Funny / Wasteland 2

• One raider says this line in the Canyon of Titan:
  Raider: Fucking monks and their rules. I want to jump you so bad— wait, that didn't come out right...
• When speaking with Ertan during his recruitment:
  Ertan: All I care is gettin' busy with my gun. You need a guy like me, great. You don't, I'll go back to my mom— Er, I mean my mob, and do my killin' there.