Funny / Yu Yu Hakusho Abridged

• Yusuke wakes up as a disembodied spirit, and notices the Narrator:
  Narrator: And so we meet our hero, Yusuke Urameshi, but oddly enough he is dead and—
  Yusuke: (interrupts) Where is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, it's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher...
  Narrator: Would you shut up?! I'm trying to narrate.
  Yusuke: No, you shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your stupid talking isn't helping!
  Narrator: Oh, yeah? If you really wanna freak out then look at that.
  (camera pans down to reveal Yusuke's corpse)
  Yusuke: Yes? So what? It's just a corpse that happens to look exactly like— OH, MY GOD!
  Narrator: Yes, I know. It must be quite a shock to find out that—
  Yusuke: I HAD A TWIN BROTHER!
  Narrator: What? No, you idiot! You're dead!
  Yusuke: Huh? Well, that's much worse.
• Every word that comes out of Genkai's mouth.
• Introductions at Genkai's Tournament
  Kuwabara: Kuzuma Kuwabara, toughest kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
  Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi, toughest straight kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
  Kuwabara: F*ck you, Urameshi.
  Yusuke: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
  Genkai: Both of you, shut the hell up! Now let's begin!
• "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! WAIT, I mean!"
• "Is Atsuko gonna havta choke a bitch?"
• From The Movie:
  Kuwabara: You just got Kuwabara-owned!
  Yusuke: (off-screen) ...boooooooooo.
  Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi.
  • "STOP SAYING THINGS!"
  • "Honestly, who stands on top of a tree?"
  • "Who punches down a tree?!"
    Kurama: (as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock) Hm? Who's under there?
    Hinageshi: Peep!
    Kurama: (slams the rock back down on top of her) Nevermind...
  • "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like [Cara] Crocker!"
  • "GO FUCK A TOASTER, URAMESHI!"
  • The "new" voices everyone gets after the Filler Villain achieves the power he was looking for.
  • "I drawed a squirrel! It goes peep peep peep! ...peep!"
  • "Or [Hinageshi] could just be ass-retarded."
  • The entire contemplation between Botan and Keiko.
    • Genkai mentioning that she found Keiko in her forest trying to bury Botan alive.
  • Hiei suddenly appearing at the beginning of the third part. He begins mocking Yusuke and Kuwabara for screwing things up and gets defensive when Kurama asks how he got there. It's then revealed he also got his ass kicked by the movie villains and chucked into the river.
• The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive ear worm.
• Episode 15:
  • "I don't know what you just said, but it pisses me right the fuck off!"
  • "Git-er-done, motherfucker." Delivered by Kurama, no less.
  • Yusuke and Kuwabara's reaction to Genbu saying, "Git 'er done!"
• During episode 16:
  Kuwabara: Ooh, say "I can has cheezburger!"
  Byakko: ...I...can...has cheezburger?
  • Pretty much all of Kuwabara's fight with Byakko, as it consists entirely of Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama snarking at Kuwabara's struggles.
• Episode 17:
  Yusuke: (after Kuwabara takes off his shirt) What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass?
  Kuwabara: Shut up, Urameshi. This is srs bznss. Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can neuter the crap out of you!
• Hiei to Yusuke, after he asks one too many stupid questions: "You're really just a detective in title only, aren't you?"
• Episode 18
  Kurama: Kuwabara?
  Kuwabara: Yeah?
  Kurama: If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability?
  (Beat)
  Hiei: I love you.
  Kurama: What was that Hiei?
  Hiei: I said, let's go inside!
  
  Kuwabara: Do you think the little guy can handle this?
  Kurama: Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance.
  Yusuke: What d'you mean?
  Kurama: Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed.
  Kuwabara: So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy?
  Yusuke: You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you?
  Kuwabara: Go to Hell!
• Kurama's Deadpan Snarker comments. One gets the impression that this is what his anime incarnation would say if he wasn't so unfailingly polite.
  Kurama: Great, now I have retard in surround sound.
• Suzaku's explanation for how he learned to control lightning
  Suzaku: Well, it all started out as a drunken dare from Vern to stand out in a thunderstorm wearin' nothin' but a bunch a tin foil and trash can lids, and...well, here we are, ten years later.
  Yusuke: I really hate rednecks.
• From Rescue Yukina abridged, we get this exchange from Yusuke's first encounter with a member of the apparition gang.
  Henchman: Behold! Your worst nightmare: a true demon in flesh and bone! Let your reality crumble under the horror that is...why aren't you scared?
  Yusuke: Why should we be?
  Henchman: Because I'm a freaking demon! You're just children. Don't you know the rules? I'm the terrifying horror from the darkest reaches of realms unknown.
  Yusuke: I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of Waverly Place, you still aren't scary.
  Henchman: Oh come on! My hands have fracking mouths on them!
  Yusuke: Yes, and I'm sure your nightly ritual is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?
• "Welcome to Japan. Everything's F**ked Up here."
• The Neighborhood Watch Committee is uncomfortably quick to address local events:
  "Attention everyone! This is the neighborhood watch committee reminding everyone that necrophilia is still illegal. Thank you and have a pleasant day."
• Episode 20
  • Genkai's training flashback is hilarious
  Genkai: Tell me who was the last demon that you beat when you didn't have a shitton of luck on your side.
  Yusuke: ...Baldok
  Genkai: Oh Baldok! Watch out everyone we've got a demon killer here! Stand back he knows what he's doing!
  Yusuke: I get it.
  Genkai: Lord knows Baldock was truly a great scourge on this earth!
  Yusuke: I get it.
  Genkai: The squirrels of the forest will be forever grateful for the death of their only known predator.