Funny / Vannamelon

It's someone playing video games as Fluttershy. How could it not be funny?

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• Fluttershy Plays Cleverbot Evie. Highlights include:
  • Vannamelon temporarily lapsing into her Pinkie Pie voice upon first being addressed as "Flutter-shee".
  • Evie claiming to be both Fluttershy's father and her brother.
  • Evie declaring that she wants to marry Fluttershy, then abruptly deciding that she doesn't want to anymore.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "...That escalated quickly!"
  • Evie calling herself Alecia, then Alice, then Twilight Sparkle, and then getting mad with Fluttershy for "changing the subject". Fluttershy argues that changing your name is worse. Evie then suggests that Fluttershy should change her name to "Sophia" and claiming Fluttershy called her Tom.
  • Fluttershy and Evie apologizing for not knowing why each other are apologizing.
• Fluttershy Plays There Is No Game
  • Fluttershy's attempt at "There is a Rome".
  • When Fluttershy knocks down the "o" in the "THERE IS NO GAME" sign, she tries to put it back and thinks the sound effects sound like music.
  • When she tries to speak French:
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "Parlez-vous, c'est la vie, allez-vouz? No, a mon dieu, fromage? I don't know any—-"
    • The writing on the screen reads "Bad French, I'm sorry".
  • The "did you just call me a mule" reference when the narrator says "You're stubborn as a mule".
• Fluttershy Reads Your YouTube Comments:
  • Fluttershy imagines her tombstone reading "Here lies Fluttershy. "I'm so sorry for dying". Year-Year. No Equestria Daily???"
  • Fluttershy getting accidentally called "Fleder Shy".
  • "Nobody likes your videos...good thing my name isn't nobody, 'cause you rock."
  • "Fluttershy is kind of a bad—-donkey". Cue image of Donkey Kong.
  • "I like to read pom. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too. You read that twice to make sure you read it right". Followed by a demonic-sounding "I read the whole thing".
  • Fluttershy as a war leader.
  • "It's OK to eat wood technically".
  • When someone in the comments uses the Fluttershee joke, she says "I don't even know what's my name anymore".
• Fluttershy Plays Weird Pony Games #1:
  • One of the games involved Twilight being pregnant and the intro involved her kissing Rainbow Dash. Only trouble is, Rainbow Dash is another mare, so someone doesn't know the birds and the bees...
    • Fluttershy wonders if Twilight ate Rainbow Dash when she hears the unborn baby's heartbeat on the game, she also thinks it's "extremely loud".
    • She then wonders if she killed Twilight when she falls asleep upon getting the shot.
    • Fluttershy, when she has to put water on Twilight's belly in the game:
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "I'm watering her!"
    • Then, when she heals Twilight's cut she calls it a "magical water-thing that makes the cut go away".
    • And this line:
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "I'm not a doctor, but apparently, I am."
    • When Fluttershy wonders if Twilight's baby is in Elsa's castle.
  • Fluttershy serving food to her friends and herself in a Sugarcube Corner game.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "What do I want? I want tea, cake and carrots. For Angel Bunny."
    • Fluttershy reciting the virtual ponies' requests over and over to remember them.
    • Fluttershy on corn:
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "I didn't even know Pinkie Pie sells corn. Why would she be giving away free corn?"
  • Fluttershy playing a game that scares her where they have to do dentistry on Pinkie Pie.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "Oh my...when they said "weird" pony games, that is not what I expected to be found! That is not a "smile, smile, smile," everypony. Ew, that is disturbing! They had to really get into the detail and everything!"
    • And later...:
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "Are we in the Everfree Forest, performing this procedure? Seriously, just...here. Here. Here, here, here. And here. Here, just have 'em all. Why is the uvula just sticking out like that, wiggling around to the beat?".
  • Fluttershy imagining herself in space.
  • Fluttershy playing this game in which a pony who looks like Rainbow Dash has to get its hair done. It has wild black hair, which she thinks looks "emo" and a description with some You No Take Candle phrases like "Our little pony would back to school".
  • Fluttershy on a Twilight Sparkle Makeover game and seeing eyes that look like hers and Pinkie Pie's.
  • Fluttershy playing a game similar to "Flappy Bird" (called "Fluffy Pony") but with herself instead of a bird and she's an alicorn:
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "Wait...why am I an alicorn?!"
  • Fluttershy playing a game involving a dance. She calls her dance the "squa squa" and herself "Fluttershee", and sends it to Discord.
  • Although it was rather rude to call one character a "monstrosity", the line that followed after was funny.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "That's not a pony. It looks like a pinata."
  • One game involves a pony that's like Fluttershy, but a blank flank who eats out of a pet bowl.
  • Fluttershy washes a pony in a game and describes the music as "very dramatic just for cleaning up a pony".
    • She then sings a song:
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "Oh, we're washing this pony. We're adding some soap that looks like a cookie. And we're near...a...barn. We're near a barn. And there's so much soap in...her eyes. It's going very slow. *speaking* I'm going to...I'm going to release an entire album by the time we're done. This is so slow! *singing* She's so dirty. Extremely dirty. She needs more than soap. Is it Pinkie Pie or is it not?"
  • Fluttershy comparing facial cream to strawberry ice cream.
• Weird Games 3
  • Fluttershy saying that all the viewers "and their mamas and their fathers and their sisters and their brothers and their pet snake" wanted her to continue the series.
  • Fluttershy turning off the music and saying, "No, don't even—please, don't sing."
    • And in the same game, Twilight is pregnant (again!) and Fluttershy rubs her tummy and the foal seems to magically grow from nowhere. Fluttershy basically sums it up.
      Fluttershy: "Do I have to feel the tummy?! Really?! Is it a boy? Is it a girl? Did I just make it grow?"
  • Fluttershy playing a game in which she plays as Applejack running down the hill from Timberwolves. She says, "Excuse me" to the wolves and hums along with the score.

    Fluttershy: "I don't even know this song."

  • Fluttershy's song she sings.
    Fluttershy: "I'm stuck. What do I do? Okay, we gotta do this. Wash your hands for some reason. Rinse you off, wash your hands in the sink. Okay, now we put some grape juice all over your hands. This is so weird. This is not a manicure."
  • Fluttershy on a game called "Emo Pony Care".
    Fluttershy: "Oh my goodness, that is extremely emo!"
    • "Put some emo shampoo on your emo hair".
  • One game involves Soarin eating floating pies while avoiding other things floating. She points out that the reason things were floating was because Discord wanted to take over Equestria, and Soarin would rather eat pies and let Spitfire face Discord alone, which Fluttershy points out is inconsiderate. Also, among the things besides pies in the sky were other ponies, leading to this.
    Fluttershy: "I'm sorry, I don't eat ponies."
  • In one game, Rainbow Dash's mane covers the loading screen.
    Fluttershy: "Rainbow Dash, are you serious?! Why is your mane so long?!"
  • One game focused on Applejack hitting a tree and getting treated, Fluttershy calls her "Anime Applejack", "chubby" and notes that the cutie mark was drawn upside-down.
    Fluttershy: "Applejack, you hit the tree so badly that your cutie mark turned upside-down."
• From Vanna's Twitter, what does she do when she spots ducks in a field? Narrate what's going on ''National Geographic'' style as Fluttershy, of course.
• Fluttershy plays Cuphead (with Angel Bunny), 'nuff said.
  • Highlights include from the second part, where they get into fighting some of the bosses:
    • The flashback montage where both of them failed at fighting Goopy Le Grande.
    • Fluttershy crouching repeatedly during Baroness von Bon Bon's fight, as she's mad with her Angry Fist-Shake.
    • In the same fight, one of Baroness's minions which is a cupcake appears later. Cue Pinkie Pie's Cupcake Song playing in the background.
    • One boss has a Silly Walk, which Fluttershy describes as "like a schoolgirl's".
• Fluttershy Plays Weird MLP Games #4
  • One of the games is about a pregnant Rainbow Dash, who is drawn like a realistic horse.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "Couldn't they at least have made Rainbow Dash look a little bit more like Rainbow Dash?!"
    • And this line.
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "Are those tears or is that milk?"
    • Fluttershy is disturbed.
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "It's frightening! Especially for me! This is like mounting your best friend and then helping your best friend give birth!"
  • One game involves Applejack rocking from side to side on a stool to some music.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: (rapping) "Why is Applejack rocking in the beat? Rocking to the beat on the chair? Did I miss a season? Is there a reason? Let's go through the trees and find another raisin?"
  • Fluttershy pointing out the absurdity of a game's premise (her five best friends bought a shoe shop but had no shoes to sell).
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "They bought a freaking shoe shop with no shoes to sell?!"
    • And when she has to paint said shoes.
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "Wait, I have to manually paint it?! No, that's gonna take me forever! Do you see all the corners?! I'm not even good at colouring at a colouring book!"
  • Fluttershy pointing out that in one game, the stethoscope is pointing at Applejack's leg due to a glitch, which makes it seem like Applejack's heart is in her hoof.
    • In the same game, Fluttershy thinking the blood pressure meter is a stapler.
    • Fluttershy wondering why she has to spoon feed Applejack.
      Vanna/Fluttershy: "I mean... us ponies ... we're not that incapable of helping ourselves."
  • Fluttershy singing "Winter Dress Up" to the tune of "Winter Wrap-Up".
  • Another pregnant Rainbow Dash game.
    Vanna/Fluttershy: "Is this a pregnant Rainbow Dash or is this just a really chubby, lazy one?! OK, never mind, it's a pregnant one unless she just likes to let her belly listen to music and she's just so chubby."
  • "Are we helping her blink?"
  • Fluttershy calling the skin cream "avocado".
    • During the same game, she imagines looking for her long-lost uncle.
• Fluttershy Plays Weird Pony Games, Part 7
  • "Why do I have Rainbow Dash as a tattoo on my head? That doesn't really make sense"
    • On the same game, Fluttershy noting that there are two Rainbow Dash tattoos on offer.
  • One game focuses on herself and Pinkie Pie trying to keep Rainbow Dash's birthday prep a secret. Fluttershy points out how ridiculous it is that Rainbow Dash hasn't figured out what her friends are doing.
    Rainbow Dash: "What are you doing?"
    Fluttershy: "We're doing nothing, even though the presents are right there and they have your cutie mark on them."
    • In the same game, Rainbow Dash is apparently only turning five.
    • Fluttershy calling the narrator "Mario".
    • Fluttershy talking to a character representing herself when she has to hide the ponies.
      Fluttershy: "Hide, me! Go behind a tree!"
  • Fluttershy searching pony games and getting a cow.
  • Fluttershy adding lyrics to the background music.
    Fluttershy: "My name is Fluttershy. Why am I playing this? I don't know why. Uh, this pony is really wet. Maybe she should go to the vet. But she's not an animal. What rhymes with 'animal'? Manimal?"
  • Fluttershy pointing out that Twilight is often the one being pregnant in games.
    • Same game, Fluttershy noticing how weird it is that Flash Sentry said, "Babies very want to come into the world."
    • "I would sweat too if I ate an entire cherry and swallowing it while eating the pit."
    • Twilight and Flash being affectionate while the former is in labor.
      Fluttershy: "Why are you guys nuzzling and kissing each other? This is no time for that."
    • "Rub the milk?"
    • Twilight's twins are on her and Flash Sentry's backs.
      Fluttershy: "Twilight, you're balancing a baby."
  • Fluttershy playing a game where she has to protect Princess Celestia from Nightmare Moon, who she thinks is Princess Luna.
    Fluttershy: "Seriously, Princess Luna? You got a sword?"
  • Fluttershy wondering why there are so many Flappy Bird My Little Pony Games, and accusing one of "not even trying".
  • Fluttershy commenting on the absurdity of a game featuring Twilight on a farm.
    Fluttershy: "Okay, Twilight Sparkle at a farm? Well, the description of it says 'Twilight Sparkle is at farm and she's having so much fun'! Where's the fun?! Is that the fun right there?! The manure?! The poo?! As the old saying goes: 'as more dirtier you are as happier you will be'?! What are they trying to say about us? But eventually, you will have to get washed and be clean before you go home. This is insulting, everypony. They're making me comb poo! They're making me comb my best friend's poo and saying she had fun! I know I'm looking way too much into this, but this is not nice. They don't do this to humans, I don't think."
  • "Oh no, Applejack, with your realism in the storm"
  • Fluttershy on the water making the plants instantly grow.
    Fluttershy: "In my opinion, the best part about plants is just waiting patiently for them to grow. It's the most exciting part. Not just pouring magical water on them and suddenly you have a pumpkin."
  • Not brushing your teeth after eating sugar is described as "reckless".
  • "'Let's start cleaning Peppa Pig's teeth'?! Let's start cleaning Peppa Pig's SOUL!"
  • Fluttershy thinking that a picture of herself's wings look like popcorn.
• The Running Gag of Fluttershy not playing herself in games because the character representing herself "looks like Fluttershee".
• Fluttershy Plays Weird MLP Games, Part 5
  • In one game, Fluttershy is so confused she doesn't know if she's playing Tinkerbell or Rainbow Dash.
    • During the same game, Fluttershy sings the Jingle Bells lyric "dashing through the snow" while playing Rainbow Dash.
  • In one game, Human Twilight's arms are sort of in a shrug, and Fluttershy says that she "looks like she's accepting it. Like, this is it now; this is My Little Pony now."
    • Fluttershy speculating on what happened to Human Twilight because the game focuses on her being a bit beat-up.
      Fluttershy: "What have you done? Are you frozen?... What am I doing? Did you roll down a hill and you got stuck with this? Tweezers? I hope they're serious. Y'know, really, if I fell off a tree or something, tweezing my eyebrows is the last thing that I'd be worried about."
    • "Scrub-a-dub-dub, I like to rub."
    • While removing the branches from Human Twilight's hair, they go onto a tray, which makes Fluttershy wonder if they are going to cook them.
    • Fluttershy thinking up a possible backstory for a story involving a pegasus collecting hearts. She wonders if the pony is sad because s/he lost all his/her hearts and is also part cat because cats are said to have nine lives.
  • One game involves Twilight having an injured leg with some undefined objects on the injury, which Fluttershy calls "jelly beans".
  • Fluttershy taking the symbols for the personality quiz question "what is your dream job?" literally.
    Fluttershy: "Do I want to be hay? Do I wanna be a computer? Do I want to be a, uh, a pie? Do I want to be a graduating hat? Umm...ummm...I want to be a computer I guess."
    • Also on the personality quiz, "Are you saying that Twilight's favourite princess is Princess Merida?"
  • One game features Human Twilight and Human Flash Sentry being naughty at school (not dirty-naughty, just not-doing-what-you're-told naughty) and Fluttershy wonders if Flash stole her bag and wonders why Twilight would be being naughty.
    • Because the glitter affects resemble hearts, Fluttershy asks "Are we in love?!".
  • One of the games says "pony", but the animal is clearly a cat, and it belongs to a younger version of Princess Anna from Frozen, plus the background music is the score from The Nightmare Before Christmas. It Makes Just As Much Sense In Context.
  • Fluttershy pointing out that some computer-generated soap looks like mashed potatoes and the pony she's washing looks like it has a frozen mane.
  • Fluttershy's good news is she's run out of pregnant My Little Pony games--her bad news is, to quote, "THERE'S STILL THIS!!"
• Fluttershy googles herself.
  • Fluttershy calling Google "the Google human thing".
  • When Fluttershy gets an image of a round version of her human self.
    Fluttershy: "I don't remember being chubby and I don't remember being a human!"
  • One picture is of her waking up in the morning.
    Fluttershy: "I don't remember someone taking a picture of me when I'm getting up. Is that Angel Bunny and he's turned into a plushie?!"
  • One picture is of her in front of the Google logo and she's wondering how Google knew she was going to do a Google search.
  • Fluttershy thinking her toys were "having a bad mane day".
  • "Why would they take a picture of me crying, though?! I think this language is Russian. Why would my Russian fans take a picture of me when I was crying?! That's not very nice."
  • Fluttershy finding a fan art of herself holding a chainsaw and saying that she doesn't remember it happening.
  • Fluttershy being utterly confused when she sees a picture of herself eating Rainbow Dash.
  • Fluttershy confused at a fan art where she has a human ear and Pinkie Pie has a human nose.
  • Fluttershy wondering why someone would take a picture of her from behind, and due to one of those pictures having a black background, she says "This time I was in the dark".
  • "Why would I be so mad in a bunny suit?".
  • "I'm hugging Mr Springtrap. Mr Springtrap was so mean to me. Oh, that's a little springtrap, OK, I guess that's kind of cute."
  • "I know everyone has their own art style but maybe you should ask me before you start drawing me with female Discord."
  • Fluttershy critiquing a wikihow article on impersonating her (although it switches to Tear Jerker when she becomes inexplicably sad that people would do it.)
    Fluttershy: "Consider wearing some light makeup?! I don't even wear any makeup!"
  • "Why am I kissing with Spike?!"
  • "What is this supposed to mean?! Where's my hooves?!"
  • Fluttershy seeing herself with a Balloon Belly, having apparently eaten Discord.
    Fluttershy: "Fluttershy ate Discord?! Why would I eat my best friend?! What is up with you humans who like seeing me eat my best friends?! And why is Discord so wobbly?"
  • One picture shows Fluttershy and Squidward in the same room.
    Fluttershy: "I don't remember meeting Mr Squidward! How could I even meet him when he's underwater?"
  • "Why would you humans have underwear of me?!"
  • "I don't remember meeting Simba!"
  • Fluttershy finding a picture of herself looking shocked at a computer and thinking it's appropriate.
  • "How the hey did they get a picture of me when I was a baby?"
• Weird MLP Games, Part 2
  • One game involves a pregnant OC that looks sort of like Shining Armor. This fact scares Fluttershy.
    Fluttershy: "It's like a bad episode!! Did I miss a season?! Did I miss an episode?! Did I miss a fanfic?! Did I....is there something I don't know?!"
    • Then, she sums it up quite well.
      Fluttershy: "It's like a human made this and didn't even bother to watch an episode. They just saw a picture of Shining Armor on Google Images and said, 'Okay, let's make her pregnant', but they don't even realize it's a male!"
    • Fluttershy pointing out that the foal popped out of the womb wearing makeup.
  • One game involves the human versions of Twilight and Flash Sentry avoiding being seen kissing in public.
    Fluttershy: "Isn't the whole point of kissing in public that you're supposed to be seen?!"
  • One game involves Twilight's back feet being inexplicably injured and she's also pregnant.
    Fluttershy: "She looks like an alpaca? A llama! And this is a 'pregnant sparkle foot doctor'. They just put the entire website into one game!"
  • "Pinkie Pie...you broke your chicken bone!" (this is in a game where Pinkie Pie's leg is broken).
  • One game claims that the only thing better than a pony is a pony with wheels. It features a wheeled Fluttershy that is clumsy and can barely fly.
  • One game involves Daring Do. One of the falling obstacles falls and almost lands on Daring Do's butt, prompting Fluttershy to say, "Don't touch my booty."
    • On the same game, Fluttershy says that if she was Rainbow Dash, she'd definitely be fangirling.
  • "I have to seriously press the space bar to give birth!" (It Makes Sense in Context...sorta.)
    • Afterwards.
      Fluttershy: "I just helped my friend give birth by pressing the space button!"
      Human Pinkie Pie on Computer: "Yeah!"
      Fluttershy: "Yay..I guess."
• Fluttershy Googles herself again
  • Fluttershy Googles her name and gets a picture of Discord.
    Fluttershy: "That's not me, but they tried."
  • Fluttershy sees a picture of an Original Character who's a yellow pegasus with rainbow hair and thinks it looks like her and Rainbow Dash fused together.
  • One picture is of Fluttershy as a human.
    Fluttershy: "The anatomy looks cool even though I'm a pony."
  • Fluttershy finds pictures of her own and other ponies' manes and thinks that someone has been cutting their hair off.
  • Fluttershy pointing out that she does not look like Uncanny Valley photos of humans.
  • One picture is of herself as a human and an unknown man with green hair at the beach.
  • One drawing is censored and it has the note "Arianna made me draw this", prompting Fluttershy to say, "Go in timeout, Arianna!".
  • "Why am I always wearing a green sweater?"
  • "I'm losing my mind...why am I a mermaid here?!"
  • One picture is Fluttershy as a baseball bat.
  • When she goes to DeviantArt, dramatic music plays.
  • "I don't remember being in The Land Before Time!"
• Pinkie Pie Googles herself
  • "I don't understand why you humans are so interested in me being all bald all the time"
  • One picture is of a huge robot Pinkie Pie eating a cake at a party.
  • One picture is of Pinkie Pie with bad teeth and she says, "Wow, someone needs to brush their teeth!"
  • "This is me in my baby outfit, this is me with no outfit"
  • Pinkie Pie says that the faces that don't really look like her face look "disturbed", and one of them is part of a guide for "How to Draw Pinkie Pie's Skull"
    • While trying to follow the guide, she has trouble and says, "Help! I'm not an artist!". She also says, "But why?" when they say "Now we start defining Pinkie Pie." and is confused with the colours of the outlines changing and calling the whole drawing a "mistake".
      Pinkie Pie: "How did it turn blue?!"
  • "Who doesn't like the letter P?"
  • After Googling herself, Pinkie Pie goes on a Wiki Walk and googles heaps of random things like chocolate fountains, Donkey from Shrek, Hannah Montana, balloons, the letter P, alpacas, Grandpa Max from Ben 10, pie, Mordecai and Rigby, Mike Wazowski and "Pinkie Pie watching Bee Movie"
• FLUTTERCHAN AND FLUTTERSHEE PLAY POPPY PLAYTIME!
  • Fluttershee constantly looking for the broom.
  • Fluttershee trying to hit Huggy Wuggy's backside with the Grab Pack.

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