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  • When Wyatt is working as a buffalo hunter with Ed and Bat Masterson as his skinners, he repeatedly asks what Bat's full name is. Bat refuses to reveal it, so Wyatt tells Ed that if he spills the beans, Wyatt will let him shoot the next several buffalo while Wyatt does the unappealing job of skinning them. Without missing a Beat, Ed says "Bartholomew," to his brother's anger.
  • When Morgan introduces his new wife to his older brother, Wyatt, she gets mixed up about which older brother she's meeting and says "I've heard so much about you, James."
  • When James introduces Wyatt to his fiancee (a prostitute), Wyatt objects to how she has sex with men for money. James replies that she has sex with him for free, and when Wyatt awkwardly gives his blessing, James sarcastically quips that not having Wyatt's blessing was just eating him up inside.
  • Doc and Morgan bonding over their Pragmatic Hero tendencies.
    Morgan: I say we just kill 'em all.
    Doc: You know Morg, Wyatt is my friend, but I believe I'm beginning to love you.
  • Wyatt's first adventure in law enforcement - the town Marshall quits on the spot and just hands Wyatt a badge and a gun when a man is holed up in a building shooting up the place. Wyatt walks into the building, we hear some ruckus and a gunshot, the man complains of his new wound, and Wyatt just deadpans for him to shut up.

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