Funny / The Meeting Place Cannot Be Changed

• Man'ka the Bond writes the statement. Zheglov's Delayed Reaction is priceless.
  Man'ka (writing): Does it go "the Bond" or "the Bont"?
  Zheglov (absent-mindedly): "The Bond". What? What Bond? "I, Man'ka the Bond..." Are you nuts? (grabs the paper) Write it properly: 'I, Kolivanova Mar'ya Afanas'evna...'

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