open/close all folders
Episode 1 - I'm Jaden and I am Flawless
- Jaden's Establishing Character Moment during the duel with Crowler.Jaden: But what I have doesn't need to be in my Deck! For I have the power of George Michael!Cue "Flawless (Go to the City)"
- This Exchange:Alexis: Hey, that duel reminded me of my first period! Wanna hear about it?
- Don't claim Poetry to be unimportant in front of Dr. Crowler, you'll get an earful.
- Jaden is late for registration at Duel Academy because he was up all night following a tutorial on how to make a pancake helicopter.
- Jaden getting mauled by a dog.
- This exchange.Crowler: (to Jaden, who is standing in a rabbit-like pose) Will you PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE A BUNNY?!Jaden: Make me!Crowler: (Cocks gun off-screen)
Episode 2 - Chazz Jenkins
- The Arrival to Duel Academy!Captain (over PA system): This is your captain. If you look to your left you'll see your home for the next four years, filled with shadow riders, a white dorm, alternate universes and the main character turning inexplicably evil.Guy: Did that guy just ruin 4 whole seasons?Captain: Shut up and enjoy the view! And if you look to the right you'll see the bar where my wife is a stripper at.Students: Ahhhh...Jaden: *Not listening* Ruined four what now?
- "Meanwhile at the tool shed..."
- The Blind Guy Conversation:Syrus: That's the last time we take directions from a blind guy.Jaden: Blind guy? I thought he was wearing those sunglasses to look cool.Syrus: He had a guide dog!Jaden: I thought it was his duel spirit.Syrus: No! What the hell is wrong with you?
- "Your caller can not continue the conversation as they are just too rich."
- Chazz not complimenting Jaden:Chazz: I'll admit that you turned it around, but don't take this as a compliment on your skills, but you were absolutely flawless.BGM: "Absolutely Flawless"Chazz: Why does it do that every time I say "flawless?"BGM: "Absolutely-"Chazz: SHUT UP!
- Dinner Time Conversation:Obelisk Blue: So, anyway, I got him in a vice lock and killed the bastard!Others: (Haughty laughter and applause)Ra Yellow: So, anyway, me and an Obelisk Blue got in a fight with a Slifer Red and we killed the guy!Others: "Yeah!" "Awesome!" "High Five!"Slifer Red: So we got in a fight today and my friend got killed!Others: "Ahhh..." "That sucks." "...Did someone take my beans?"
- The computer mixes up the battle music.Choosing battle music.(Barbie Girl plays and then stops)I apologize, that isn't my music. I don't know how it got there. My sister came over on the weekend and uploaded her songs into my database. Sincere apologies. I swear to God, I don't listen to that stuff. I like Foo Fighters. They're cool. Choosing new battle music.
- Hell Bastard and his constant moaning about his father...
- ...Which is followed up by his dad's appearance."Has anyone seen my son around here? Whiny little putz."
Episode 3 - Syrus the Peeper
- The scene in the classroom.
- The very first words of the episode:Alexis: ...and that's how I got my first period. But the bunny will never hop again.Crowler: Inspiring. But that really had nothing to do with what I asked you about field spells.Alexis: Well excuse me for being open!
- "Syrus, sit down, and I definitely did not put a whoopee cushion there."
- The very first words of the episode:
- This:Guy: We've got a new substitute teacher and she's hot.Jerry: The wanna play card games with her kind of hot?Guy: The very same.Jerry: By card games I mean sex.Guy: Shut up Jerry.
- Syrus. Just Syrus:
- "Stealing mail is fun!"
- "I don't know where this boat came from, but I'm gonna get me some poon tang!"
- "Meanwhile in the tool shed... At night!"Audience: Oooooo...
- Crowler singing along to the Mission Impossible theme."Breaking this padlock, I'm so sneaky. I'm the bad guy of this series."
- "You girls better not be holding another male student against his will again"
- Syrus calls Jaden... who promptly hangs up the call without answering before returning to his video game.(Game over sounds from his handheld)Jaden: ...Screw it let's just go save Syrus.
- Jaden uses a convenient boat to go and save Syrus.Crowler: How the hell did he find a boat so fast?
- The Narrator at the end."And so after a ridiculously short duel the Alexis and Syrus shipping began."
Episode 4 - Money, Money, Money
- Jaden's lengthy insult towards Chazz during the exam.Jaden: Get bent Chazz you no good egocentric big tempered money loving Ojama humping butt munching asshole! Even I haven't started my exam yet and there's not much time befor-Banner: Your exam is now over.Jaden (Off-screen): GOD DAMMIT!
- The antagonists are a little too excited by Jaden falling behind in the duel.Crowler: Didya see that Chancellor? Didya? Didya? Didya?Chazz: Didya see that Jaden? Didya? Didya? Didya?Jaden: I'm dueling you, you fruit cake!
- Chazz gets an edge over Jaden during their duel:Chazz: I've summoned one of the most powerful monsters in the game and there's nothing, NOTHING you can do to stop me Jaden!Jaden: I summon Winged Kuriboh!Chazz: Uh- b- y- F*CK YOU JADEN!
Episode 5 - The Arrival of Susan
- After Professor Banner nonchalantly reveals he's married to a cat:Banner: You don't have a problem with a man and a cat being together do you Syrus?Syrus: Of course not. How could I because... I'm gay. Yeah. With Jaden.Jaden: Shut up.Banner: Good, because I was kidding.Syrus: Bastard...
- Professor Banner asks if Jaden and Syrus understand why they should not go to the abandoned dorm... after thoroughly spooking the crap out of them with his story... literally.Jaden: (Meekly) ...Yes.
- Jaden tries marijuana:
Episode 6 - Taggin' Tactics
- The Teacher's Board when deciding Jaden and Syrus' punishment for trespassing on the abandoned dorm:Squad Commander: I think you both should be suspended.Jaden: I think you should shut the hell up.
- And Later:Crowler: You're free to choose any partner you wish to help you.Jaden: Okay, just so long as it's not Syrus.Crowler: Good suggestion! Syrus it is!Jaden: NO! I don't want him!Syrus: You sound like my mother...
- After an unnecessarily long story about Syrus dissecting a worm:Crowler: ...Why the hell did we even accept you?Syrus: F*ck you! That's why!
- Jaden's Insane Troll Logic about being friends.Jaden: Because that's what friends do, we take advantage of your weakness, and then exploit it to make ourselves feel better. And then, we have the self-confidence to say, "Hey. Syrus. I'm better than you!"
- Syrus's flashback with his older brother Zane.Zane: No, you were not about to win. Because [Syrus' bully] had this card.(Zane holds up the Japanese version of Spellbinding Circle)Syrus: Oh my god! A Japanese Spellbinding Circle!Zane: Yes, he would've made up unbelievable amounts of crap about its effect and you would not be able to translate to make sure it was true. A foolish mistake, Syrus. I cannot accept a failure in my family. You are no longer my brother. If I ever see you again I will give you a million purple nurples. Do you understand me?
- Jaden's stunned reaction after the fact.
- After Jaden thoroughly beats Syrus in a practice duel:Jaden: Who knows? One day you might just thank me.Syrus: Thank you?! For what?!Jaden: I don't know, but you might just thank me one day.
Episode 7 - Sucks to Be You
- Jaden writes up a request form to duel Zane, the top dog of the academy.Jaden: Man I hate these submission forms. Hmm..."reasons I want to duel Zane..." He's a douche... and I bet he smells bad too.
- After Crowler reads Jaden's letter...Crowler: Why this sounds like a marvelous idea! I'll get this through right away!Jaden: Really?Crowler: F*ck no! *Rips up the letter*Jaden: Oh god why?
- Syrus hearing Jaden's voice in his head, which includes a memory where Jaden got drunk and thrown out of a bar.
- "I can smell blue hair! He went this way!"
- Jaden's... questionable remark when Winged Kuriboh tells him where Syrus ran off to:Jaden: He's down here, Chumley! The invisible floating hairball that came from my ass just told me so!
- Whenever Zane is seen brooding by the pier:Zane: Standing on this pier and watching the sunset makes my fangirls think I have a sensitive side.
- Jaden catches up with Syrus, who is on a makeshift raft to run away from the academy.Jaden: Don't you even dare try to run away from me Syrus, you can't win. I've been playing Sonic all day!"(Sonic jumping sound plays as he jumps onto the raft, which quickly breaks apart)Jaden: Holy crap, this raft sucks!
- Brotherly Love:Zane: Syrus? You droppin' out?Syrus: Yup.Zane: Sucks to be you.
- It Sucks to Be You... THE SONG!!!
- Jaden's lengthy rant at Zane before getting roundly curbstomped:Jaden: I'm going to beat you, Zane. Not just for me, not just for Syrus, but for all of the little people who've had their confidence ruined by people like you. You don't care who you walk on. To you, everyone is just an obstacle. Well, you're wrong. It's people like us that have helped you get where you are right now. If it wasn't for us, you would be nothing, and I think it's time that you showed a little respect. And that's what this duel is all about. And another thing - !"Zane: Yeah, you lose.Jaden: I what?*Jaden falls to his knees as his life points hit 0*Jaden: I... I lost.Syrus: Jaden Lost?Alexis: Jaden Lost?DarkSideIncorporated: *Spits out his juice in shock* JADEN LOST?!?
Episode 8 - Father Drunk-A-Ton
- The Narrator gets tired of his Running Gag of cutting to the Tool Shed and quits on the spot.
- Nuts on the Table!
- After Jaden sets up the duel between Chumley and his dad:Syrus: Jaden, I can't believe you just set that up!Jaden: Oh come on. Chumley will do just fine.Banner: Oh, I wouldn't know about that.Jaden: Reaction shot?
- Professor Banner proceeds to explain that Chumley's father was a state duel champion for three years in a row. Jaden realizes he messed up royally.Jaden: Oh... Hahahahah! Oh, dude I'm so sorry I have totally screwed you over, but good luck anyway.
- Syrus fills in for the Narrator.
- After Chumley's dad heads outside and overhears Jaden and company playing a game:Jaden: King me.Syrus: Jaden, we're playing Yahtzee.Jaden: Oh okay, well I wanna buy Mayfair.Syrus: What the hell are you talking about?!Jaden: Go fish.Syrus: DID YOU GET A CONCUSSION WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING?!
- Jaden is thoroughly shocked when Chumley finally speaks for the first time.Jaden: WHAT THE FU-Jaden: (Getting very close to Syrus' face) Syrus did you see that?! Chumley talked! Didja? Didja? Didja?Syrus: Uh... hai.Jaden: Is it uncomfortable when I'm this close to you?Syrus: Uh, Jaden? Get the hell away from me.Jaden: What if I kiss you?(Syrus punches Jaden)
- And happens once more after Chumley loses the duel in explosive fashion...Jaden: (Once again, gets up in Syrus' face) Why do all duels end with an explosion, Syrus??Syrus: Why do you insist on getting so close to me?!(Syrus punches Jaden again)Jaden: Ow, my pancreas!Syrus: TAKE THAT YOU FRIGGIN' LOONEY!
- At the end:Jaden: Syrus, what are you doing?Syrus: I'm monologueing.Jaden: Why are you monologueing?Syrus: F*ck you, that's why!
- "We like to refer to this as the 'Jaden Ownage' episode. Remember. Never play 'Nuts On The Table'. Professor Banner required 17 stitches. Syrus had filed for a restraining order. His court case is in October."
Episode 9 - Brothers From the Hood
- The narrator agrees to come back... on one condition:Narrator: So to clarify: Every time I say "tool shed," I get a watermelon.Guy: (sigh) Yes. Yes, you do.Narrator: Good. Then that's one watermelon please!Guy: But—! (sigh) Fine.Narrator: Okay then, let's do this! Meanwhile, in the TOOL SHED! Hahaha! It's good to be back!
- Chazz overhears Crowler singing to the tune of Stayin' Alive:Crowler: Would you like me to sing?Chazz: Actually, I'd rather stab myself with something cheap. Like a pencil. Or a drawing pen. Or a clea-Crowler: *cuts him off* Was there something you wanted Chazz?
- After Chazz asks to be in the tag duel:Crowler: That sounds like a marvelous idea, of course I'll put you in the tag duel!Chazz: ...Really?Crowler: F*CK NO!
- "Damn school, studies are everything. I'm generically British in this dub so I'm meant to think that...Yes."
- The Paradox brothers... out of practice
- Queen's song "Bicycle" playing when Syrus summons Cycroid.
- Alexis constantly getting Bastion's name wrong calling him, in order: Batman, Bathtime, Bastard and John. She finally gets it right at the end of the episode, though.Alexis: So let me get this straight, your name is Billy Bob Jones III from Ashton Town.Bastion: (Sigh) Yes... Yes, I am whatever the hell you just said.Alexis: Hey Bastion, look! The episode's over!Bastion: Yes it... wait, what?
- Crowler's Actual 4Kids Dialogue Moment.Crowler: Poor little Syrus. He'd be the weakest link on a plate of sausages. Wait...what?
- Syrus getting so fed up with the Paradox Brothers' cheesy rhymes that he decides to turn the duel into a rap battle.
- That said, Syrus's epic rapping... followed by Jaden's not so epic rapping. Even better when you consider that Shadyvox (the voice of Jaden) actually makes money writing and recording songs, including rap.
- The audience vote on who won the duel:Crowler: Alright, now raise the roof if you thought The Paradox Brothers won that duel!Student in the Crowd: *Clapping vigorously* Yeah! Yeah alright! Yeah...!*Clapping slows down awkwardly when he realizes he's the only one applauding*Student in the Crowd: Yeah... *starts clapping at random* ...Damn flies, where do they keep coming from?
Episode 10 - The Equationist
- The episode opens with a live skit of Shady and X apologizing for how long it took for the episode to come out while being as goofy as possible. It ends with X chest bumping Shady so hard that he falls off-screen and breaks something.DarkSideIncorporated: Enjoy the show.ShadyVox: Ah-hahaaaaooww, my Coccyx!
- When Bastion is late:Bastion: I was busy solving equations when I lost track of time!Coach: What are you, a virgin?Bastion: No, I'm British! But I guess it's kind of the same thing.
- Do NOT sing High School Musical in front of Jaden:Syrus: HEY BATTER BATTER, HEY BATTER BATTER S-Jaden: Syrus SHUT UP!!Syrus: ...Swing!Jaden: God DAMMIT! Seriously, if I hear that again I'm gonna frickin' lose it!*Meanwhile up on the rafters*Crowler: Oh how I love High School Musical! "Hey batter batter, hey-"Jaden: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!*Crowler gets beaned in the face with a baseball*
- "WE LOVE EAVESDROPPING!"
- After Chazz says he's the best:Guy: Duhhh... you're not the best!Chazz: Who said that? Who the f*ck said that?!Guy: Duhhh it was me... (A yellow arrow pings in on a student way in the background of the shot)Chazz: If it weren't for this freeze frame I'd come down there and kick your ass!
- Bastion uses his bat to write equations on:Jaden: Aaaand pen and paper is inconvenient because...?Bastion: Because I got it from your Momma.Jaden: (Genuinely shocked) What?!Syrus: Ohhhh no he di'nt!
- Bastion asks Jaden and Syrus to help him repaint his dorm room... because it's filled to the brim with equations on the walls and ceiling.Jaden: Duuuuude, you have so lost your security deposit.
- After Syrus knocks Jaden off his paint platform, which causes paint to spill onto his jacket.Jaden: Syrus! You got paint all over my favorite jacket!Syrus: What do you mean, your favorite? It's the only one you wear!Jaden: It's still my jacket, asshole!Bastion: 'Ello, 'ello! What's all this abou' then?Jaden: You stay out of this, limey.Bastion: Limey?! How dare you!(Bastion punches Jaden)Jaden: Agh..! Ok. Mild racism. Got it.
- One Trip to the Hospital Later...Narrator: The next day. (Beat) ...Tool shed.Backstage Guy: Ugh, someone get him a watermelon please?Narrator: Yes!
- Bastion comes up with 3 points to explain why Alexis throwing his deck in the ocean to clean it makes absolutely no sense."1. When I said I wanted a clean deck, I meant a new deck of new cards.""2. Why, why the hell would you clean paper cards with water?""3. Even if you made points 1 and 2 somehow plausible, why, oh God why, would you clean them in the freaking ocean??"
- And her response?
Alexis: ...Tee hee, you have a funny voice!Bastion: AHHH, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!(Bastion reveals what looks to be dynamite strapped to his chest, which promptly explodes.) - "After another trip to the hospital-tool shed."Backstage Guy: DAMN IT!
- Hell Bastard... and brothers!HB 1: Hey Bob.HB 2: Hey Jerry.HB 3 : Hey Jim.HB 1: What's new?HB 3: Oh you know, the usual...All three HB at once: WE DON'T HAVE ANY FATHERRRS!!
- After the duel...Crowler: Congratulations Bastion you beat Chazz. You're promoted to the Obelisk Blue Dorm!Bastion: Wh—! Really?Crowler: F*ck no! Ahahahaha!Crowler: Yeah? Well, sucks to be you!Zane: Hey...!
Episode 11 - Like Talking to a Monkey
- "Meanwhile, at Duel Acadatoolshed!"Backstage Guy: Oh come on, that one didn't count!
- Chazz as he runs away from Dual AcademyChazz: I'm gonna go somewhere where they'll appreciate me! Like Disneyland! Or Hooters!
- Jaden gives a lengthy speech about how he as Chazz's eternal rival has to go look for him. Syrus's doesn't buy his bullshit one second:Syrus: You just wanna skip class again, don't you?Jaden: Oh you can read me like a book, let's go!
- Jaden while searching for Chazz on the island:Jaden: Chazz, come out! Stop hiding you no good egocentric big tempered money loving Ojama humping butt munching asshole!
- Actual 4kids dialogue on Jaden's reaction to seeing Wheeler the dueling monkey:Jaden: Hey, he's got a duel disk! Either that or a really funny-looking banana.Syrus: ...Jaden? Why do I hang out with you?
- At the start of the duel Jaden attempts to predict what kind of deck Wheeler will use, making some actually reasonable guesses (Gladiator Beasts, Lightsworn, etc.), until it's abruptly revealed that the monkey's deck is just full of monkey themed monsters.Jaden: Fffffff...
- When Jaden gets the upper hand in the duel.Doc: Oh please, all the monkey did was make a mistake.Syrus: What are you talking about? Jaden didn't make a mistake.Jaden: (Off-screen) Oh go to Hell Syrus!!
- Wheeler's punishment: Playing "Party in the USA" causing him to shriek in terror.
- Jaden's not so subtle innuendos.Jaden: This is exactly the card I need to spank that monkey! ...Heheheheh.(When the trap card DNA Surgery transforms all monsters into Beast Types)Jaden: Talk about bestiality! ...Heheheh.(After the duel)Jaden: Now give Back Jasmine before I assert my dominance! ...Giggity.
- Jaden looking all mad while the doc walks past him.Doctor: Don't try to stop us. We are scientists, we have the ability to make time paradoxes.(Somehow an exact copy of the doctor is seen walking in tandem behind the first one)Doctor Clone: I agree. That's a very good argument, I think you should pay attention to what he says.Jaden: ...What the hell?
- This exchange after Wheeler is set free:Banner: You do realize you are talking to a monkey.Jaden: You do realize I don't care.Banner: You do realize I still have the gun.(Cocks Gun)Jaden: I'll be good.
- And of course:Banner: Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know that Chazz has left Duel Academy, but chances are he will be back in a couple of episodes in some obvious plot twist only to lose to Jaden again.Jaden: Gee, Professor, you wanna reveal the whole freakin' season to us as well??(Shotgun firing)Jaden: AAHHH! AHAH! OW. Yeah, I deserved that.
Episode 12 - Ectoplasma
- Tori's initial appearance at the Dorm:Tory: (Crashes through door and breaks everything for several seconds) ...Okay, I think I'm ok-ohmygod! (Smashes through another door) Why would you have two doors there?!Jaden: Ooow. That looked like it hurt. A lot. Are you okay?Tori: Yeah, I'm fine. But I think I let a dog in.Dog: (Growls)Jaden: OH MY GOD NOT AGAAAAIN!
- The sparks coming off of Jaden's head when he gets confused.Banner: Jaden, shut up. Now, tell everything to my crotch.Tory: Well you see... look, this is reeeeally uncomfortable...Banner: Talk to my crotch!
- Jaden demands Jinzo to release Tory:Jaden: Give Tory back, Jinzo!Jinzo: No.Jaden: Well, I'm out of ideas.
- Jinzo accidentally staying on the boat while stalking Tori to prevent him from leaving the island.Jinzo: Wait NO I'm supposed get off, NOOOOOO!Serving Lady: Martini, sir?Jinzo: Oh, yes please!
- The forest bit, where Jaden keeps going off screen and wrapping around to the other side while telling a hilariously over the top Noodle Incident.Banner: Chumley is right Jaden. He's too fast, you won't be able to keep up with him!Jaden: Oh, you watch me! I'll get this guy faster that that time I was invited to Crowler's birthday party and everybody got out the......only made things worse and it was rumored that Chazz and Bastion had a gay relationship and no-one believed him because......think about dating and Syrus was convinced that he was pregnant and then made us go to the emergency room where... Wh-Where the heck are we?
- Jaden thinking Tory is dead.Jaden: Don't be silly, of course I don't think Chumley is gay!Chumley: Buh???
- Jaden tries to convince Jinzo to take him instead of Tory:Jaden: If you need a sacrifice, take me instead!Jinzo: Uhhh, okay. (Casually picks up chainsaw and revs it up)Jaden: A-Actually, let's have a duel.Jinzo: Awww...Syrus: Awww... Kick his ass Jinzo!Jaden: Why are we friends again?Syrus: Who said we were friends?
- ECTOPLASMA!
- Jaden gets fed up with Jinzo's yelling about Ectoplasma:Jaden: Fine. I end my turn. You big dick.Jinzo: Funny, that's your momma's nickname for me!Jaden: What.Syrus: Ohhhh no he di'nt!
- "Electricity makes me visible! ...somehow!"Syrus: Professor Banner! How is Jinzo doing that?Banner: Really? You are asking me that? Syrus, I do not have a goddamn CLUE how he is doing that! I'm still coming to terms with the fact that you have blue hair!Syrus: What?
- Jinzo's snazzy party hat. So badass, that NOTHING can destroy it!
- Which leads to Jaden fearfully realizing that he's gonna lose his soul since he can't destroy the aforementioned hat. Jinzo, however, brings up an alternative to taking his soul: A PAAAAARTAYYY!
- The episode ultimately ends with the party getting out of hand, including Winged Kuriboh getting totally wasted. Suddenly, someone asks what Jaden has on his head. It's Jinzo's snazzy hat!
Jinzo: JADEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Episode 13 - Serving Up
- The episode opens with Jaden and Syrus playing some tennis, but elevates to extreme levels of nutty when it shows multiple tennis balls being wacked back and forth in rapid succession... and then a basketball somehow gets onto the field.Jaden: Wrong court, 'ya dick!Student: Sorry...
- Harrington meets Alexis for the first time:Harrington: She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! I can feel my heart swelling and getting bigger! And by my heart, I mean my (suddenly wheezing) penis..."
- Crowler gets hit in the face with a ball... again.(A tennis ball that Harrington blocked goes careening towards Crowler and beans him hard)Crowler: OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
- Later in the nurse's office.Fontaine: Alright, this might make your eyes water.Crowler: Oh, come on. I'm a big bo- *Gets a Neck Snap from Fontaine, leading to zoom out from the hallway, to outside the academy, to the entire island* JEEEE-SUUUUSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!Jaden: Are you feeling any better?Crowler (With a comically oversized ear): No. I've just deafened myself and now my ears are swollen!
- Jaden's reaction to Harrington's deck theme, and Harrington's fitting response:Harrington: First off, I play the magic card, Service Ace! This one-Jaden: Stop!Harrington: What?Jaden: *Sighs* Your deck is full of tennis cards, isn't it?Harrington: Of course! Tennis is my favourite thing! Why wouldn't I?Jaden: Because making a deck out of your favourite thing is dumb and stupid!Harrington: Is that so? Tell me, how's the superhero business going, mister Elemental Hero?*beat*Jaden: ...So what does Service Ace do?
- Service Ace's effect lets Jaden guess which card type one of Harrington's cards is; if he gets it wrong, he takes 1500 points of direct damage. Jaden spends the entire time switching between Magic and Trap (including "Magical Traps" at one point, and also trying to "pass" the question). Harrington proceeds to interrupt his increasingly confused ramble with "It's a monster!"Jaden: Aww, that was my next guess!
- Harrington has some pretty silly cards in his deck, in general.Harrington: But I'm not done! I activate the Magic card, Smack in the Face!Jaden: What does that- (smack) Owwwwww...!
- This scene.Harrington: You'd like me to believe you're a good guy! But, oh, I don't believe you! I don't believe anything you say!Jaden: You're awesome.Harrington: You're full of shit, Jaden!
- Jaden breaks the news to HarringtonJaden: Everyone but you knows the truth!Harrington: Wh-... What truth?Jaden: Tennis...Jaden: Suuuuuuuuucks!Harrington: Tennis sucks? Really?Mindy: So stupid...Syrus: There's too many balls!Harrington: No, I don't believe you! And by that I mean I don't comprehend, and by that I mean (Incomprehensible wimpering) You're a real jerk!!(Harrington runs off crying hysterically)
Episode 14 - The Big Steal
- The episode immediately starts with an explosion caused from a duel.Obelisk Student: AHHHHH!! (Blown away by the explosion)Duel Giant: I'll be taking those. You're lucky your cards are all I'm taking... and your wallet.Obelisk Student: WHAT?! You can't have my wallet!Duel Giant: GIMME YOUR YOUR WALLET!(Cue another giant explosion)Obelisk Student: OKAY TAKE THE WALLET!!
- This exchange after Jaden approaches some Blue students:Obelisk Blue: Oh look, it's the Slifer Slackers.(The Obelisk Blue students all laugh together)Jaden: What?! Wanna say that again?! You wanna repeat that?! You f*cking prick?! Huh?! You wanna f*cking start something?! C'mon, let's go, three on three, Red versus Blue, no camp kills, we'll f*ck you up!Ted: J-just calm down, guy-Chumley: *Grrr*Jaden: That's right, prison rules. Syrus hasn't eaten in days.Syrus: I want the one in the middle...Jaden: Mee toooo...
- Chumley explains how his taking kinda comes and goes:Syrus: Soooo, that duel giant—Jaden: No, nononononononononono. Chumley. What the f*ck. Is that your gimmick? You think you're funny? Huh? You fat f*ck. Look me. In the eye. And say one sentence. (whispers) One sentence.Chumley: BuuuuhwewehehuJaden: (still whispering) I don't like you.
- Jaden tries to give Briar some encouragement during his duel against a Blue student.Jaden (in the distance): Hey!Jaden (in the distance): ...Hey! Don't lose.Syrus (in the distance): That's your support??Jaden (in the distance): Oh come on, that's pro advice!Jaden: ...Huh.
- Jaden and the gang talk to Bastion when they find Beauregard speaking to Briar.Syrus: Woah check HIM out! He's big enough to be the duel giant!Bastion: Who, Beauregard? That's-Syrus: Bigger than a frickin' house!Bastion: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, HAHAHAHAHA! AHEE, AHO- But seriously, he's no duelist. I know him. We play chess.
- Trying to get Beauregard to admit to being the duel giant:Jaden: DUEL! YOU! ME! NOW! TRIANGLES!
- Jaden's ongoing arguments with Winged Kuriboh, culminating in:Jaden: Dude... if you randomly appear on me one more time... I'm going to hurt you.Jaden: I'll go first, draw!Kuriboh: (Cooes as his card is the first to get drawn)Jaden: WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
- Jaden ends up tossing Winged Kuriboh at the Duel Giant without a fight after his remark about wanting to take it from him.Briar: (Jumps out from behind the bushes, exposing himself as the person behind the Duel Giant) Woah woah woah! That's not how this is supposed to work! We're supposed to duel you then TAKE it from you! And Beauregard, take those jackets off you look ridiculous.Beauregard/Duel Giant: But it's cold out here, boss!Briar: I said take them off, stupid!(Beauregard takes the jackets off)Beauregard: Okay...Jaden: No! I don't care! I knew it was you guys all along! I even SAID- I-I did say it was those guys, Syrus.Syrus: It's true he did say that.Briar: That's impossible!Beauregard: (Suddenly with the jackets back on again) How did he know?!Briar: I SAID TAKE THEM OFF DAMMIT!Jaden: Everybody knew! You would have to be a friggin' moron to not guess it were you two! Seriously! Why does this crap always happen here?! Yesterday it was tennis! Today it's a duel giant! Tomorrow it's Tarzan! This place is CRAZY!! I quit.
- And then Briar somehow confuses Jaden quitting as a sign that they should quit their evil ways, to Jaden's complete bewilderment. Briar then says they will return every card they stole, starting with the one Jaden threw at them.Jaden: NO NO NO NO-(Jaden gets smacked in the face with Winged Kuriboh's card)Jaden: ...*Sigh* Thanks.
Episode 15 - Snack Attack
- Alexis's huge buns.Jaden: I bet they taste AWESOME.Syrus: You know I tried one once and they DO?Alexis: ...You guys are talking about the sandwiches, right?Jaden: Yes.Syrus: No... I-I mean...!(Beat)Syrus: BOOBIES!
- That poor man who somehow had a car on the island that got wrecked by Damian's huge jump out the building window.
- After Damian explains in great detail how civilized he really is, the guys still don't get it.Jaden: I-It's like he's trying to tell me something I know it!Syrus: ME! SYRUS!Damian: I know who you are you blue-haired nonce.Syrus: FUHRIEEEEND-UH!
- Doubly hilarious for those who watched the original dub, where Damian talks in Hulk Speak, and wouldn't expect him to speaks eloquently with a Cockney accent.
- Damian practices his draws by plucking cards out of a waterfall."Aw bollocks, me cards are wet."
- Jaden spinning his opponent into submission by endlessly twirling a card in his hand.Syrus: Jaden, he's had enough!Jaden: No! He hasn't LEARNED yet!
Episode 16 - Irritating Imitator
- The opening exchange with Jaden and Bastion:Jaden: Hey Bastion. What's with the crowd? Is it "Check your peepee day"?Bastion: Jaden, that's not a real day.Jaden: My uncle said it was a day.Bastion: Your uncle sounds...odd.Jaden: Well actually, my dad says we're not supposed to call him "uncle" anymore.
- Bastion apparently learned how to teleport.Jaden: Did you just appear from a cloud of smoke?Bastion: Oh I've been studying magic for several years now.Jaden: Huh. I never knew you could do that.Bastion: THAT'S BECAUSE WE NEVER TALK!
- Then later with Dimitri.
Dimitri: Well at least you've got my back, right Basti-Bastion: Shh.Dimitri: What?Bastion: I have to go.(Bastion disappears in a cloud of smoke) - Consider the fact that, for this episode, they got LittleKuriboh to voice Dimitri, the character who stole the King of Games' deck and ended up impersonating him. The layers to this gag alone are hilarious to think about.
- Even better when you consider that Jaden thinks Dimitri's impression is horrible.
- Jaden listing off all the ways he tried to get rid of Winged Kuriboh, only for it to magically return.Syrus: Jaden, are you okay? You've been staring at that card for hours!Jaden: Yeah. I'm just thinking about Yugi's deck.Syrus: I know right? The king of games is—Jaden: Is the bastard that gave me this card! It's the perfect opportunity to put it back!Syrus: What? Why would you do that?Jaden: You don't understand. I've tried trading it, I've tried selling it, I've tried yelling at it, I've tried mailing it to Australia. The damn thing is like Droopy, Syrus. It always finds me!
- Crowler's put in charge of protecting the deck. It goes about as well as you'd think.Crowler: For it's not everyday you're put in charge of watching over the greatest deck ever created in the entire worl- (sees the deck missing) Ooooooh... Shit.
- Jaden and Syrus running in circles.Jaden: Just 'round this corner, Syrus!Syrus: Right behind you, Jaden!Jaden: Not too long now, bro!Syrus: Lead the way, buddy!Jaden: Almost there, dude!Syrus: With you all the way, pal!Jaden: Syrus...I think I just realized something.Syrus: What?Jaden: This room we're looking for?Syrus: Yeah...Jaden: IT'S AROUND THIS CORNER! Is Chumley still behind us?Syrus: I'll check. Chumley, are you alrig...*Chumley falls* Man down!Chumley: BUH!!!
- This interaction after Jaden and company find Crowler next to the broken glass case with Yugi's deck missing, putting full suspicion on him:Jaden: Let's go find a big person and tell them!Crowler: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*Crowler lunges at the trio and tackles them to the floor*Syrus: Man down!
- Jaden's plan for finding the stolen deck.Jaden: Alright guys, we need an armadillo, a chess piece, and a car! Don't worry, Professor Crowler. We won't mess this up.(Gilligan Cut to outside)Jaden: How the hell did we mess this up?!Bastion: I don't think we're welcome in the Blue Dorm anymore...Jaden: Anyone know where Syrus is?Bastion: He thought your idea was stupid and went to look for the thief by himself.Jaden: Huh...I wonder how that's going.Syrus: (distant) Shiiiiiiiit!Bastion: Oh I don't think it's going well.
- The last part is later brought up by Zane towards the end...
Zane: Why the hell is there an armadillo running loose in the Blue Dorm, and why do I feel you guys might have something to do with it?Jaden: Uh...Bastion?Bastion: It's migrating season.Jaden: Yeah, yeah, it's migrating season.Zane: (Beat) Riiight...Alexis: ...Hello! - There's also this exchange:Dimitri: Would Dimitri summon the almighty Dark Magician of Chaos?Jaden: Oh, you mean that banned ca- the card that's banned? Dark Magician of Chaos? Yeah, the one that Yugi wouldn't summon cause he knows it's banned? Yeah, Dimitri would summon that card, because Dimitri's a f*ckin' idiot!Dimitri: Beat ...Well, would Dimitri summon Kuriboh in attack mode?Jaden: Yeah he would, cause Dimitri's a f*ckin' idiot!
- The way Jaden gets Dimitri to cut the act.Dimitri: You know he's struggling to fit in.Jaden: Yeah well I didn't struggle fitting into his momma.Dimitri: E-Excuse me?Jaden: I. Plowed. Your. Mother.Dimitri: Shut up, Jaden.Jaden: (mockingly) "Shut up Jaden!" That's Dimitri, that's what he sounds like.Dimitri: Dimitri would never-Jaden: "Dimitri would never blah blah blah."Dimitri: Now you're just being immature.Jaden: "My name's Dimitri and I suck balls!"Dimitri: *Breaks out of his Yugi impersonation* I don't even sound anything like that!!
- Dimitri's copying of Jaden afterwards is funny as hell, especially his mondegreen of Jaden's catchphrase.Dimitri: *Copying Jaden* Yo! What's up dog?Jaden: Oh, Jesus Christ...Dimitri: It's time to throw up and get your gay on!Dimitri: I don't even sound anything like blah blah blah blah...Jaden: (Beat)(Gilligan Cut to the Exhibition Room)Jaden: Well, we got Yugi's deck back and Dimitri's in the hospital! Everything turned out great!Syrus: Jaden, did you remember to put the Winged Kuriboh back in Yugi's deck? You know? Like you wanted to do this whole time?Jaden: ...FffUU-
Episode 17 - The Blair Affair
- Initiation.Banner: Are the nails [in the bat Jaden's holding] really necessary?Jaden: ...Syrus? Are the nails necessary?Syrus: Pretty damn crucial, Jaden!(Jaden's eyes slowly go back to Banner)Jaden: Syrus says yes.Banner: ...Okay, have fun.
- Meet Brandon, the off-screen Slifer Red Kiss-ass.Banner: May I have your attention please?Student: Did somebody take my beans?Banner: Is anybody listening?!Brandon: I'm listening to you, Professor Banner!Banner: Brandon, don't be a kiss-ass.
- Another moment later on when Chancellor Shepard is talking about the school duel.
Shepard: So train hard, and don't let me down!Brandon: I won't let you down, Chancellor Shepard!Shepard: Brandon, don't be a kiss-ass. - Syrus, Jaden and Blair talking about Zane.Blair: Well he has more experience and an overall stronger deck.Jaden: Yeah I guess.Blair: And big beautiful eyes..Jaden: I... guess?Blair: And that long flowing hair..Jaden: I... uh... I guess?Blair: And those strong arms to hold me close on those cold winter nights...Jaden: Um....yeah.Syrus: Trust me, those arms are good for only two things. Headlocks and body slams!Blair: Oh, he can slam me all he wants.BeatJaden: Cool.
- Blair and the strange things involving Zane's cards.
- One word: Keyholeshipping.
- The very end of the episode:Zane: It's time for you to go home, Blair.Jaden: What? Why? She's a great duelist, she almost beat me.Zane: It's more complicated than that.Jaden: How could it be so complicated that she has to-Zane: She's only 8.Jaden: Get the f*ck out of here, bitch.
- This exchange:Blair: You Wouldn't Hit a Girl, would you?
Jaden: No, of course I wouldn't.
Blair: Oh, good, because that would make you a big-
Jaden: I burn the living crap out of them.
Blair: Wait, what?! - Two words: Burst Return. Best of all when the male monsters are snapped out of their brainwashing their voices change from chivalrous knights to back-alley cockney accents.Burstinatrix: Awright, f*ckin' get home NOW!Avian *sarcastically*: Oh sorry, Mum!Burstinatrix: 'Ye got 'till the count 'a three, before I scorch BOTH yer nuts!Sparkman: 'Yer talkin' shit.Burstinatrix: One!Avian & Sparkman: Oh bollocks!
- Then later on when Jaden fuses Avian and BurstinatrixAvian: You weren't really gonna scorch our balls off, were you?Burstinatrix: Two...Avian: Aw tits.
- The increasing exasperation in Winged Kuriboh's voice grunts as he tries to guide Jaden into using Burst Return.
- The ending stinger featuring Geoffrey and Pippin, the posh Obelisk Blue guys. They take offense to taking offense and get into an incomprehensible squabble about where the key to Zane's door is. They do eventually find it... only to get into yet another squabble, and Zane has had enough.Zane: Oh would one of you please just open the goddamn door?!
- Brandon eventually got expelled for being too much of a kiss-ass.
Episode 18 - The Skewl Dewl
- Syrus mentions Jaden's voice sounds a little different...Syrus: What do you think, Chumley, does Jaden sound different to you?Chumley: (Suddenly with a much deeper voice) Naw, dawg, it all good.Syrus: ...Uh huh.
- Zane actually nominates Bastion, but Crowler mishears him say "Jaden". So as an experiment...Zane: Cupcakes.Crowler: ...I like cupcakes.
- Not even Bastion can understand what Yu-Gi-Oh! ARC-V actually is. Or what the pink hippo is.
- Jaden's mental breakdown after being unable to fuse.
Episode 19 - The Argument
- xthedarkone insists that he is the ONLY creator of a Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Abridged series and that you shouldn't attempt to find any others.
- Syrus' Lampshade Hanging at the fact that it feels like they only really get to hang out once every few months.
- The fact that for this parody Belowski got replaced entirely with Shaggy Rogers.
- Bastion grows very impatient with Syrus and Alexis' constant bickering to the point that he angrily disappears into a thick cloud of smoke.
- Somehow, he teleported so far away that he ended up in the world of None Piece. He immediately teleports back after running into Luffy.
Episode 20 - The Age of Chazz
- It's felt like years since Chazz left Duel Academy...
- Chazz meets a strange figure.Figure: When you wake up, you'll be in a strange place. This card will help you.(The figure tosses a card of Ojama Yellow over to Chazz)Chazz: There is NO scenario in which this card will be useful...wait, did you just say wake up?Chazz: (Chazz gets knocked out cold with a brick)
- Chazz, upon arriving at North Academy, is told by 'Tim' he needs a deck to get in, and that there are cards frozen within its very ice. Spurred on, Chazz makes an epic journey spanning two weeks...only to be told it's a metaphor for duelling history upon returning, and that he shouldn't have been out there, sucking on rock salt for nourishment the whole time. He only gets in because he needs medical attention.
- The Stinger:
Tim: Awright, just run this through with me one more time...Chazz: Okay. I was out in the tundra...Tim: Right...Chazz: ...looking for cards...Tim: Again, didn't need to do that...Chazz: (annoyed) Can I finish?Tim: Oh, sorry.Chazz: ...looking around. Trying to find something. There's no food out here...Tim: Right...Chazz: ...saw some rock salt...Tim: And your first thought was to EAT it!?Chazz: DUDE I WAS HUNGRY! You ever tried eating CARDS!?Tim: I've never tried eating ROCK SALT, but there you go! Proofin' that factor in...Chazz: I'm fine! What's the problem?Tim: The problem is you should be dead! From both A. Pneumonia, and B. You're a f***ing idiot! Mate, there's a Tesco in there! You could have easily got a pack or a couple of boosters and a Lucozade or something! You going out eating rock salt for!? Are you not thirsty!? - Pretty much all of Kaiba's few second cameo.Kaiba: (referring to Chazz's Armed Dragon LV7) Man, my Blue-Eyes is better.Kaibacorp Employee: Mr. Kaiba, please stop comparing your dragons. We need directions on how we're gonna reach this year's quota.Kaiba: BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!!
- PurpleEyesWTF as Ojama Yellow. That is all.
- Armed Dragon LV5 saying "Mommy" when Chazz summons it.
