Funny / Video Game Vault

• "I love S.C.A.T.!..... shut up."
• When reviewing Wrestlemania 2000 for the N64, Craig admitted to liking pro wrestling and described it as a "glorified male soap opera with dudes touching each other in no way a man should ever do", which is accompanied by a pic of a wrestler's head in another wrestler's tights during a piledriver.
  • The ending:
  Craig: Hey, and a big thanks to you, GT users, you guys have been pretty cool over the last month, and we've got some stuff squared away. With the exception of one man: drewcrey2? ^{His message board comment} dude fuck screwattack if they gave a shit about the fans (which they don't) they would have updated the vault already. There's no excuse for a month of nothing when all they do is play video games. Fucking douche bags. Ya candy-ass Jabroni talkin' smack out of your ass about how we don't love our millions? You don't know crap! If ya smelelelelelelll.... what Craig... is cookin'.
• "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!"
• When reviewing Super Troll Islands, the famous "OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!" audio clip from Troll2 makes an appearance when the character eats an enemy.
• "B.O.B.'s great just the way he is: As a horny little robot with a lot of guns lookin' for some poon."
• TMNT: Fall of the Foot Clan: Nick observing that one of the Turtles is trying to cop a feel off April in a cutscene. A pervy grin is photoshopped to the Turtle for added effect.
• When reviewing Super Tennis, Craig said this game had one of the longest password screens in any video game, and said not to complain about other games' long passwords ever again: "Otherwise, Phil will find you... and kill you. (long silent Beat) And that's Super Tennis!"
• Craig making fun of Christian Bale's Batman voice at the end of the Aero the Acro-Bat episode.
• In the 'Rayman'' episode:
  Craig: Other than that time with the cheap Chinese whore in Beijing, Rayman is just about as much fun as I've had with somebody who has no arms, legs, or any other limbs that connects to the body.
• In the Contra Force episode, Tom said the game makes him want to dry heave. Cue a home video clip of a rather large woman gagging.
• In Craig's re-review of Asterix on Genesis, he did a total 180 of his opinion of it as a sarcastic Take That! to the viewers who bashed him for criticizing the game. Of particular note, he said if you don't like the game, fuck yourselves.
  • The ending also qualifies.
  Stuttering Craig: The last thing I wanna do is hurt anybody. I mean, what are you guys, retarded?
  Chad: [In the background] CRAIG!
  Stuttering Craig: ...Dammit
• The Crazy Balloon episode had Jose going against the grain and saying, "It's not that good. I don't know what they're talkin' about." Followed by Craig punching Jose in the chest from off camera.
  Jose: Ah! My titty! Okay, dude, it's good.
• Batman: Return of the Joker:
  Craig: People talk today about how good cutscenes are. You want a good cutscene? (still shot of The Joker laughing maniacally) Bam! There's your good cutscene! And you know what? It actually works just as well, because you know The Joker's a dick and you wanna get 'im.
• Spacestation Silicon Valley: Nick kept shooting a ray weapon, whose screechy sound annoyed Craig, who was sitting on a couch nearby. When Craig dared Nick to do it again and Nick complied, Craig got up and shut off the game in retaliation.