh won't you tell me, please just tell me, what is it I've become?
- I've thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you despair?
- What?! You got me this for like the last three years, man!
- I’ve made you a fist. It's for hitting with, and what's wonderful about it is that you can use it again and again!
- We're all expecting better gifts this year, big brother. They better be awesome.
- I'm full of surprises.
- I am despair. The Ultimate Despair.
- This mysterious boy buried in the ground, who in the world is he?
- Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
- Cake! Cake! A round, round, cake! This round, round cake... who could it be?
- Is the cake Sayaka?
- Is the cake Kyoko?
- Is the cake Mami?
- Is the cake Homura?
- Is the cake Madoka?
- Nah, she's too busy being Cure Selene to be a cake.
- Is the cake a lie?
- Oh! Are you having cake?
- The Cake Is a Lie
- Whatcha want me to do with this? Eat it? Happy birthday to the GROUND!
- I threw the rest of the cake too!
- Welcome to the real world, jackass!
- You are the cake.
- It is a cellular peptide cake... with mint frosting.
- Alfred the Cake.
- Did you really think sealing me in concrete and burying me in the yard was even going to slow me down?!
- Well, it would be stupid to say yes now.
- No. Because I meant to kill you and now...You Are Already Dead. Omae wa mou shindeiru.
- What?
- If you could use magic, what would you do?
- Magic wand, make my monster grow!
- Two chicks at the same time.
- Hate you to death.
- Multiply my bank account balance by 100 billion trillion. And I'm not sharing that money with anyone!
- What is it that those kids have that I don't?
- Courage!
- You can say that again!
- A pulse? A tan? A reflection?
- Godlike powers?
- A personality that is not at all like sanding paper?
- Ouch!
- ...Jerks.
- That you ask answers your question.
- Personas.
- RUTHLESS...AGGRESSION!
- You need to ask?
- Courage!
- What are you so afraid of, Cell? Isn't THIS what you wanted?
- Only thing I'm afraid of is a missed opportunity to blow up this planet until there's nothing left!
- You will be killed in the attempt!
- And now a taste of things to come.
- Do you believe in destiny?
- What is this?! Easter?!
- Is that my purpose? Am I just an experiment? A laboratory specimen?
- What did humans do to you?!
- Humans are expendable creatures.
- They Killed Kenny Again
- Look at these! D'you think nature did this? D'you think I put this on to get better reception? NO! Humans did this.
- Mankind knew that they cannot change society. So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Beasts.
- There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child. A single touch could kill you.
- WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ENTIRE FIASCO?!
- When Will Ayumu Make His Move?
- Are you familiar with Adolf Hitler?
- How many more people must we kill? How many more times do I have to kill that little girl and her dog? Zero couldn't give me an answer! You tell me, Wu Fei!
- The end of Pretty Cure! Isn't it too soon!?
- It's a Cash-Cow Franchise. It won't end while it's still profitable.
- Come on, it can't end like this! Kono mama dewa owaran zo!
- Oh, well. We'll catch up some other time.
- Shall We Gundam?
- Isn't it about time you people realized the ones posing the most threat are none other than yourselves?
- Make-up is magic?
- Want to...try dying once?
- Been dead, done that!
- What is death but the ultimate punchline?
- Thank you.
- Death is just another test.
- I'm not dead yet.
- You first, chico.
- Death Is Cheap.
- I'm not afraid of dying.
- I cannot be shut down.
- Not while I'm still running.
- Pfft. As if!
- I don't fear death!
- That would be incredibly impolite!
- You cannot kill me.
- I grow tired of your prattle.
- I've longed for the sweet embrace of death...
- I have survived death!
- I cannot be shut down.
- Yeah... but dying is such a bitch!
- They Killed Kenny Again
- "You're nothing but a lousy little pervert!" "I am not a little pervert!" "Oh yeah? Then what are you?"
- I'm a Chick Magnet. Men want to be me, women want to be with me.
- Nothing about this world makes sense...
- I'm the night guard.
- I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.
- I'm the man with the guns!
- I'm Batman!
- If anyone's a little pervert, sweetie, it's YOU.
- I'm the last thing you'll see.
- I'm a Shaolin monk, dirtbag!
- Someone with nothing to lose.
- I'm your new god, woman!
- I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt.
- I'm a Chick Magnet. Men want to be me, women want to be with me.
- Do you want a red kimono or a white kimono?Meaning
- Neither. I want your kimono.
- But you can only choose between—
- NOW.
- Which kimono isn't a Pre-Order Bonus?
- Neither. I want your kimono.
- What is Jesus Yamato doing in Cross Ange?!
- That not how I see it.
- Yes, yes, that's all very interesting, but now we are going to attack you!
- AAAAAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BODY, FREAK?!
- Nanomachines, son!
- I have transcended beyond human or beast. NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
- Winry is a pretty name. Is she your girlfriend?
- Does It Count If You Lose Your Virginity To An Android?
- So lost, in the darkest night. Where’s the love when one needs it?
- Why would I need love if you can work alone?
- In this clean, modern world, is it harder to discern what we're trying to communicate?
- Whatever it is. You do not want to know.
- Considering Poor Communication Kills is still an issue, I'd say so.
- You people or Pokémon?
- What do you mean "You people"?
- What do you mean "You people"?
- He meant "Are you people or Pokémon?" He's wants you to confirm whether you are human beings or Pokémon.
- I’m a very… people-y… Pokémon… Wait. No. I got a better one-
- I am a Jelly Doughnut.
- I’m a shark!
- YOU PEOPLE?!
- What do you mean "You people"?
- You've changed your hair. So what?
- What did you eat today?
- "Oh, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..." "No, I meant just this morning." "Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza..."
- Mary had a little lamb,
A little pork, a little ham,
An ice cream and some soda fizz
And boy, how sick our Mary is! - What's your favourite book?
- When you go out for fun, where do you go?
- Am I Actually the Strongest??
- You deal Scratch Damage against me. Of course you're not.
- Hey, how come I end up being the bad guy?!
- How could I betray you when I was never on your side to begin with?
- What good is admiration from other men?
- So you can use that admiration to do bad deeds and still be admired.
- I have to produce a child in seven days?!
- Don't you know that love is the most important thing in the whole world?
- It is the most powerful force… Except for an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive compliment of weaponry; an absolute death machine.
- Love? You never preached me about love!
- Because a world without love is a world filled with hate!
- He's got two brains, and the one downstairs started calling the shots!
- A HART WIT OWT LUV IZ A HAT WIT BEEZ!!
- Did you have Jimba Ral killed?
- It would seem that killing is something I do so easily. But why can't I feel sorrow for what I've done?
- Can you fight, can you even throw a punch?
- Did I just get invited to my own secret lair?
- Sparks are real?
- What’s more powerful than a human vegan?
- Who the Hell is Goose?
- Have you ever acted before?
- ♫Hooooow do I teeeell him / my exes are eeeeviiiil?♫
- They’re not ghosts, are they, Snufkin?
- You know Sonic the Hedgehog?
- What the fuck is a Sonic?!
- It's that one American fast food restaurant chain.
- What the fuck is a Sonic?!
- Kaorin, are you gay?
- You know how long it takes to look this good?
- I miss David Duchovny and haven’t seen him since that awful Evolution movie, which was a piece of shit. Can you do something about it?
- Why do we play ''Haruhikage''?
- "In terms of specs, my machine is better than yours. What chance do you have?"
"I have a weapon, that has always helped me until now!"
"And what would that be?"- [Insert stupid answer here]
- DON'T SCREW WITH ME!
- [Insert stupid answer here]
- Why do they keep letting noobs down here?
- Where Does the Doomsday Train Go?
- Miyako-san, your breasts are so big... Is it okay if I touch them?
- When will I be able to use magic?
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