Funny / The Tempest

• Miranda missing a key point...
  Prospero: Thy father was the Duke of Milan and a prince of power.
  Miranda: Sir, are not you my father?
  Prospero: Thy mother was a piece of virtue, and she said thou wast my daughter.
• Trinculo and Stephano getting Caliban stinking drunk.
  Trinculo: Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows. (proceeds to sleep right next to Caliban, whom he thinks is dead)
• Gonzalo being absolutely sure their ship won't sink... because the boatswain is destined to die from hanging instead.
• Miranda wakes up feeling weird after her enchanted sleep. Prospero tells her, verbatim, "Shake it off."