Funny / Unreal Tournament III

• CTF-Reflection has two:
  • Initial banter between Othello and Jester:
  Jester: Come on, you afraid of trans sickness?
  Othello: Guess you're on defense, slowpoke.
  • The lampshade about Field Lattice Generators having flag forms:
  Othello: We have the flag, let's bring it home.
  Jester: You mean "Field Lattice Generator", right?
  Reaper: It looks like a flag, waves like a flag - it's a flag.
• Jester makes a bad joke at WAR-Sinkhole:
  Jester: Sinkhole? More like "Stinkhole".
  Othello: Ohhhhhhh... pleeeeeaseeeee...
  Reaper: Ah, jeez... Stay focused, Jester.
• From CTF-Hydrosis, after Iron Guard's first capture:
  Othello: Wouldn't it be easier to defend if we raised the bridges?
  Jester: Then how would we get to their base?
  Othello: Oh, I don't know... swim?
  Reaper: Right. You do that. We'll use the bridge.
• In the cutscene between acts II and III, when Reaper's teammates discuss the situation without him nearby:
  Othello: [to Jester] You need to talk with your brother. He's like some nutcase on a holy war... [looks at Bishop] Uh. No offense.
  Bishop: Infidel.
• The first mission of Act III takes place in DM-Arsenal. Cue this lampshade:
  Bishop: Somehow, I question the logic of firing Rocket Launchers in an abandoned munitions plant.
  Othello: That does sound dangerous.
  Jester: More dangerous than not shooting back?
• CTF-Coret has two moments:
  • At the beginning of the match:
  Reaper: Jester: status.
  Jester: Seriously? We're fighting for our lives... at the mall.
  • When Othello finds a strip club in the red side:
  Othello: Buck Love? Is that a strip club?
  Jester: You wanna take 5? Go ahead, we'll cover you.
  Bishop: The Spirit is willing, but the Flesh is weak...
  Othello: Uh, Bishop, does that mean you want to go, or what?
• From WAR-Torlan_Necris
  Reaper: Careful, the Krall have Nightshades.
  Othello: Roger, I'll keep an eye out.
  Jester: Dork, Nightshades are invisible!
  Othello: Right, yeah... I knew that...