Funny / Young Dracula

• The looks the Count and Vlad give each other when they notice the sign Olga put on Ingrid's back in "Bad Reflection".
• The 'Van Helstink' graffiti in 'Insomnia', leading to this hilarious exchange in 'When Vampires go Bad'..
  Van Helsing: Professor Cheney. He bullied me all through slayer school. Well, school's out, Professor, and nobody calls me Van Helstink anymore!
  Jonno: (laughing) You don't check the graffiti in the school toilets much, do ya!
• The count laughing through Twilight.
• Bertrand saying what a lot of people were thinking when seeing Renfield in drag when Renfield started talking about the Nutcracker in "Bad To The Bone".
  Renfield: I could wow him with my nutcracker suite!
  Bertrand: That is disturbing on so many levels.
  • The Count's reactions to Renfield's plans in that scene are golden too.
  Renfield: I could dress up as Vlad!
  Count Dracula: That is the worst idea I've heard in 400 years.
  Renfield: We could make a life-sized puppet of Vlad!
  Count Dracula: That is the worst idea I've heard in 600 years. It just might work.
• The Count reassuring Vlad he was on his side. Made even funnier by Ingrid joining in.
  Count: I am your man through and through. (puts his fist slightly in the air) Team Vlad
  (Ingrid runs in and copies the Count's fist action)
  Ingrid: Yay!
  • What makes that even more hysterical is The Count's half-hearted "yay" following Ingrid's.
• Any time Ingrid's army of Half Fangs are on screen. Especially the one with lines.
• Ingrid and the Count squabbling over which of them is now Vlad's Number Two.
• The Demise of Mr. Cuddles
• Ryan and Ingrid when discusing how to fill in The Praedictum Impaver
  Ingrid: It opened for Erin. What has she got that Renfield hasn't?
  Ryan: Cleanliness?
• The life support machine Erin is attached to in S 4 E 7.
  Alive; Dead; Very Dead; Very, Very Dead
• "Oh for the love of Buffy"
• "When You're A Stranger" has some funny lines:
  • After Dracula asks Renfield to bring him a peasant to feed from:
  Renfield: Master, promise you won't be angry.
  Count: No, I like being angry.
  • After The Count has given a desired room to Vlad instead of Ingrid:
  Ingrid: I hate you more than garlic!
  (The Count just shrugs, as if to say "fair enough.")
  • After Vlad finds out Robin knows he's a vampire:
  Vlad: Just don't raise an angry mob to drive us out.
  Robin: I think you underestimate suburban apathy.
• Ingrid giving Dracula a Double Subverted Calling the Old Man Out in "Dead-Ucation":
  Ingrid: You're a heartless, spiteful, self-centered bully (Beat) and so am I, but you just can't see it.
• The Count being hooked on a Soap Opera:
  Ingrid: You love that TV more than your children.
  Count: Of course I don't. I just love it more than my daughter.
• The Count agreeing with Robin that it's barbaric of his parents to force him to join the rugby team and be normal, and refusing to let Vlad join. Robin then goes on about what a brutal and horrible sport it is, causing the Count to change his mind and end up acting coach to both boys.
• Van Hellsing destroying his camera when he realises him dressing up as a woman to get inside the castle was All for Nothing. Because vampires don't have reflections.
• The fact that the Count totally fell for Van Hellsing's Paper-Thin Disguise, believing it was a woman that entered the castle.

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