Funny / Yumina the Ethereal

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General

• Ayumu's "conversations" (more like one-sided shouting matches) with Rei about the nature of his relationship with Tomori.
  Rei: Tomori, step away from him! You must not be near him!!!
  Ayumu: Actually, I think that's my line.
  • And:
  Rei: I'll have you know that Tomori is the greatest treasure this world has ever known! Filth like you shouldn't even breathe the same air as her!
  Ayumu: (to Tomori)...I don't believe this guy. His sister fetish has gone beyond all reason.
  Rei: You bastard! What are you whispering like that for!
  Ayumu: Just calm down...I'm a friend, nothing more.
  Rei: I won't be fooled! When faced with an angel like Tomori, there's only one thing your sort thinks about! You want to rip off her clothes and run your filthy paws all over her body!
  Ayumu: No I don't! Don't make me sound like a criminal!!
• Ayumu and Yumina arguing over Kirara's binoculars and breaking them.
  Kirara: ...That'll be 33600 yen.
• The scene where you have to rescue Nayuta's cat.
  Nayuta: Hey, what do you think you're suggesting!? Stop rubbing up like that!!
  Ayumu: I didn't say anything, and I'm not rubbing!!
• Ai and Naoto's reenactment of Nayuta's verbal takedown of Rei, while Rei is right next to them.
• Yumina's awful "I'm Not Cinderella" battle song. It lowers both the enemy AND the party's stats.
  In-Game Description: This song is Yumina's first step on the road to idolhood. She still hasn't overcome her embarrassment and is often scolded for being timid, but is this the way to fight back?
• The description of Maino's "Impenetrable Wall" skill.
  What most people don't know is that there was a fourth pig. He was left to be sacrificed to the wolf, but grew angry and leveled the brick house with a bulldozer.

Yumina

• Yumina's reaction to Ayumu kissing Kirara and Ai to obtain the power he needs to "awaken" Yumina, and her reaction to Ayumu telling her he needs to have sex with her in order to wake her.
  Ayumu: I was hoping for a more emotional reunion, but I guess that's just not how Yumina and I roll.
• Yumina and Youko's argument in Chapter 3.
• Tomori suggests that the main characters start a band. Kirara volunteers to take the drums, but Yumina says she's so small it'll need to be a junior set. Ai piles on by saying Kirara is too small to play the lead guitar, and Naoto adds she's also too small to play the bass guitar. It goes over about as well as you'd imagine.
• In Conclusion Route, Yumina's introduction of her father as Akashima Takehito... which gives away the suggestion that Ayumu and Yumina are siblings. Cue Yaemi proclaims it as forbidden love, and the chaos that follows within the classroom as Ayumu tries to calm them down.

Kirara

• Ayumu commenting on Kirara's flower garden:
  Ayumu: I bet you're growing poisonous plants or cannabis for use in your shady dealings. I should have expected as much.
• Kirara's "reverse brainwashing" on the Sakaue sisters' former followers and Yumina's reaction to it.
  Yumina Fan 1: L!O!V!E! We love Yumina! Yeahhh!!!
  Yumina Fan 2: Yumina...Let's find a new home, you and me together...
• Kirara acting the part when someone mistakes her for Ayumu's little sister on the Zelerm, and the ensuing conversation.
• Zieda trying to confess his feelings to Falhua, not realizing they are on an open line.
  Even now, he chickens out. The next moment, there is an impressive chorus of disappointed sighs.
  Zieda: Whoa? Wh-what the!?

Ai

• Ai trying to get Ayumu's bottle of honey opened, with hilarious results.
  Ai: Oh wow, so much came out...
  Ayumu: Couldn't you have picked a slightly less suggestive expression?
  • And:
  Ai: You gave me all this delicious cream. I've got to taste it as much as I can...
  Ayumu: You're SO doing this on purpose!!!
  • To top it all off, this◊ is the accompanying CG image.
• Ayumu runs into Ai at Yaemi's store.
  Yaemi: (notices Ayumu) Oh, it's wallet number two!
  Ayumu: At least try to hide your greed!
• Ai's hands-on training with Ayumu.
  Ai: Guiding his feet, guiding his arms, and maybe even guiding something I can't bear to mention!?
  Ayumu: Don't! Let's keep it nice for the both of us!!
• When Ayumu first meets Rishane on board the Zelerm:
  Ayumu: I seem to have this tendency to be servile to small people. I know why, too.
• Ayumu catches Ai reading some adult material.
  Ai: It's just...I can't figure out why the pages have been made waterproof.