Funny / The Spy Who Dumped Me

• In the café, while looking for Verne, Morgan's 2 dietary intolerances interrupts.
  [Morgan looks tense, freezes]
  Audrey: Oh, no. What’s wrong? What do you see?
  Morgan: Oh, nothing, nothing. It’s just, that, um..cake’s a lot of flour and dairy for me. I.. [whispers] I have to have diarrhea. [stomach rumbles]
  Both: [awkwardly] Okay.
  • They have this exchange over how to deal with it:
  Audrey: Morgan, you should..you should probably go.
  Morgan: I can hold it.
  Audrey: No. Mmm. [concerned] You should probably not do that.
  Morgan: No. No, this is more important.
  Audrey: No. Oh, my gosh. It’s really not. [insistent] Please go.

• When the girls are at MI6 Vienna HQ, Duffer scolds them for flushing the drive down the toilet.
  Duffer: [imitating their thought process] So here's what I'll do. I'll treat it like a piece of shit, wrapped up in toilet paper, and then flush it down the toilet!
  Morgan: [holds back laughter]
  Duffer: Think this is funny? Death is funny to you?
  Morgan: No, I’m sorry..but that’s how you go to the bathroom?
  Duffer: [exasperated] Oh, great. Okay. Awesome. Great. You two laugh. [continues ranting about their actions]
  [both chuckle uncontrollably]

  Morgan: I’m sorry, just let me get this straight..so, you wrap your hands in toilet paper, [demonstrates with cupped hands] then you poop into that, and then that whole contraption is what you drop into the toilet?
  Duffer: [embarrassed] That was just a metaphor! [insistent] I poop..normally. Like everybody else.

• In the car to the airport, Audrey starts inquiring about a hypothetical scenario, where they still have the flash drive.
  Audrey: [about the encoded data of the drive] How would you decrypt something like that?
  Sebastian: Why do you want to know all this?
  Audrey: [takes a deep breath] Because the drive is in my vagina.
  [Morgan is shocked, Sebastian recovers from hearing the word]
  Sebastian: [confused] What?
  Audrey: I mean, look, everybody kept saying that it was so important, and I wasn’t gonna flush something that important down the toilet!
  [Morgan gushes about Audrey lying under duress]

  Sebastian: [awkwardly] I, um..Well, I don’t mean to be impolite about this, but..Do you think you could..um..access it..from the..[loss of polite words]..place, that..
  Audrey: [surprised] Oh!
  Sebastian: In the...
  Audrey: Yeah.
  Sebastian: Well..
  Audrey: Just..
  Sebastian: Here?
  Audrey: [equally awkward] ..DON'T look..here.
  - [A moment of inner body exploration w/seatbelt still on, follows. Sebastian stares firmly ahead of him.]

  Morgan: You should get it out, ‘cause the ultimate irony would be, if you saved the world, and then died of toxic shock syndrome.
  [Sebastian sneaks a glance, then immediately regrets it, awkwardly.]
  • Audrey eventually gets it out..
  Audrey: Should I put it..
  Sebastian: [still awkward] No, I'll..
  Audrey: Like a tissue?..
  Sebastian: [urgently] No, no, no..I'll take it. I'll take it.
  [she hands him the drive]
  Sebastian: [loses all suaveness to cringe, fights the urge to blush at the sensation of the flash drive in his hand, knowing where it's been]

• At the museum gala. Not Drew’s Parents have disappeared, clearly letting the mystery member of Highland know about the trio’s presence.
  Sebastian: Morgan, get backstage. I’ve been blown.
  Morgan: [amused] Who has blown you?
  Sebastian: [mildly flustered] Morgan, it's not funny.
  Morgan: I agree. There's nothing funny about you being blown! [cracks up]
  • Then, this exchange about the new hiding place for the drive:
  Sebastian: You..uh..you put the drive somewhere safe?
  Audrey: Very safe.
  Sebastian: Is it the same place as last time?
  Audrey: You'll see.
  [his eyes go wide, he looks at her, bewildered]
  Audrey: [realises what she just said] I don't actually mean, like, you will see, [brief awkward look from Sebastian]..Please just go.