Funny / Thor (2014)

• Thor vs. Silver Samurai:
  Silver Samurai: Tell whoever you're talking to that it's the Silver Samurai who's kicking your ass.
  Thor: My ass. . . doth disagree.
  Silver Samurai: Not for long, Sailor Moon.
• Roz seems a bit intimidated by Angela's usual state of dress:
  Roz: Though at least she's a little less naked than she used to be.
  
  Angela: Did we by chance have a secondary plan, in case everything else went completely south? If so, we should probably do that now.
  Roz: Angela, you're as good at following orders as you are at wearing pants!
  
  Angela: I just saved your life, Agent Solomon. You owe me now.
  Roz: Fine. If I give you twenty dollars, will you invest in some pants? Maybe a nice turtleneck?
• Roz being concerned about the "Tolkien Avengers" breaking her earpieces.
• Jane gets schooled in fighting a Kurse.
  Thor: (thinking) Should I know who this is? I need to look up my own Wikipedia entry.
  (Kurse punch-blocks Mjolnir)
  Thor: (still thinking) Did she just punch the hammer? She just punched the hammer. Nobody does that. I mean, people punch my face all the time, but. . . (no longer thinking) Nobody punches my Mjolnir!
• When Thor is fed up with the Shi'ar gods:
  Thor: Aye. So begins the kicking of thine hindquarters.
• Hildegard coming on to The Destroyer. Even it is confused.

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