Funny / Welcome to Ponyville

Act I

Tuorial

• When Sweetie Belle asks the player to try out dialogue options, the only option is "Got it Squeaky Belle". Made even funnier by MissBunniSwan's voice crack immediately after that.

Arrival

• Pinkie Pie's Traitor Shot after the player meets Applejack and Apple Bloom. She's so close that she appears in front of the Letter Box.

Labor

• When Rarity says she doesn't want to pull the cart, you can hear a faint "Hmm..." at the end of the line. That's not in the text box, meaning it was apparently ad-libbed.
• This part from the scene where the player meets the CMC.
  Apple Bloom: That's right, you're new in town. So ah guess you're tryin to earn up some bits. *Gasps* If you'd like ah could ask mah sister if she needs help down at the farm! Her and Big Macintosh are always super busy. Ah reckon they could use a helping hoof.
  Scootaloo: Maybe that will get us our cutie marks. Cutie Mark Crusader job finders!
  You: Hold on a second girls I-
  CMC: CUTIE MARK CRUSADER JOB FINDERS!
  What was that all about? And why do I have a bad feeling all of a sudden?
• Derpy Hooves being hilarious as always
  You: Well that's a good th- (crash)
  You: You... just knocked over my mailbox.
  Derpy: Oops, my bad! Here, I can fix it.
  You: No, it's okay, I'll get it later, okay Derpy?
• The player character questioning Applejack being up so early
  Morning... yeah right. Celestia isn't even up yet. Morning doesn't start for another five hours sister.
• The player character's first attempt at apple bucking.
  You: Okay. Can't be that hard. Let's give it a shot. Umph. (blam) Ow!
  Applejack: (Beat) Ahahaha! Hahaha! Haha! Shucks, that sure was funny, new pony! You look like a colt/filly that's had one too many!
  She's certainly an honest one... Brutally honest.
  Applejack: Ah ain't ever seen a pony buck themselves onto their face before! Here, let me show ya one more time. Ya see, ya gotta get a good grip with yur front hooves, else yur gonna fall on yur face, as I reckon' y'all know. Haha.

Deceptive Manners

• The introduction of Spike.
  Rarity: They're extremely rare. I got it as a gift, a special gift from my good friend Spike. It was sooo cute! He's such a sweetheart.
  You: Spike?
  Rarity: Mhm. He's a dragon.
  You: A DRAGON?!
  Rarity: Haha. He's a baby dragon. He helps Twilight all over the library. I'm sure you'll meet him soon.
• The entire scene with Vinyl Scratch.

Magical Obsessions

• Vinyl Scratch screaming, because the player was screaming.
• Spike says that he doesn't want to leave the Carousel Boutique because Rarity is pretty. If the player is a mare, he'll say the player is really pretty too.
• The player questioning the book Derpy ordered if the player isn't a unicorn
  Twilight Sparkle: Derpy? She's really nice. She comes in all the time. Next time you see her, could you let her know that book arrived?
  You: Sure thing, what's the name of the book?
  Twilight Sparkle: 'Non-locality Hidden Variables and Quantum Entanglement: The Experts Guide Vol. III'
  You: Umm, why is it in another language?
• Twilight screaming very loudly, all because a row of books were out of order.
• Fluttershy trying to lighten the mood about the Everfree Forest being dangerous.
  Fluttershy: Oh, it isn't that bad. I mean, sure there are lots of hungry predators, and it's always dark inside no matter if the sun is out or not. And there's quicksand, and poisonous plants.
  I'm gonna die...