Funny / Vixen

Season 1

• The prison guard responding to Mari's outrage that he looked through her art portfolio with "I get bored!"
• A professor stares straight at Mari's necklace, to which she quips "Usually this is where I'd say, My Eyes Are Up Here."
• Chuck's refusal to accept that Mari's necklace is magic despite seeing it by himself first hand.
• Arrow and Flash decide to call on Mari by nonchalantly showing up at her door and asking to see her.
• While both Flash and Arrow are trying to have a word with Mari on the run, neither of their approaches work.
  Arrow: Hold her!
  Flash: Does it look like I'm not trying?!
  Arrow: You're supposed to be faster than her.
  • Another small talk from those two is worth mentioning:
  Flash: Let me handle this. I kinda have a rapport with metahumans.
  Arrow: You throw them in your pipeline prison...
  Flash: Not helping!
  • And of course, Felicity provides a lot of fun.
  Arrow: Felicity, you there?
  Felicity: Just me and my fern, or your fern. Though let's be honest, I'm the one who waters it.
  Flash: Tell her I said hi.
  Felicity: Hi, Barry!
  • After Barry saying something very awkward in front of Vixen:
  Arrow: Were you and Felicity separated at birth?
  Flash: I hope not, because if we had been, that kiss would be weird!
  Arrow: You kissed her?!?
  Flash: *nervously* You know what? I gotta run! *runs off at super-speed*
• After Vixen took her time to listen what Arrow and Flash has to say, she just simply flew away from the rooftop.
  Flash: I think that went pretty well.
  Arrow: How did you figure?
  Flash: Usually, when I meet a meta for the first time, I get beat up a little.
• On the subject of superhero names:
  Vixen: I thought I was supposed to have a cool name or something.
  Flash: You think The Arrow is cool?
  Arrow: Keep talking, Flash.
  • Even funnier when you remember that it was Oliver who inspired the Flash nickname in the first place.

Season 2

• Vixen couldn't help but wonder why Cisco give bad guys codenames like "Weather Wizard".
  Vixen: Why do you let Cisco name the bad guys?
  Flash: I ask myself that question a lot.

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