Funny / Todd Allison & the Petunia Violet

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The Comic:

• Meredith spinning the car around when Elijah wouldn't answer him.
  Elijah: AAAAH WHAT THE HELL
• "Pumpkin head".
• Petunia rolling around on the floor.
  "ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL"
• "YOU'RE THAT FUCKING CONDUCTORRRRR"
• "Sorry, I fell asleep in the bathroom. You know how it is." Actually, I'm not sure that we do.
• Rousseau, Bentham and Locke's reaction to seeing Todd Allison walking with Petunia.
  Bentham: I-I feel like everything I ever believed in is crumbling before me...
  Waiter: ......
• Chapter 4, Cyril and Petunia getting in the car to go save Todd Allison from certain death.:
  • "Why do we need all these things?" "Why not?" "Aren't we just gonna talk to them?" "HAHAHAHA!!"
• Everyone save Cyril's reactions when he brings Petunia in. The blank shock on their faces just kills it.
• Just... the comic's sound effects: ''AUDIBLE GASP''
• Hana dramatically revealing that Cyril is a dangerous man... because he'll break any woman's heart.
• Cyril and Petunia are having a pretty serious conversation in chapter 11... until Cyril takes a sip of his tea, gets sick, and begins to choke it. He refuses to spit it out:
  Petunia: Spit it back in the cup! Not on the floor!!
  Cyril: *vigorously shakes head*
  Petunia: What do you mean "no"?! Are you a baby?!
  • And then there's the next page, where Cyril looks sick, exhausted and annoyed... and he's covered by a pretty little pink blanket covered with hearts.
• Petunia and Cyril's reactions to Todd Allison's... personality shift, of sorts, in chapter 12 is relatable and hilarious. Just... look at their faces.
  • This is followed by Todd and Cyril engaging Passive-Aggressive Kombat via compliments. Petunia nervously tells them to stop fighting.
  Todd and Cyril: WE'RE NOT FIGHTING!!
• Dylan's reunion with Elijah in chapter 15 is hilarious, because the two of them are so over the top; they can't keep their hands off each other and basically shouting in the middle of the street. It's actually pretty cute, and then you cut to Meredith.
• Cyril freaks out over a caterpillar.

Bonus Comics/Nozmo's Tumblr/Other:

• Petunia thanking people for being their favorite character.
• Valentine's Day 2013
• Todd Allison as Ebenezer Scrooge. Ye gods.
• Nozmo made some T&P mugs to sell on Zazzle. One of them's a Cyril mug, and... well... well you should probably see for yourself.
• Hey Cyril, would you tell me a story?
• The modern au in general.
  • Mysteries.
  • shut the fuck up cyril
  • The purple elephant...
  • DID YOU WATCH THIS VID?!?!
  • What... do you mean it's not about winning...?
  • don't text me ever again
  • The fact that in the Modern AU, Cyril, Elijah, and Todd have phones that are decidedly more pretty than what the girls have. Especially Modern!Cyril.
• An anon tells Petunia that they love her nose.
• Will and an inebriated Todd.
• More drunk Todd.
• Petunia the fujoshi.
• Just some of the tags Nozmo writes can be pretty hilarious at times.
• Todd's Twitter is loaded with gold:
  @mrtoddallison: Dear Internet, today someone slammed a door in my face.
  @mrtoddallison: I suppose someone may be thinking "maybe you shouldn't have been standing near a door" but that is just RIDICULOUS.
  @mrtoddallison: I was trying to open the door when it suddenly hit me in the face. I find this happens to me much too frequently.
  @mrtoddallison: Maybe I should just enter and exit buildings through windows.
  • More snark:
  @mrtoddallison: It seems someone had the nerve to inform me that they thought I had a snotty face. I told them to go look in the mirror.
  @mrtoddallison: I also told them that I hope the mirror cracked when they did.
  • Even more:
  @mrtoddallison: Played some Mozart and this woman told me that she hated it. So I played some more Mozart.
  @mrtoddallison: Tomorrow I'll play Mozart again too, how do you like that?
  • When he tries to go home that day:
  @mrtoddallison: Almost time to go home... dear God...
  @mrtoddallison: Where's my coat
  @mrtoddallison: WHERE'S MY COAT SHIT I WANT TO GO HOME!!!
  @mrtoddallison: I found my coat. It was soaking nicely in the sink.
  @mrtoddallison: So, it was Hana. I asked her why she put MY COAT IN THE SINK and she said it was dirty. Like I'm supposed to be thanking her.

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