Funny / The Presidents

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Season 1

• From the get-go; we have three Presidents of the United States talking like grade school boys about pizza, video games, and sleepovers.
• Donald cussing out Ben.
• Hillary's roast, where she tells Donald that he "doesn't know where babies come from and gets no bitches" and calls Obamna a bitch.
• The Principal inexplicably being Dr. Robotnik with a woman's body.

Season 2

• Obamna getting Donald to roast Ben in front of the class.
  • The "math answer" turns out to be "Ben's a little bitch". This makes everyone laugh, whilst Ben is angry.
  • Donald gets in trouble for it, wears a dunce hat and everybody laughs at him, much to his anger.
• Obamna's audition tape for America's Got Talent.
  • Joe unintentionally gets in the way, and Donald gets frustrated because of this.
  • The song that Obamna chose was Friday by Rebecca Black. Even better when he speaks the lyrics instead of actually singing them.
• Donald being shocked that Joe still calls his mother "mommy".
• Joe trying a carrot and spitting it out in disgust.
  • Obamna tries to eat a carrot too but spits it out in disgust.
• Joe almost accidentally exposing that he and his friends threw the vegetables out the window. Obamna hits him to stop him from doing so. Ellen asks "threw them where?" Donald claims that they all threw it into their mouths. Ellen buys this.
  • Later, Ben informs Ellen that there are vegetables in the backyard. Ellen is disappointed in Obamna for lying to her.
• A bird at the zoo glaring at Joe, making him sense that the bird doesn't like him.
  • Vlad opens the cage to let the bird out to attack Joe.
  • Even more funny when the bird makes an Angry Bird noise and Joe screams "Ah! Help me, help me!"
• The kids questioning what the gorillas are doing. Craig and the principal claim that the gorillas are "wrestling".
  • This impresses the kids, wanting to wrestle when they're older. Including their wives and with each other.
  • The principal gets annoyed and tells them to shut the fuck up about wrestling.
• George Bush Sr presenting himself in front of class, causing Donald to believe that this is the new student.
  • "No way that guy's the new student. He is like 300 years old." - Donald
• George Bush Sr thinks Donald's a boisterous young man. Followed by his son saying "goddamnit Dad, I told you to stay in the car."
• Donald making fun of George on the first day of school.
  • Including George's Mickey Mouse lunchbox and his father saying "I love you" to George. George reluctantly says "I love you too Dad" to his father. This makes Donald laugh even more and calls George a loser.
• Joe being overly possessive of Hillary, and threatens George, but he doesn't seem to care.
  • Donald says to his friends "I told you guys, this guy's a asshole."
• Edna the lunchlady insulting the kids.
  • Edna refusing to give Donald pizza cause she thinks he's fat. He tells her to not discriminate against fat kids and to just give him the pizza. Edna gives Donald the pizza, and Donald thanks her like "thanks bitch."
• Kim showing his "potions" off to George.
  • George is like "Potions? What are you a fucking wizard?"
  • When Kim adds that those "potions" will make George cool, he doesn't believe it since his father drinks those and he's lame.
• Donald's birthday wish for Ben and Ping to fuck off, become the coolest kid in middle school and the new Xbox.
• Donald opening his presents and his reactions.
  • Joe's present is a teddy bear. He makes a "Teddy Bear Brothers" speech, making Donald wishing Ben and Ping were here to slap Joe, and says that they're not 7 years old anymore.
  • Donald getting angry that Obamna got him Cooking Mama 2 instead of Call Of Duty.
  • Craig giving his son a Modelo beer, much to Donald's shock, Ellen's horror and Samantha's frustration.
• The Lego Battle at George's house.
  • Joe bringing chess pieces cause he mistakens them for Legos, much to Donald's annoyance.
  • Donald thinking that Obamna's G.I Joe is a Barbie. Obamna corrects him, "it's not a Barbie. Does Barbie have a fucking machine gun?"
  • Obamna making his Harry Potter action figure use "avada kedavra" to kill Joe's dragon. Donald informs Obamna that it's a young Harry Potter, so he doesn't knowing that spell yet, and suggested that Obamna should've brought Voldemort instead.
• Donald annoying the hell out of the kidnapper until he questions if it's even worth it to kidnap a kid. So he leaves the van, leaving Donald mad and disappointed.

The Presidents: The Movie

• Donald insulting Joe's writing, thinking he's slow and that his handwriting hasn't changed since kindergarten.
• Joe not being able to read Obamna's cursive handwriting, thinking it's a different language.
• The students saying "good morning" to Ms Smith but Donald says "good morning bitch."
• Stacey and her friend fighting over Ben since they both have crushes on him.
• The assembly.
  • Bernie describing the guest speaker as very cool and hip.
  • The guest speaker's name is David, also known as Don't Do Drugs David.
  • David is opposed to Percocet unless someone has a back injury.
  • The students being overall bored of the presentation.
  • Just before David and Bernie does the Druggie Dougie Shuffle, the electricity goes off.