Funny / The Supersizers Eat

• The Supersizers Eat the Middle Ages culminates in Giles, Lord of the Manor, making the following toast to the members of the public that have come as guests:
  Giles: To the peasants! May your lives be nasty, brutish and very, very short!
  Guests: (Cheer)
• In The Supersizers Eat The French Revolution, Giles and Sue visit an electricity demonstration, with Sue standing on the electrical plate. In seconds, her wig rises in every direction.
  • When sparks emerge from their fingertips, Giles decides to find out if sparks can emerge from his buttocks.
    Tour Guide: Too close, not too close—
    Giles: Can I make, uh, sparks come out of my arse?
    Tour Guide: Not too close!
    (With a loud BANG, and a shriek from Sue, sparks emerge from Giles's hindquarters.)
    Sue: OH! Jesus Christ, that went right through me, really badly!
    Giles: I just got seriously—
    Sue: No no no, you didn't seriously get it; I seriously got it, because I'm surrounded by metal, and you're not! And you just stuck your anus into my forcefield, and look at me!
  • On Day Three, Giles cuts his finger during the first course and laments that his blood is not blue.
  Sue: Oh no! He's got a tiny prick!
• The Supersizers Go... Victorian has Sue, while reading Mrs Beeton's Book of Household Management, comparing Mrs Beeton to Delia Smith, before qualifying it by saying that Delia Smith did not die at 28, nor Mrs Beeton at any point scream "Come on, let's be having you!".
• The Supersizers Eat the 80's ends with an unfortunate looking tiramisu and lighting amaretto wrappers on fire and letting them float into the air.
  Carol Decker: (One of the wrappers lands in her dessert.) Oh, it landed in my baby vomit!