- "maura [fucking witch ass bitch mussolini al-qaeda darth vader non-entity]" — Will Grayson #2 after what she did.
- The following exchange:Tiny: His text messages are like poetry!Will #1: So "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" becomes "u r hawt like august".
- "Have you ever seen a really sexy baby?"
- "Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes."
- This piece of dialogue:me : dicks before mathgideon : that makes no sense.me : exactly.
- Will #2: "he's what would happen after nine months if abercrombie fucked fitch."
- Will #2 again: "Or <3. You think this looks like a heart? That's because you've never seen a scrotum."
- Tiny's fictionalisation of his coming out to Will # 1, and the latter's complete lack of surprise. Especially since Will admits that yeah, that was more or less how it happened in real life.Tiny: But I'm a football player."Phil": Dude, you couldn't be gayer.Tiny: I thought my straight-acting deserved a Tony."Phil": But, Tiny, you own a thousand My Little Ponies!
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