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  • Dollar Bill losing his shit when he learns that St. Louis is coming to collect, then psyching himself up as he escapes through a secret passage to the strippers' changing room.
    > Dollar Bill: I'M DOLLAR BILL! CHI-TOWN! Pay no country boy nothin! Nothin! (mumbles to himself as he's scrambling through the passage) I'm Dollar Bill! Dollar Bill!
    • Then it's revealed he wasn't looking to escape but to rile up the strippers to leave the dressing room and start earning money for him to pay his debts.
  • When he hears good news (that a local rapper and his crew arrived to the club), Bill doesn't have to go through the passage to tip off the strippers. No, he pushes a big, green button adorned with dollar signs and that sounds an alarm in the dressing room and turns the lights green.
  • When Ebony goes out of the club with Reggie and Clyde:
    Lil' Man: "Your lil' cousin's a hoe."
    Diana: "Which way?"
  • When Brooklyn and K. C. beat down Dollar Bill, K. C. tries to show bravado by kicking the already unconscious Bill. He trips and falls.
  • Clyde's girlish squeals after being sucker punched from behind by Luke's bodyguard.
  • Dollar Bill's epic breakdown at the end. Bernie Mac was clearly having a good time.
    Freeman: Don't be running up on me like that! The hell's the matter with you?! I'll blow your ass all the way back to Chicago.
    Dollar Bill: Freeman, I just asked you a question!
    Freeman: Aww, shut up! [heads outside to the squad car with Ronnie]
    Dollar Bill: [turning to Lil' Man] Who he talkin' to like that?
    Lil' Man: Heh, he talkin' to yo ass!
    Junior: [sobbingly] Ronnie! Ronnie! We gotta call Mama!
    Dollar Bill: Goddamn right! I'm suing both of y'all! You ain't got no doggone warrants! YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'! You ugly motherfucka! You know goddamn well that you wrong, Freeman! All the pussy I hooked yo' ass up with! You better wear your bulletproof vest all day! ALL MOTHAFUCKIN' DAY! YOU TOO, YA FAT! MUTHA! FUCKA! Lemme see YA again..!
    Tricks: [sobbingly] Dolla...
    Dollar Bill: Baby! I'll be down there! Don't worry about nothin'! [singing] Magilla Gorilla, Magilla Gorilla! Gorilla for sale! [squad car drives away] Goddamnit! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! [Walks back towards Lil' Man] DO SOMETHIN'! DO SOMETHING'!

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