- The entire scene where Becca's dad tries to teach her self-defense.
- "RIP OFF THE MUSTACHE!"
- Edward juggling with a baby and a bowling ball and then throwing it back into the bag with the bowling ball killing the baby.
- The scene where Becca gets her car. The two dads are fighting in the background.
- "The Kardashians are in town..."
- The floaty leap effect first being used for the three antagonist vampires, then for Jacob, then for Becca's father, then for Jacob's father while in his wheelchair!
- The entirety of the fight between Daro and Edward. At one point a school dance chaperone assumes they're making out, and separates them. Another part, Edward throws a yearbook at Daro, only for Daro to sign it and throw it back.
- The final scene when Edward professes his love for Becca and is then immediately stabbed through the head with an axe by the head Jacob fangirl.
- "Team Jacob, bitch!"
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