Funny / Trophy Wife

• The salsa incident in Cold File and how Diane forces, rather, tortures, Warren and Hillary to confess.
• "I think my wife is having an affair with my brother." *children cheer*
• The Stinger in the pilot: Peter hid Jackie's keys in the front yard...along with 50 identical empty key boxes.
  Kate: How long you have been here?
  Peter: 22 minutes.
  Kate: And was it worth buying 50 Hide-A-Keys for this?
  Peter: Oh absolutely.
  [They continue to watch Jackie look for her keys]
  Kate: The door isn't even locked.
  Peter: I know.