Funny / Tommy Dreamer

• Sometimes Tommy Dreamer's penchant for…creative violence crossed into this territory. Such an example included using a cheese grater on Brian Lee's…ahem…sensitive region. The funny part is normally unflappable play-by-play guy Joey Styles proving that even he had standards, remarking "I'm not calling that."
  • It gets even better. One time he piledrivered Raven onto a cream pie.
• Tommy hits pause on the Superkick Party.
• The 2014 FWE Reloaded saw him and Ivelisse take on The World's Cutest Tag Team, in what turned out to be a very weird and gross match thanks to Tommy Dreamer trying to ruin Joey Ryan's blow pops and saw a Diabolus ex Machina where Drew Galloway piled an unconscious Joey and Candice LeRae suggestively on top of Dreamer.
• Tommy recalling back then when Wrestling/Rhyno came in distraught, blubbering about how he can't travel with the guys no more and casually saying that Wrestling/Sandman is dead. Tommy had to double check on what he said, with Rhyno again casually saying they brought him back to life. Sandman had an overdose of drugs and passed out, Rhyno and the guys, by the grace of god, see a Hospital nearby, but do they go there immediately? not until they drop off the drugs and evidence off somewhere else. More insane is that Sandman's near death experience didn't even stop him from competing that day. Tommy recalls this as just another day with him.
• Tommy says he has a good relationship with Vince, and when he asked for his release, despite Vince not wanting him to go, Tommy said he just wasn't happy in his position. When Vince had another board meeting saying that ECW isn't doing as good as he thinks it should, he asked the writers to come up with something with Tommy, knowing he draws, only problem is that everyone knows that Tommy doesn't work with them anymore, and are more confused knowing it was Vince who let him go as well. When they said "He's not with us anymore?" Vince yelled out "What the hell happened to Tommy?!" thinking he died without him knowing, they told Vince he let him go, but Vince begins denying that fact that Tommy is still with them, and no one wanted to say otherwise to Vince, they called him up to bring him back.
• Eric Bischoff held a huge battle royale of former Hardcore Champions to decide which of them would become the champ after he abolished the championship's 24/7 rule. Tommy pinned Crash Holly with just over two minutes left in the match. Unfortunately, poor Tommy spent the next two minutes getting repeatedly beat up by his competitors, who all kept trying to pin him. Tommy still won the match, since his competitors were all so obsessed with being the one to pin him that they kept interrupting each others' attempts to pin him until time ran out.