Funny moments in Tyrion Cuthbert: Attorney of the Arcane.
- When talking about the arcane constructs in case 2:Celeste: Wow! So they do whatever you tell them to do?
Eris: Well, there are some limits to-
Celeste: Construct! Tell me that I'm the fairest maiden you've ever seen!
Construct: COMMAND REJECTED.
Celeste: Aw... What?
Tyrion: I guess they're not allowed to lie.
You feel a sharp pain in your side as Celeste quickly jabs you. - When Marrunath is revealed to the court and everyone panics, Tyrion tries to get the judge to restore order and the camera pans to an empty seat...Tyrion: ...Your Honor?
Marrunath: Yeah... He fled out the back door the moment he saw me.
Tymora: I-It can talk?! - This conversation in case 5:Celeste: But if your bloodline is blessed by the celestials, does that mean that our kids will also be heavensborn?
Tyrion: I suppose so. I think my mother was also a-... Wait... What did you just say?
Celeste: Your kids. I asked if "your kids" will be heavensborn.
Tyrion: O-Oh... I must have misheard you then.
Miriam: Wow...
Beatrice: ...If only you were always this easy to lie to. - The text you get if you respond to "Which demon did Aria make a Blood Contract with?" with the answer "Eugene Haroldson":Narration: What...? Why would you even-? ...Are you feeling okay? As far as you know, Eugene the monkey is not a demon. There's a far more reasonable guess.
- Orym having trouble testifying before Rathallion.Orym: I'm sorry! I just can't do this! How am I supposed to act like this is normal?! A giant lizard is standing right behind me!Rathallion: ...Calling me a lizard is highly offensive, commander.
- Rathallion getting increasingly fed up with the High Speaker because he won't stop treating him like a deity.Rathallion: (frowning) I swear to god...High Speaker: He even swears by the god's name.
- Eris being grounded in hell by Asmodeus for signing a faulty Blood Contract and being caught.
