Funny / Universetale

Chapter 1

• Peridot having a panic attack when the Barrier is broken, thinking that the Cluster is hatching ahead of schedule.

Chapter 2

• The Crystal Gems have finally started peaceful greetings with the monsters, and there's a sense of relief. Then Steven barges in, says hi to Frisk, and causes them to freeze up.

  Undyne: Oh, that's cute.

• Steven and Sans meet.

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

• A nugget of wisdom from Chara. Also heartwarming in a way.

  Chara: Some humans suck and some don't. You're proof of that, aren't you?

Chapter 5

• Several moments between Undyne and Alphys.

  Steven's eyes have gone shiny again. “I”m Steven! Wow, you're really strong. I saw you flip out of the water – that was really cool! Are you a mermaid?”

  “Well I sure ain't a maid anymore-”

  “Undyne!” Alphys bursts out, horrified.

Chapter 6

• Lars shows up, and...isn't kind to the monsters. Papyrus, being Papyrus...

  Lars: (Papyrus just offered him a handshake) Dude, gross.

  Papyrus: I SUPPOSE WE HAVE BEEN OUTSIDE FOR A WHILE. WORRY NOT, HUMAN, WE HAVE WASHED OUR HANDS QUITE DILIGENTLY. SKELETONS ARE ALL ABOUT CLEANLINESS!

• Chara tries to get Frisk to get back at Lars.

  Chara: At least throw the Dog Residue at him.

  Frisk: No.

  Chara: Come on, you've been trying to get rid of that for months.

  Frisk: It's not going to happen.

  Chara: Do it or you're a pansy.

  Frisk: Nope.

Chapter 7

• Pretty much all of it. Ronaldo has a field day with the arrival of the monsters, and the Undertale cast pretty much just take it in stride.

  friskybusiness said: It's all true I'm the snerson.

  Anonymous said: i was the pizza.

  KeepBeachCityWeird said: Monster spies in my blog??? Gathering information?? Your presence in my journals has not gone unnoticed! I'm on to you! I'm on to all of you!!!

  YourNameHere said: This is a public online forum, numbnuts.

• Among other things, Ronaldo theorizes that Frisk is a disguised snake person - he starts calling them the "snambassador."

  ALPHYS said: guys i'm serious!!!!!

  Anonymous said: that makes one of us.

  friskybusiness said: Can I get 'snambassador' put on my official ID badge. Is that a thing I can do.

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

• The last two lines (told from Undyne's point of view).

  It's true - it's all true.

  Anime is real.

Chapter 11

• Frisk finally getting use out of the Dog Residue, first by throwing it at a Gem monster, and then using it to spawn Dog Salad in order to heal.