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• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear has ninja stars."
    • "Ice Bear bought these legally."
  • "Ice Bear meant to do that."
  • "Ice Bear wants justice."
  • "Ice Bear needs latte."
  • "Ice Bear has a conspiracy theory."
  • "Tweet tweet tweet squawk tweet. Meow. Tweet tweet squawk."
• When Panda gives Grizzly his cell phone, Panda calls it his life and soul in rectangular form.
• The entire basketball game where the bears just completely fail at basketball. Moments include:
  • Grizzly throwing the ball way too high and hits a car.
  • Ice Bear motionlessly staring when his basketball skills get interrupted.
  • Panda calling for the ball only to be hit and calling a "time out".
  • Grizzly throwing himself at the ball and knocking things over.
  • Grizzly telling Ice Bear to "Pick and roll!" where Ice rubs on Grizzly's opponent and rolls away, leaving Grizzly and his opponent staring in silence.
  • They celebrate after making their first shot and they are 20 points behind, and they celebrate by carrying and throwing Panda in a fountain.
• This exchange.
  Grizz: Wait a sec. Did we forget something?
  Ice Bear: The backpack.
  Grizz: The backpack! My wallet!
  Ice Bear: Ice Bear's ninja stars.
  Panda: (laughs) I thought for a second there you said we left our stuff back at the court because my phone is in there, and if I lost that, I would totally freak out.
  (Beat)
  Grizz: We left your phone.
  Panda: WAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!
• Grizzly using somebody's parking ticket as an FBI badge by writing "FBI" on it and drawing a circle around it. By the end of the episode, the police tells the bears to not cause trouble again and he unknowingly tears up the parking ticket.
  • Grizzly using the FBI badge to get a taxi ride only for him to kick them out.
  • To the waitress at the restaurant to keep her away.
• When sneaking into the apartment of the guy who they think stole their stuff, Grizz is nearly distracted by a bag of chips. Then the bears get caught up in the basketball game the guy is watching and their cheering gives them away.
• The bystanders listing everything bad the bears have done throughout the whole episode.
  Bystander: Those guys have been running around the city destroying stuff!
  T-Shirt Vendor: They ruined my t-shirt stand!
  Waitress: Those guys came into my restaurant and ordered only ice water!
  Grizzly: Hey, we tipped!
  Waitress: Yeah, with a table mat drawing! (Holds up a drawing of Panda with his signature.)
• The revelation on who stole the Bears' stuff: the "Pigeon Cartel". The pigeon that was giving the Bears directions earlier was actually an undercover agent for the police.

Viral Video

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear charges extra."
  • "Ice Bear will hunt them down."
  • "#icebearforpresident."
  • "Ice Bear enjoys basking."
  • "Ice Bear should have trained before coming."
  • "Ice Bear has been sleeping for fifteen minutes."
  • (hugs and judo flips Grizzly) "Don't ditch Ice Bear."
• While Ice Bear is cooking breakfast, a lobster claw slowly rises out of the pot. He responds by casually searing it with a blowtorch.
• "People always say they're gonna come over, but they never do. I think we need a bigger TV."
• Ice Bear cutting his food with an axe.
• Gluten Cat.
• "C'mon, Grizz! We've had enough! You're being kind of a... dingle!"
  • Ice Bear putting his paws to his mouth after Panda said "the D-word".
• When Grizz apologies for the way he acted over the episode, Ice Bear comes in for a hug...and then body slams him.
  "Don't ditch Ice Bear."
• Someone finally commenting on the Bears' video. It's spam, but they're still excited anyway.

Food Truck

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear is tired of staring at this guy's butt." (Guy in question moves away from the bears.)
  • "Goodbye cruel world." (collapses and causes the bears to fall down)
  • (spits out ramen taco) "Ice Bear regrets eating that."
• Grizz aggressively offering free samples to the people and remaining calm and apologizes when they reject the samples.
• Panda failing at sign twirling and it ends with him hitting himself with his own sign.
• The animals acquiring money to pay for the bear's calzone by stealing money from the humans, a squirrel sneaking inside a vending machine to take the money, and a deer destroying an ATM machine.
• Grizz making it rain on Panda. And Ice Bear rolling on the money with a straight face.
• When the animals go on a rampage, two opposums steal two of three calzones laying on the window of the bears' food truck. Ice Bear manages to save the last calzone after failing to catch the others...only to see a wolf swiping sausages from the truck's kitchen.
• During the panoramic shot of the animals causing chaos to the food trucks, a rabbit can be seen with a cup of coffee, eyes bloodshot. Clearly he had one too many.
• When the bears and food truck owners get in trouble due to the animals, one of the food truck owners explains;
  "I lost my family in that food truck. I shall never see them again. (owner's wife and kid suddenly come into the picture. The owner then smiles) Oops. Nevermind, there they are!"

Chloe

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear has too many secrets."
  • "Ice Bear has never seen a smaller human."
  • "Ice Bear believed in you."
  • "Ice Bear smells like clean babies."
  • "Ice Bear settled that out of court."
  • "Bears are smart. Congratulations, bear."
  • "Ice Bear feels shame."
  • "Ice Bear will share his secrets. About other bears, mostly."
• Before Ice Bear can torture Chloe by scratching a fork on a chalkboard, Ice Bear wrote his food specials on it including spinach quiche, goat cheese omelette, and jam on things.
• When Grizzly asks for a high-five from Ice Bear, Ice Bear responds by tapping his head on Grizzly's hand.
• The bears enjoying Chloe's honey wasabi gummies, even though they cause tears and snot to run down their faces.
• As Grizzly and Panda slowly approach Chloe after she broke into their home, Ice Bear abruptly bursts from the fridge wielding an axe and briefly sports a wide-eyed look.
• The bears' over-the-top rewriting of Chloe's report. At the end it appears to crash her laptop and puts it through a blue screen of death; the log suggests this was because they put too many fire gifs up at once.
  WHATEVER YOU DID, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT
  PLEASE REPLACE COMPUTER
• The fact that according to Chloe's original presentation, the amount of destruction Ice Bear causes each day has a sharp spike upwards immediately BEFORE he wakes up... mornings must be rough for the bears.
  • Even better, there's still an increase before that.
• As the bears go through Chloe's report, one slide has a picture of Ice Bear about to take an axe to a fish display.
• When the bears get the idea to "fix" Chloe's presentation, Grizz and Panda laugh evilly while Ice Bear gives a Fascinating Eyebrow and an evil smile while rubbing his paws together.
• Before the bears gave Chloe back her laptop, the bears were hiding in the bushes in their bearstack and Chloe failed to notice them until Grizz had to get her attention.
  • When the bears decide to hide deeper in the bush in their bearstack, Panda and Ice Bear were somehow able to hide while Grizz was still appearing out of the bush.
    Grizz: Is there any room down there?
• The bears blending in with the students at the presentation just by wearing street clothes.
  • Also, when Panda and Grizz are fumbling to remove their disguises, Ice Bear's just... falls off.
  • The professor and students all wait politely for the bears to finish completely undressing before gasping dramatically.
• "Are bears dogs?"

Panda's Date

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear is going to fill stomach like piñata."
  • "Ice Bear requires booster seat."
  • "Ice Bear made her a pashmina."
  • "Ice Bear would've been less charming."
• When the bears are getting free peach samples, Grizzly takes two (and because his hands are full he has the server put them in his mouth), Panda takes one, and Ice Bear takes the entire tray of peaches.
• The bears hanging out with Lucy has a few funny moments.
  • Panda invites Lucy to ride in the swan boat with him. Unfortunately, Grizz and Ice Bear dive into the boat, causing it to sink on the spot.
  • Lucy encourages Panda to roll down the hill, after she and the other two bears have a blast doing so. Panda goes for it, only to roll off in the direction of the forest and wipe out.
  • Grizz and Ice Bear take a selfie with Lucy, with Panda in the back jumping behind them to get into the picture. He comes out blurry, and the phone's autocorrect function removes him completely.
• Panda traps Grizz and Ice Bear in the closet, so he can try to win over Lucy without them around, while telling them it's a game. Grizz actually goes through with counting to a thousand, as Panda said, and panics when he realizes he and Ice Bear are late to meet Lucy. He hurriedly asks Ice Bear for a coat hanger to create a makeshift lockpick. Ice Bear just elects to kick a hole in the closet door.
• After hiding in the menu from Grizz and Ice Bear, when the waitress comes in for his order...
  Waitress: And for you, sir?
  Panda: (beat) Egg.
  Waitress: Frittata it is, then.
• Grizz and Ice Bear inadvertently become waiters when they try to meet up with Panda and Lucy in the restaurant by going through the back kitchen door, and Grizz serves a patron a steak...which he took a bite out of.

Everyday Bears

• Ice Bear preparing his bath, pouring ice cubes into the tub, then putting on goggles and a swim cap.
• Ice Bear's little vacuum bot begins to malfunction. His solution? Grabbing a hammer and beating the crap out of it and taping it back together.
• Grizz tells a butterfly to go get help. It ends up flying into his mouth.
• Panda in general freaking out over the mouse on his keyboard, especially at how it accidentally makes embarrassing posts, leading him to be unfriended online.
  "I hate babies."
• The fireman still trying to get Grizz to take his hand, even though he's now safe in his home. Ice Bear gives the fireman the mouse instead.
  "Someone get me a small stretcher!"
• In the end, Ice Bear has somehow trained/programmed the vacuum to carry him around.

Burrito

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (covered in crumbs) "Ice Bear will have more free chips."
  • "Ice Bear wants separate checks."
  • (after sniffing the rotten burrito) "Ughh. Ice Bear feels nauseous."
  • "Ice Bear sees where this is going."
  • "Ice Bear demands that everyone showers."
• The epic preparation of the giant burrito. The waiter and waitress use a cat-shaped klaxon (going with the whole cat theme of the restaurant, "Purrito") to signal the kitchen crew, who proceed to drop everything and focus all their efforts on making the burrito.
• After Grizzly runs out of the restaurant with his giant burrito, the waiter gives Panda and Ice Bear their check and demands cash only, leaving Panda and Ice Bear with an Oh, Crap! reaction.
• When the bears are trying to see a movie with the giant burrito, the ticket cashier makes them also paid for the burrito to see the movie.
  Panda: (looks in his wallet, to the ticket cashier) Uh, any discounts for the burrito? (beat) Fine.

Primal

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (after Grizz throws his food off a cliff) "Ice Bear will never share again. Due to gravity."
  • (Grizzly sneezes) "Ice Bear will not bless you."
  • "Ice Bear will miss yoga today."
• The hilariously over-the-top video ad for Badger in the Wild that kicks off the whole plot.
• Ice Bear with his face covered in butterflies.
• Ice Bear's reaction to getting covered in fire ants: "Ouch."
• The bears rolling down the hill while still in their bearstack.
• Grizzly stubbornly trying to fish for salmon in a lake and fishing up nothing but litter.
• Panda's manic speech on dumplings.
• Panda and Ice Bear hallucinating a frozen yogurt dispenser.
• As his brothers try and attack him and each other, Grizzly gets into a car and drives to a fast-food restaurant. As the car hurtles over a short cliff, Grizzly fastens his seat belt in epic slow-mo.
• When Grizzly gets to the Burger Boy, the employee at the drive-thru window has no problem deciphering Panda and Ice Bear's frenzied growling into an order. She then gives them their food without reacting at all to the fact that the car contains three bears, two of which are viciously mauling each other. Her dull expression and monotone voice clearly indicated that nothing phases her anymore.

Jean Jacket

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear found comb."
  • (when a dance class coupon flies into Ice Bear's face) "This is the best thing to happen to Ice Bear".
  • "Ice Bear needs it for everyday hustling."
  • "Ice Bear needs to see proof of ownership."
  • (in response to Grizz's lopsided decision wheel) "Ice Bear highly doubts that."
  • "Jean jacket is mean jacket."
  • "Ice Bear cried. But just inside."
• The bears' street performance consist of Grizz beatboxing, Panda playing the tambourine, and Ice Bear playing the bagpipes.
• Ice Bear miming.
• The bears upset their money cup and the one quarter they've made rolls down the gutter and stops short of falling down a grate. Then Panda, who had been stuck in gum, frees himself, only to stumble and fall on Ice Bear's bagpipes, blowing the coin into the drain.
• "It's some kind of jacket made of jeans. It's a pants jacket!"
• Ice Bear finding a comb in the dumpster and parting his hair with it.
• When the bears test the jacket's luck at the supermarket, they find pizza bagels at a discount. When they wait in line, their cart is full of nothing but pizza bagels.
• The Bears strutting with the jean jacket, doing hip-hop moves. Ice Bear... just walks normally and waves at someone.
• The Bears' Decision-Maker... which is a spinner that is roughly 75% Grizz, 17% Pan, and 8% Ice.
  Grizz: Ha ha! Whoo! Probability, am I right?
• When the bears throw the jean jacket out the window, it flies back, trailing dozens of dance class coupons along with it. Ice Bear stands there wide eyed before shaking it off.
• As the bears try to wrestle the jacket back into the dumpster where they found it, it gets caught on the wind and flies around wildly... and ends up slapping Panda on the butt in the process.
• The fact that Panda and Ice Bear treat Grizzly climbing into the dumpster with the jacket as if he was performing a Heroic Sacrifice.

Nom Nom

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear hates butts."
  • "Ice Bear wants no part of this."
• Ice Bear makes many comical expressions throughout the episode.
  • When Grizz defends Nom Nom for his actions, Ice Bear just rolls his eyes.
• Ice Bear's reaction to seeing a tearful Nom Nom sitting on their doorstep? He slams the door in Nom Nom's face without a single word.
• When Ice Bear accidentally tosses Nom Nom into a wall, Nom Nom squeaks like a dog toy.
• Ice Bear sleeping in the fridge and cuddling his axe like it was a stuffed animal or something.
• The mailman who is ridiculously nonplussed about falling in a Pit Trap and being caught by Ice Bear.
  • The mailman offers his box-cutter but Ice Bear pushes him away and simply uses his claws to open the package.
  • Also, his reaction to seeing the remote controlled helicopter.

Shush Ninjas

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear demands his money back."
  • "Ice Bear heard wrappers. Not hip hop."
  • "Ice Bear will shush unshushable."
  • "Ice Bear believes."
  • "Ice Bear completed mission. Sort of."
  • "Ice Bear refuses praise."
• Ice Bear walking into the theater wearing two pairs of 3-D glasses, and holding a third in his paw.
• The "Feature Presentation" credits for the bears' movie. They have the standard "be quiet and shut your cellphone off" statements, but there's small text under two of the screens that read "Don't pirate this movie" and "Please don't pirate this movie."
• Everything about the Twilight parody, but especially the character who's supposed to represent Bella. Her blank, vacant stare is priceless.
  Panda: {enraged} Here's what I think about your precious Jared! {rips a fangirl's poster of the Edward Cullen Expy in half} Team Christopher forever!
• During Grizz's speech about the movies, a montage plays of the bears acting out roles and scenes from various films. This includes Panda as Ariel in "Part of Your World", the three wildly thrashing about the Monolith, and Ice Bear and Panda clinging to the giant, Totoro-like Grizz.

My Clique

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear will make them love Chloe."
  • "Go for their legs."
  • "Ice Bear will make Chloe look like a grandma."
  • "Meet Chloe. She's very old."
• The Bears and Chloe playing charades.
  • Chloe having difficulty trying to guess what Ice Bear is trying to act out. Ice Bear's face while he is moving around is hilarious also.
  • Grizz and Panda both having trouble trying to guess each other's movements.
  • Ice Bear correctly guessing all of Chloe's actions, no matter how improbable.
    Ice Bear: Boat. Pizza. Statue of Liberty. Snowman. Whale. Spider monkey. Richard Nixon. Old Faithful. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
    • At the end of the episode:
      Ice Bear: Chloe's going to biochemistry at 11 AM.
• Chloe playfully tossing boba at Grizz.
• Panda being Panda:
  Panda: And let me take this phone number of Amy's, in case she ever calls me-I mean, if she calls Chloe!"
• All three bears successfully teaching Chloe on how to make friends:
  • Grizz thinks that being big, scary, and noticeable will make her friends.
  • Panda believes that planning out a Meet Cute / Crash-Into Hello moment will help her meet someone and make a friend. It actually ends up working for Chloe (although unintentionally).
  • And instead of teaching Chloe on how to make friends, Ice Bear teaches Chloe on how to fight her enemies.

    Chloe: I thought this was about making friends, not fighting enemies.
    Ice Bear: All Ice Bear's friends are future enemies. (kicks a human punching bag's head off)

• The Bears meeting Chloe's parents.
  • Ice Bear greets Chloe's mom in Korean, to the shock of his brothers and they clumsily try to greet Chloe's mom in Korean, too.
  • Chloe's parents talking in Korean about Panda, who's standing in front of them feeling self-conscious.

    Chloe's dad: (in Korean) He's the one who always gets kicked around by girls.

  • Grizz says hello in Korean when saying goodbye.
  • And Ice Bear's overly-formal way of saying goodbye: "I wish for you to have a very good night".
• The bears, for reasons known only to them, decided to nail a Christmas tree to their ceiling for the party. It falls down after everyone's left.
• When Panda accidentally plays dance music at the party and everyone starts dancing, Grizz tries to stop them and gets frustrated when he sees Ice Bear also dancing.
  • The guests dancing close to Grizz and Panda and Ice Bear joins in promptly.
• Ice Bear makes a cake for Chloe's "mature" party by writing "Happy 50 Chloe!"
• Chloe manages to confess to one of her classmates that she's tired of always being thought of as "the prodigy":
  Chloe: Why can't I just be called, "The Awkward Korean Girl Who Will Never Be Tall Enough to Ride a Roller Coaster"?

Charlie

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • [wearing an apron and headband] "Ice Bear woke up like this. But why."
  • [In response to Grizzly's home-made pillow] "Ice Bear wouldn't show that off."
  • "You don't speak for Ice Bear."
• Ice Bear's Death Glare towards Charlie for ruining the soup he made for everyone by sprinkling cheese poofies in it and stirring the soup with his finger.
• During the pan of the swarms of Sasquatch hunters outside the Bears' house, you can see a plate of seeds left out as bait and a crude Box-and-Stick Trap labelled "Not A Trap".
• Charlie forgetting Ice Bear's name and the fact that that nobody, besides Ice Bear, has ever said Ice Bear's name in the show.
  Charlie: You guys, I just wanted to say, Grizz, Pan-Man, (to Ice Bear) and, uh... you.
• Ice Bear spritzes the paparazzi with a spray bottle to instantly get their attention.
• In order to drive the paparazzi away, Grizz claims that the other person in the cave with them is Panda's "girlfriend," Princess (earning a Flat "What" from Panda). Cue Charlie coming out wearing a dress, a mop on his head, and cheese poofies smeared on his face for makeup.
• While Grizz and Ice Bear hug Charlie goodbye, all he and Panda can manage to do is a fist bump and a very awkward hug (since Charlie was just pretending to be Panda's girlfriend).
  • Once he leaves, Grizz immediately tells them to lock the door.

Brother Up

• Ice Bear's quotes:
  • "Ice Bear could go for a hundred [miles]."
  • "Ice Bear sees bunnies." [Points to the pack of wolves]
  • "Ice Bear wants to be top bear now."
• Charlie the sasquatch appearing out of nowhere and wanting to hang out with the bears. Then he does it again when Panda starts admiring his reflection in the bathroom window.
• "I've heard of strange things going on in these woods... vicious animals, hunters, raves..."
• Grizz's Humiliation Conga at the mall.
• "People made fun of me! In Korean!"
• Panda babying Ice Bear by tucking him into bed, and Ice Bear clearly being unimpressed.
• Panda and the alpha wolf getting into a stacking contest, with the wolf standing on his pack-mates and Panda standing on Ice Bear and every bit of furniture Charlie can find. Throughout, all the wolves mantain a smug expression, up until the very last wolf on the bottom who instead has a stressed expression from the weight of all the wolves on top.
• Ice Bear convinces his brothers to let him be in charge. What does he want to do all day? Stand in a meat locker.
  Panda: I think Grizz should be on top...

Occupy Bears

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear sees many code violations."
  • "Ice Bear dreams for a good school district."
  • [Staying in the cave for shelter and water drips on him] "Ice Bear does not approve."
  • [While being interviewed] "Ice Bear likes turtles."
• When Grizzly is first awoken by the construction crew, he thinks an earthquake is happening and runs to grab the "essentials"... an armload of toilet paper and his brothers (with him carrying Panda over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes).
• The website for the municipal government conveniently has a short video demonstrating to the bears what they need to prove ownership of the house.
  Grizzly: I like that it was a cartoon.
  • The slogan for the website is "We're trying our best".
• During the flashback to the loft apartment, when Ice Bear sees the massive refrigerator in the kitchen he just gives it a big old hug.
  • The bears trying to pay for their first rent with $11.76 and a recyclable water bottle (Ice Bear was the one with the water bottle).
• Ice Bear messing with the foreman and stealing all the construction worker's helmets while Grizzly and Panda search through a trunk.
• In a darkly comic sort of way, the flashback to the Bears' second attempt at finding a home involves them checking out a ridiculously dilapidated apartment in a bad neighborhood, run by a grumpy short guy of vague ethnicity. There's a cat squatting in the living room, something BREATHING in the fridge (that earns a hilariously horrified face from Ice Bear), a toilet in the middle of the room ("You can put up curtain, for privacy") and a rat in the shower ("RAT? Cat, why you not do your job?!") that proves to be a deal-breaker for the Bears.
  • The landlord seems overly fond of threatening to kick people out. Even the cat. "I kick cat out if you don't like!"
• Panda suffers an attack of camera-shyness when the news reporter tells him about her "thousands of viewers". He blushes so brightly, his entire head turns bright red.

Panda's Sneeze

• At the start of the episode, Ice Bear is reading a book in the pizzeria - "How To Build A Robot Clone." Later, when he's building a robot arm, the arm starts to go haywire, and Ice Bear casually smacks it to make it stop. Then, while backstage on the talk show, Ice Bear has the robot under a tarp; a few scenes later, the robot is gone and there's a hole in the wall - complete with a perfect Oh, Crap! face. Finally, at the Cute-Off, Ice Bear is seen reading a newspaper, with the headline "Robot Bear Rampage". Then, Ice Bear does a quick suspicious glance, and starts reading the paper again.
  • After the Cute-Off, Nom Nom thinks the bears have come back to the Cute-Off. It's the robo-Ice Bear, which casually smashes the Cute-Off statue, and hugs Nom Nom. And then smashes through a wall.
• While the bears are in the pizzeria, Panda is looking at a wall of celebrity pictures and points out one of Nom Nom. Ice Bear promptly takes it off the wall and throws it in the trash.
• Grizz describing the thing that each bear has but can't think of anything for Ice Bear:
  Grizz: My thing is being cool. And [Panda], you're cute. And [Ice Bear], he is, um... yeah, whatever.
• When Panda asks Ice Bear if he thinks he's cute, Ice Bear, without changing expression, just blushes.
• Nom Nom's obviously faked sneeze video.

The Road

• It's a baby bear episode, 'nuff said.
• "Go for his kneecaps!" And this is Baby Panda saying this.
• Ice Bear apologizes to Grizz with a "Big Mouth Billy Bass"-like singing fish.
• Ice Bear folds up his "Free Bears" sign and turns it into a makeshift axe, throwing it at the picture of the drifter who stole their box drawn in the sand.
• Its very subtle but when the bears discover the factory full of boxes; Ice Bear lets a Single Tear fall.
• When Panda's cardboard box fort falls apart, Ice Bear just closes his eyes, spreads his arms out, and just accepts the oncoming tidal wave of boxes.
• The box house fight. Especially the fact that Ice Bear made a working box-canon.
  • Grizz shows off his box-telescope, from which he sees a box held up by a string.
    Grizz: (Single Tear) Beautiful...
    • Even better is the implication that it's actually his box-swing he's looking at.
  • The box-microwave. Grizz just taps the box while making button noises, lifts it up, and eats another box that was underneath.
  • "PARIS!!!"
• While it's during the tense scene of Grizz and Ice Bear trying to free Panda from a box on the conveyor belt, Grizz takes the time to bemoan his Fingerless Hands.

Emergency

• Panda rummaging through the fridge while Ice Bear is trying to relax in there and Grizzly showing up, too impatient to wait, jumps on top of Panda so he can see inside the fridge too.
  Grizzly: Ooh, Panda, you're very bouncy!
  Panda: Oh, thank you!
• Ice Bear's little Freak Out after Captain Craboo grabs his ear. He runs out the front door, jumps back in through a window, and rampages around the living room before Grizzly and Panda can tie him to a chair with a roll of plastic wrap.
• Ice Bear getting ready to kill the crab with his axe.
• The crab cutting the old lady's hair off on the train.
• "We have to wait 40 minutes!? Who knows how long that'll be!!"
• The ride with the reckless ride-share driver. "Here's some open lanes!" he says, as he proceeds to barrel down the street through oncoming traffic.
• Grizzly and Panda's encounter with the Phony Psychic after they lose Ice Bear. From the "magic dust" ("Smells like ramen powder...") to her thinking they're looking for a Hispanic divorcee named Esteban to Panda realizing her "crystal ball" is just a snow globe.
• Where do Grizzly and Panda finally find Ice Bear? At the local ice rink, literally just "chilling" on his back in the middle of the rink.

Tote Life

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear likes mint soap."
  • (ordering an ice cream) "Ice Bear would like a surprise"
  • "Ice Bear also feels acceptance."
  • (going on a tote bag spree) "Ice Bear wants them all."
  • "Tote wrap. Mmm."
  • "Drink tote tea."
  • "Ice Bear wants out of tote life."
  • "Ice Bear is survivor. Hero."
  • "Ice Bear has buyer's remorse."
• The bears getting guilt-tripped by the cashier at Green Life when he learns they didn't bring any reusable bags. "Can we get some dead trees brought up to aisle four? For the tree-haters who forgot their bags!"
• The bears becoming increasingly obsessed with tote bags, to the point of wearing dozens and dozens of tote bags on their bodies like robes. Though their obsession with "Tote Life" takes an unsettling turn near the end of the episode, it's still kinda funny to see Grizzly eating a "tote wrap", Ice Bear offering the lady from the EPA a bag of "tote-tea", and Panda dating a stack of totes with a crude face drawn on it.
  Panda: (indicating a similar tote-dummy leaning against the wall) Oh, that's just my ex... we still talk sometimes. But she's crazy...
• The EPA lady points out that the whole point of tote bags is to only have and re-use one or two, "Six if you're pretentious about it."

Charlie And The Snake

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • (About Charlie) "Ice Bear is calling the cops."
  • "Ice Bear respects your attempt."
• The run poses the Bears were in when Charlie catches them trying to leave.
• When Charlie and the snake come across the bear den looking for food, Charlie tells the snake he claims to have a key to the place. He then picks up a rock and breaks one of their windows.
  • Later when Charlie starts getting cold, he breaks another one to get some warm air in.
• Charlie using Panda's phone to order pizza, then using the snake to answer the door when it arrives.
• While waiting for Charlie to return with food, Panda has an existential conversation with a rat where he worries everything he knows is a figment of someone's imagination, and Ice Bear gets in a dance contest with a worm.

Video Date

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear will coach you. Into manhood."
  • "Ice Bear (ahem) Panda ready to make good impression."
  • (putting on make-up) "Ice Bear is ready for round two."
• "She's French! Like the kissing..."
• Grizzly and Ice Bear making a fake room backdrop for Panda, including a picture of Panda's head on a body builder's body and fake trophies (including one hanging in mid-air, which Ice Bear moves in to touch up).
• Grizzly helping Panda with a keyboard playing clips of Panda's voice, including one just for awkward-sounding laughter.
  "Panda": Everything-Fantastic-Celine! I-Am-Happy! Also-I-Love-Anime!
• Grizzly's crummy Panda disguise. He only had enough bleach to cover his upper body, and he missed under his arms.
• Ice Bear and Grizzly both end up falling for Celine and having a romantic Imagine Spot at the Eiffel Tower... except Grizzly's spot turns out to be taking place at a rock concert.
  Grizzly: Yeah, I have no idea what Paris looks like!
  Imagine Spot Celine: I can see zat!
• When the bears start fighting over who gets to talk to Celine, Ice Bear ties Panda and Grizzly up in the shower curtain.
  Grizzly: Curse you, Pan-Pan!
  Panda: I'm Pan-Pan!
• Celine inevitably discovers the ruse, and Panda apologizes for pretending to be something he's not. And then Grizzly apologizes for "pretending to be him pretending to be something we're not." Then it turns out Celine isn't really from Paris, but from Paramus, New Jersey.

Pet Shop

• Panda expresses fear that they'll be kicked out of the pet shop:
  Panda: Maybe [the owner's] gonna kick us to the street! I saw him do it to those hamsters last week! I don't wanna go back out there, Grizz! It's cold, and full of outdoor allergens!
• Ice Bear wants his dream owner to be a Masked Luchador.
• The bears in the pet shop commercial:
  • Grizz going Large Ham when the director told him to look sad, not act sad.
  • Panda complaining about the food he's given, the flowers making him sneeze, and wanting to be shot on his right side.
  • When the director told Ice Bear and the dogs to play with each other, Ice Bear throw the dogs away and dropkicked the last one.
• The Bears finally get adopted, and Grizzly, Ice Bear, and Panda get saddled with the names "Spike", "Fabio", and "Mr. Sprinkles" respectively.

Chloe and Ice Bear

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear has errands."
  • "Ice Bear already mentioned errands."
  • "Ice Bear is bored."
  • "Ice Bear is not impressed." [The statue performer breaks into tears.]
  • "Ice Bear has already read these."
  • "Ice Bear already has fridge."
  • "Ice Bear is his own wheels."
  • "Ice Bear knows CPR."
  • "Ice Bear thinks it's time to go home. And hide. Like albino alligator."
  • "Ice Bear enjoyed the sandwich."
• When Chloe leaves her house to leave with Ice Bear, she asks him what he wants to do. Ice Bear proceeds to pull out an origami unicorn like Gaff's from Blade Runner. He unfolds it, revealing it's a list of errands.
• When they're watching the sea lions, Ice Bear gets a couple to make overly dramatic poses for pictures.
• "Feast you eyes on this incredible view." The Golden Gate Bridge is covered in fog, so there's no view.
• As Chloe is trying to by pastries, Ice Bear gets attacked by a pigeon.
• Chloe rents a side-by-side bike for her and Ice Bear, only to have to pedal it alone. Uphill. In traffic.
• Ice Bear mimicking the alligator's expression.
• Ice Bear throwing up his hands when he sees the crabs.
• When Chloe and Ice Bear are disguising themselves in one of the displays, the security guard thinks it's normal that there's a polar bear with a little girl in his mouth in a display with tigers eating a gazelle.
• Security guard's reaction to finding Chloe's sandwich in the albino alligator exhibit.
  Security Guard: Kids these days. Wasting good sandwiches.
• The revelation of Grizz and Panda's gaming session. They lost, and Panda destroyed their gaming console in a fit of rage and is in time-out for it.
  Panda: It was rigged!

Cupcake Job

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Cupcake?"
  • "Ice Bear is offline."
  • "Ice Bear got paid." (shows cherry hat full of money)
  • "Ice Bear has confession to make."
• The plot kickstarts when its revealed the bears' laptop is revealed to be broken. Later in the episode, Grizz claims it was him, having slamming the screen down to kill a fly, while Panda claims he did it, when he accidentally lifted it up too close to the ceiling fan while dancing with it. Turns out it was Ice Bear, who put it through the washing machine and dryer.
• Ice Bear's huge phony smile while in the cupcake costume.
  • Everything about Ice Bear in the cupcake costume, waddling around with that big, creepy smile and getting caught in the fountain, his expression becoming more distressed, yet he still forces himself to keep his mouth wide open, making him look horrified.
• The bears' resume, which includes "Firm handshaking" and "Touching nose with tongue" for Grizz, "Saying 'cute' in Japanese" for Panda, and "Ninja" for Ice Bear.
• When it seems like they aren't going to get hired, Grizz gets... desperate:
  Grizz: (gets up) Please, sir, I beg you! (gets on paws and knees) Please hire us! (looks back up) We have other skills! (to Panda) Panda, sing!
  • And then Panda sings... while Grizz does push ups and Ice Bear does a very... interesting dance.
• Panda having trouble with the stickers.
• Grizzly struggling with the customers, first a ridiculously indecisive guy, then a guy who appears to have mistaken the cupcake ATM for a regular one, and then a bossy business-woman who makes an Overcomplicated Menu Order.
• The cupcake machine going into overdrive after a glitch causes an order Grizz puts in for 30 to enter 300 cupcakes, throwing Panda into a panic and trying to jam the machine, causing it to go haywire.
• Grizz and Panda trying to placate the angry mob by making them one massive cupcake. It works, but only because they are too confused by the gesture to be angry.
• After the chaos caused at the cupcake store, Grizzly asks their boss if they're still getting paid. He just puts on his hat and walks away, stopping only to tell the bears that they're fired.

Hibernation

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear has decided. Not into hibernation."
  • "The world isn't ready for what Ice Bear can do."
• Panda trying (badly) to hide his interest in teen romance novels at the book store.
• Ice Bear kicking his shopping cart forward rather than pushing it along.
• The mere fact that Panda has a body pillow with a cute anime girl on it (whom he calls "Miki-chan"). Which he shares Pocky Sticks with. And Grizzly later takes for his hibernation den.
• The montage of Grizzly stuffing his face with all the food he can get his hands on. One particularly amusing scene has Grizzly opening up the fridge, to reveal several Tupperware boxes full of his marked food. He pulls one out, revealing the annoyed stare of a very unamused Ice Bear.
• Grizzly's freakout, caught on Panda's phone, which Ice Bear wants to watch a second time.
  Panda: {cautiously} It's okay, you're safe. There is no little bear.
  Ice Bear: Only large bears.

Charlie Ball

• Ice Bear's quotes in this episode:
  • "Ice Bear's confidence at an all-time low".
  • "Ice Bear wants someone with good D."
  • (about the bear costume they lend Charlie) "Ice Bear embraces irony."
  • "Ice Bear doesn't remember trash can being there."
  • "Ice Bear filled with welcome back emotion."
  • "Ice Bear want Charlie on team. Ice Bear wants to win."
• Charlie trying to invite the bears back to their own house.
  Charlie: What? It's a nice place!
• The bears conveniently having a bear costume for Charlie to wear. Based on their comments, it's implied Ice Bear dressed up as a bear for Halloween.
• Charlie playing basketball for the first time and does a bad job at it.
  • When Grizz passes him the ball he dodges not knowing he's supposed to catch it.
  • When one of his opponents is approaching the basketball hoop, Charlie allows him to pass through him which allows him a score a point.
  • When Grizz tells Charlie to shoot the ball, Charlie throws the ball to the ground which bounces up and lands on Ice Bear's head knocking him out.
  • When Charlie tries to pass the ball to Grizzly, he throws it too hard and hurts Grizzly's stomach.